#inkfall would lol

[searabbitz]

Do you guys think the cephalopods bring like umbrellas and wear those rain ponchos to turf matches to protect themselves from any stray ink?

Like imagine your a cephalopod and your friend is like, “hey let’s go watch a turf game” and you’ve never been and they show up like this

[hivemindcoroika]

ALL Coroika ones (excluding ones you haven't done / ones you don't want to do)

OK. HERE WE GO THEN.

1. character I find the strongest

I mean if Hivemind Could control the other team it’s probably him. But hmm I guess realistically This comes down to whether goggles or sussy goggles will have their plot armor break first : )

2. Weak character

Crusty Sean ain’t shit

3. Character I find annoying

ummmm. thinky. I really honestly do not find anyone annoying enough to really warrant a strong negative reaction lol....

4. Character I find cool

n pacer 🥺 I mean just Look at her. she’s tall and she’s hot and she has a Long Gun. good for her!

5. Character I like the most

It’s sooo hard to find a favorite so I’ll just give my top 5: I like hivemind, vintage, omega, prince, and inkfall

6. Character I hate

I Do not have capability to hate a squid....

7. Already answered

8. Overrated character?

mmmmmm I’m just gonna say the S4 as a whole bc I see So much content of them compared to the other characters but I don’t... really care I guess? they’re fun. I like seeing all the coroikas

9. Underrated character?

inkfall .......

10-13. Already answered

14. Character I would Befriend

*places a pack of shin ramyun black under a box and stick trap and waits for (shadow) vintage to take the bait*

15. Who would be my Rival

Lmao aren’t the squid people like really tiny. Like really really tiny. I can punt them all into the sun no one can be my rival

16. Most trustworthy character

i would trust omega with my Life

17. Least trustworthy character

shadow vintage would tell the whole fucking city i pissed myself in class even if I paid him not to

18. Most pure character

Prince... or shadow vintage. They both have reminders set on their phones to ping them like 10 times a day to remind their friends to drink water

19. Most Evil character

i Hope it’s shadow prince. he definitely has a DIE CRY HATE sign in his room

20. Best girl

Omega, your hand in marriage please

21. Best boy

vintage, cause he’s the only character with a bowl

22. Already andwered

23. Character id trust to hold my drink a party

prince but honestly he could take a sippy if he wants I don’t really care

24. Character that would work in another media

I want to see vintage run with the cookies so I can plop him in my lobby and tap him until he loses his mind. He and lemon cookie could compare whose bowl is more round

25. Already answered

26. Least creative character

Justice be like Yeah I do digital art and then shows you this:

27-29 don’t care

30. Character I would want to be stuck on an island with

hivemind because he can just summon down the space station or whatever and ummm you know I didn’t think this through I don’t know how the international space station could help us in this situation I just think it would be cool

31. Character I would Not want to be stuck on an island with

Safari cause I don’t need his weird bad luck curse anywhere near me

32-33 already answer

34. Character that can be trusted around children

aviators he’d be so great around kids. teach them the wonders of palm trees and a pretty sunset

35-36. Already answered

37. Character most recognizable to ppl outside the fandom.

I would love to think it’s aloha even if people don’t realize it because of this fantastic iconic image

38-39. Already answered

40. Character that needs more content

Inkfall...... 👁

41. Who needs Less content

Feel like I’m just repeating myself from the overrated/underrated questions. I’m just gonna say the S4 again

42. Shortest character

Vintage. hasn’t grown an inch since middle school and he’s so pissed about it

43. Already answered

44. Best cook

Well canonically it’s gotta be army but I imagine that double egg could whip up a fantastic barbecue

45. Character that should never be in the kitchen

Well canonically it’s Emperor, and that’s entirely right he’s gonna burn your shake

46. Most leaderlike character

ummm well it’s rider for sure. if this is about characters who Aren’t already leaders though probably N-pacer or omega (still gunna hold onto my hc that omega is the secret real xblood leader and just lets vintage do it bc she got too tired of it but she can reclaim her authority whenever she wishes)

