#innerbloom-mechanics

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Send me ⁇ to interact with my muse while sleep deprived.

Blades looks almost contemplative as he stares directly at a malfunctioning toaster, optics squinted almost suspiciously. There’s around several human minutes of silence before he actually says anything, and when he does, it’s obvious he has not had a wink of proper sleep in at least 3 days.

“I don’t know why it’s acting like a bitch. Your job is easy, toaster… it’s in your name… you don’t gotta do nothin’ else but toast.”

[asknovaprime]

My Idea for a Transformers Rescue Bots Movie/ Special

It was a clear evening over Griffon Rock, Maine.

 All seemed peacefull on the island city. No dangers, nothing out of the ordinary.  Which was strange, due to all of the accidents and dangers that happen there.  That is, Untill a Scarlet Motorcycle rocketed down Chester Street.  It’s engine noise was deafening as it smashed a plant watering robot, pushed an automated traffic signal out of the way,  and drove through the down square!

 At the Firehouse, Alarms went off as the Burns family jumped to action. Chief Charley Burns: Cody, what’s going on?

Kade: -yawns- if this is another prank call, I’m going back to bed.

 Cody Burns turned on the emergency survelance from the Operations Center. On the video feeds, he could see the modorcycle racing recklessly all over the sleeping.. or formerly sleeping town. Cody: Out of control Motorcycle, Dad. It’s causing all kinds of havoc!

Chief Burns: Where is it currently?

Cody:  Let me see.  Got it, it’s currently… -winces- smashing Mrs. Portio’s tulip garden. Chief Burns: We need all hands on this mission.

Kade: Oh joy. Danni: I’ll go wake up Blades.

Grahm: Just another evening in Griffon Rock.

  Outside the firehouse, the doors opened and the team’s rescue vehicles revved up for action. Kade clambered into his Fire Engine, Grahm got in his Bulldozer, Chief Burns turned on the siren of his Police Car, and Danni spun up the rotors of her rescue Coper. Heatwave: Rescue Bots, Roll to the Rescue!

  Once at the town square, the bots met up and began to cording off the area where they had seen the run away bike go. Chief and his partner, Chase were setting up magnetic tire Stops.  Boulder and Grahm put down more roadblocks while Blades flew around in the air to see if he could spot the bike.  Kade and Heatwave were ready to stop the bike when it got close with his Innert Foam Cannons.

 Cody was going over the calls of the run away motorcycle… but there was something odd about it.. It should have crashed without a driver. And he’d crosschecked it with all the registered types on Griffon Rock. None matched its looks, speed and mobility. Something was off here.

  Chief Burns: All right team, Lets catch that run away motorcycle so it can’t do any more harm.

Chase: I hope it will be a quick capture, I was in the middle of a very thrilling chapter of ‘ John Jason: Detective at Arms.’ Shall I read some to you while we wait, Chief?

Chief: No thank you, Chase. Another time, Alright?

Blades and Danni Spot the bike heading for town square again!

Danni: Blades, warn the others! Blades: Boulder, Chace, Heatwave! Here it comes!

Heatwave:  We’re ready for it. Lets get it, Boulder. Powerup and Energize!

 The two Rescue bots began firing at the motorcycle, but kept missing their target as if the motorcycle was driving it’s self. It would swerve out of the way just in time. This began to annoy Heatwave, making his aim worse as he fired off more and more foam.

Then Cody calls the team.

 Cody:  Everyone, I think the Motorcycle your after is’nt a Bike at all! It’s..

Heatwave: HOLD STILL, You little…

???:  Did you.. Just call me. LITTLE?!

 The Motorcycle ramped off one of Chace’s baracades and in mid air, TRANSFORMED INTO A ROBOT.

 Heatwave: What in the?

 The Bike bot then Kicks Heatwave in the chest and knocked him on his aft. It then dives through Boulder’s legs, converting back to Motorcyle mode.  

Heatwave: Aaght!

Blades: Boulder,  is Heatwave ok?

Boulder: Just Scratched up, but functional.

Chase:  Cody, If you were going to Say ‘ A Cybertronian’ Then You are correct!   ???: Neeener neener! You can’t catch me!

Chief:  Chace, After that bike bot!

Chase: Already on it.

  He converts to Vehicle Mode and They race after it.

  Transformers: Rescue Bots

Defenders of Griffon Rock

[salvaged-and-recycled-blog]

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[Salvage was surprised by the sudden smooch; but definitely not against it. Just a tad confused.]