47. Most Badass character

Omega, your hand in marriage please

48. Most talented character

Probably metry, I can totally see her as the has straight A’s and also has too many extracurriculars that she completely excels at type

49. Smartest character

Either hachi, hivemind, or justice only because they have massive Most Likely to Be a Math Major vibes and as someone who is terrible and the worst at math, anyone who is good at it is just insanely smart to me LOL

50. Fastest character

Lil judd

Thank you :) for the ask :)

[hivemindcoroika]

ALL of the coroika questions (not the ship ones though)

you are SO CRUEEEEL ok fine here we go I’m putting this under a read more just in case it gets absurdly long lmfao

character: vintage

random headcanon:

ive brought it up before but he looooves orchids!! he keeps buying those grocery store phalaenopsis orchids and they’re all over his house he loves them so much. His favorites are the white ones with the purple spots on them!

sexuality/gender headcanon:

he is gay AND trans, what a lovely surprise!

character I think they’d be friends with:

Shadow vintage, they go to the botanical garden together every Saturday and sniff the hyacinths

Three things I have in common:

short, love spicy food, oversized jackets

favorite thing about them:

i love how he has two ink colors at once AND red eyes?? I’m so jealous

least favori- there is nothing to dislike about vintage. it’s vintage. Look at his funny bowlcut. How can you even bring up the possibility that there’s anything to dislike about him

characters they should team up with:

Hivemind bc I’m still upset we didn’t get to see him with the -_- face

Do I like them or nah:

Hmmm I wonder 🕵️

favorite panel:

fact/detail I find interesting:

I like how his ink color is blue and red(even though it’s more pink to me but whatever...), combining the colors of squid and homo sapien blood. fits very well

Splatfest team:

he’s team spoon

what haircut/outfit would suit them:

Only the bowlcut. I don’t even want to think about a world where vintage doesn’t have a bowlcut. that’s like so sad to even think about. he has to be round. I think he’d look great with the hothouse hoodie or the birded corduroy bc it has a pigeon on it

headcanon birthday:

August 5th bc that’s my birthday and it’s the only birthday I can ever remember so it’d be convenient for me to remember

who has the best relationship with them:

Omega for sureeeeee! they’re besties

General opinion:

I love vintage bc his color scheme is great, his name is awesome, he has red eyes, and a giant pen as a weapon what more does a guy need in life. he’s just very cute and funny and always a joy to see. kinda like watching a video of a kitten hissing

Kin assign me a character:

I’m kin assigning myself inkfall

three things I don’t have in common:

I am unfortanely not a squid person, I unfortunately don’t have red eyes, and I unfortunately don’t have a doppelgänger who tells me how awesome I am all the time

would I have them on team:

Of course I would!!!!!

Do they deserve panel time:

If every single coroika chapter from here on out was a vintage focused chapter where he is in every single panel there would be no complaints from me

have I drawn them:

I have Too many drawings of vintage. I need to give the other characters some love too but I love working with blue pink and purple so much 😭

have I cosplayed him in game:

yes. Many many many many many times as you know :^)

aesthetic I associate:

moonlit gardens, a flock of pigeons.... a pigeon fluffing itself up until its very circular. scientific illustration... an orchid on my desk.... being in a target parking lot sitting on that stupid red ball at sunset staring at silhouetted palm trees against a pinkish orange sky

music I associate:

a lot of hotline miami songs lol it’s just that 80s synthwave. it’s so him

thank you for the ask I always love thinking about vintage!

[hivemindcoroika]

36,38,39, and who is the tallest

36. What character would smell the best

inkfall, no competition, only guy who risks his life in the shower probably multiple times a day just to be a walking bar of soap, thank you for your sacrifices king

38. Who would love kelp dome

vintage and shadow vintage because they sneak into the kelp dome in the middle of the night to eat all the plants in there

39. Character who would be perfect for salmon run

ummm army lol cause he can distract the smallfry with his curry , what a fine spoon moment

tallest character:

I love to think it’s scuba 🤿