Oh, hello, Boulder. What’s the occasion?

[heatwave-rolling-in]

@innerbloom-mechanics Boulder! Great to see you finally joined us.

[aquilegiaformosa]

Ultimate TF Shitpost Blog Masterlist 23-05-17

IDW/G1:

Lost Light Crew: Rodimus: @rodimemeprime @autobot-flameout-prime @flameonrodimus Ultra Magnus: @ultramagnussmartposts Drift: @driftofficial @thunderthighsmcgee Megatron: @thebesttyrant Ravage: @loyaldecepticat Tailgate: @minibotme Cyclonus: @cyclonusshitposts Whirl: @whirlfacts @whirlie-bird Rung: @rung-not-ring Swerve: @swerveshitposts Skids: @skidstheorizes Nautica: @bothtrueandfalse Nightbeat: @nightbeatmysteries Perceptor: @sniproscope Brainstorm: @brainstormsbrainstorms Chromedome: @chromedomefacts Rewind: @rewindsreceipts Ambulon: @leg-of-action First Aid: @doyourequirefirstaid Ratchet: @unrelentingcynicism @ratchets-clinic Pharma: @betterdoctorthanyou Velocity: @tenthtimesthecharm Trailbreaker: @forcefieldguy Pipes: @was-it-the-pipes Getaway: @bulletforyourthoughts Riptide: @hydr0b0t Atomizer: @raiseyourcrossbows Sunstreaker: @itsalwayssunnyon-cybertron Protoseeker: @proto-seeker (OC)

Luna 1: Fortress Maximus: @gunsinlegs Red Alert: @redalertalerts @ask-the-paranoid-autobot Prowl: @doubledutycops Mixmaster: @questionable-lab-safety

The Decepticon Justice Division: Tarn: @therealtarnshady @tarn-nation Kaon: @itskaonandthepet @thepitsofkaon Nickel: @medic-mum

The Scavengers: Krok: @best-strategist Fulcrum: @kick-ass-k-class Misfire: @misfire-misfires Spinister: @spinnyster Crankcase: @grumpyboxwastaken Grimlock: @grimlock-is-king

On Cybertron: Shockwave: @dailydoseoflogic Windblade: @itswindywindblade Starscream: @starscreamscreams Bumblebee: @autobot-commander-bee Wheeljack: @wheeljackingit Blurr: @blxrredracer Roller: @bigfriendlyroller Damus/Glitch: @tarnception Sunstorm: @chosenbyprimus Silverbolt: @silverbolt-roleplays-for-real Jetfire: @jetfireitup Metroplex: @metroplex-heeds-the-call Trypticon: @the-talking-trypt

Earth Crew: Optimus Prime: @optishitprime @maximum-primeage Soundwave: @broadcasted-idiocy Frenzy: @getfrenzied Lazerbeak: @laserfocus-prettybird Ratbat: @ratbatusedskree Thundercracker: @crackingthunder Skywarp: @skyvop

Humans: Verity: @wrecker001

TFP-RID15:

Autobots: Optimus Prime: @hipsdontprime Arcee: @sexy-blue-two-wheeler Ratchet: @ineededthat Wheeljack: @subtleshifting Cliffjumper: @lifebythehorns

Decepticons: Megatron: @darkenergon-megatron Starscream: @birbscream Shockwave: @amostillogicalarguement Knock Out: @cherryautomobileenthusiast Breakdown: @wxrhammers Wildbreak: @sweetevilwildbreak Predaking: @incorrigiblebeast

Humans: Agent Fowler: @gaygentfowler Jack: @rides-the-sexy-blue-two-wheeler Miko: @slashmonkeys

Rescue Bots:

Blades: @fearlesshelicopter Chase: @thisisthepolice Boulder: @innerbloom-mechanics Heatwave: @heatwave-rolling-in Servo: @servo-el-perro

TFA:

Autobots: Bulkhead: @bulkbot First Aid: @red-med-femme Blurr: @the-fast-and-the-furless​ Sentinel Prime: @sentinel-shouting

Decepticons: Shockwave: @prime-decepticon Blitzwing: @three-for-one Lugnut: @p0kewar Black Arachnia: @spideysshitposts Swindle: @swindlestealsyourcash

Beast Wars/Machines:

Decepticons: Megatron: @predicons-terrorize-yesssssss

Shattered Glass:

Decepticons: Soundwave: @god-tier-soundwave Ravage: @catposting

Autobots: Chase: @lawwhatlaw Prowl: @doubledutycops (yeee there’s two of them and one’s SG)

Tyran/Bayverse:

Autobots: Optimus Prime: @give-me-your-face Bumblebee: @radiopoweredhoneybee Crosshairs: @gemsnatchinsniper Drift: @spectralistdagger

Decepticons: Starscream: @inkedstar Barricade: @bad-robocop

Humans: Sam: @yesiamladiesman217

Non-continuity OCs:

Landon: @landongalaxies Arana: @arachnicon-arana Max: @maxthenightbirb Ross: @chiaroscuros-void Glass: @rungscuteglasses Lavender: @universallavender Terra: @immortalwanderer

everyone is organised by continuity of origin. shitpost blogs that are also personals have not been included (to the best of my knowledge). if i missed anyone or got something wrong please IM/PM me ^3^

[fastestbot5ever]

Hey, Blurr! What's new? - innerbloom-mechanics

@innerbloom-mechanics Not much I suppose. Few rescues here and there. Salvage’s made a few new gizmos. Oh, and I helped out the Bee team!

How’s it goin for you?

[cherryautomobileenthusiast]

✿ (innerbloom-mechanics)

Thanks! It's really nice!

[fearlesshelicopter-blog]

Shame sign: I am one of the most important beings in the whole universe. Boulder thanks Primus each and every day for bringing this wonderful mech into existence. He is loved, treasured, cherished. I̶f̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶B̶o̶u̶l̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶j̶u̶n̶x̶.̶.̶.❤️❤️❤️̶ - innerbloom-mechanics

[Blades is fucking melting, he has no idea how to react. But he can’t stop goddamn squealing.]

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🎤 - innerbloom-mechanics (great way to know your fiancée is alive)

[Blades, being he has distracted himself the entire day, is still unaware of his fiance’s return to the land of the living. Because of this, he’s certainly not expecting anyone to pay him a surprise visit; not during his shameless bout of singing. Because making flower crowns while singing Disney’s “I See The Light” from Tangled fits surprisingly well.]

All those days, watching from the windows. All those years, outside looking in.

[Blades’ optics closed for a moment as he pauses his singing, shoulders drooping as he stares at the white rose he was about to braid into the crown. He sets it off to the side, and continues with different flowers; continuing his singing to follow.]

All that time, never even knooowing, just how blind I’ve been.

[fearlesshelicopter-blog]

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[Blades’ spark was practically breaking within his chassis at the sight of his crying to-be, returning the kiss with one of his own.]

Are… are you okay, my love? 

[He smooches away the falling tears, gently pressing their forehelms together.] 

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Have you been drinking? - innerbloom-mechanics

Blades looked sober upon first glance. But as soon as he turned his helm to look back at his soon-to-be conjunx, engex in servo, it was easy to tell he wasn’t.

“Heya, sweetheart. What’s shaking?”

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💗 - innerbloom-mechanics (i need to bury my smut)

[Blades presses a tiny kiss to Boulder’s forehead, returning the hug with just as much vigor.]

Hello, you cutie-pie~!

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Pink Carnation, Red Rose, Spider Flower - innerbloom-mechanics

Send my muse some flowers and they’ll react to their meaning!

Pink Carnation — “I’ll never forget you.”

Red Rose — “I love you”

Spider Flower — “Elope with me.”

[Blades gently pecks Boulder’s forehelm, a giddy laugh escaping his vocalizer.]

You’re wonderful. I love you so, so much. But you already know that, don’t you?

[fearlesshelicopter-blog]

@innerbloom-mechanics

Did Kade take your phone.

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Just occurred to me I haven’t really welcomed you properly yet, so... Welcome to the scrap-post pile, Boulder! @innerbloom-mechanics

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DRUNK text/??:

thrfrs a fjuckin SQUIRL on th WNIDOW AND i’m LAUGHING T TH PATTR NOSE IT FEET MAKS. PSATPSATPATPATPATS. 

HATEFUL text/✘:

I swear to fragging Primus, I’m going to murder Sunstreaker if he’s a dick to you again. He treats you like you’re a pushover.

EXCITED text/ツ:

I JUST FLIPPED A BOTTLE AND IT LANDED ON IT’S LID. I’M SCREAMING BOULDER IT LANDED ON ITS LID