#injvns asks

[injvns]

i.. see an instagram link and.. would it be okay to follow you ? :3

omg....it would be...a freaking honor :3

[ayukas]

r/UberEATS 014 are u a coward

r/UberEATS posted by

u/finickydriver141・14 hr. ago

my customer's little brother broke her heart and i don't know how to fix it

hi. this probably isn't the right subreddit to post on but i'm an uber eats driver if that helps...

so anyways, i've been delivering to this customer for a while now, and we've gotten really close, almost like a talking stage? idk. well, last night, she told me about this huge argument her and her brother had, and i wanna help fix things because i kinda like her. a lot.

tl;dr: her little brother lied to her two years ago and ruined her friendship with her best friend. now she's upset because she found out the truth and feels like she let him down, but imo, i think the kid is just being a brat lol. i wanna step in and make things better for her, let her know that she shouldn't feel guilty, but i don't really know how to go about it.

for context, her brother (let's call him A) basically told her that her best friend (we'll call him B) stole all his bread back when B was babysitting him. she got super upset and immediately cut B off because she loves her brother more than anything and thought B broke their trust. fast forward to now, A admitted that he lied about the whole thing because he felt like he was too mature for a babysitter (which is true to a certain extent... I GUESS...) now she feels guilty for not realizing that A hated having her take care of him like that, and she's convinced that he hates her.

here's the thing though, if A feels like he's so mature and independent, why did he feel the need to lie and cause this mess? i get that he did what he did to prove he was mature enough to take care of himself but lying to your sister and ruining her relationship with her best friend is kind of the opposite of maturity, right?

anyways, what should i do to help her? i tried asking B for A's number so i could talk to him, but B refused so now i'm stuck.

should i go over to her house when she's not around and beat him up or like... take his bread? or should i just let it go and focus on comforting her? it breaks my heart to see her sad :/

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u/rainsinheaven・14 hr. ago

this seems so familiar

u/back2u・13 hr. ago

right?! omg i think this is the same uber eats driver from that love confession post

u/purplecarrot・13 hr. ago

sounds like a bunch of miscommunication and overdramatics to me

u/jjanguu・11 hr. ago

i vote to beat him up

u/mrkrabs_58・11 hr. ago

This is not related to Uber Eats

u/finickydriver141・10 hr. ago

im an uber eats driver so it IS related GTFO MRKRABS58

u/cooingpenguin・9 hr. ago

i think op is in love with the girl lmao

u/yuwushi・3 hr. ago

hi. dm me. i'm A's friend.

u/finickydriver141・2 hr. ago

prove it

u/yuwushi・20 min. ago

i can't prove it without doxxing them... just dm me bro are u a coward. what's wrong with you.

u/finickydriver141・18 min. ago

WHO THE FUCK ARE U CALLING A COWARD

u/lovable_star・2 hr. ago

convince B to give u A's number again!!! if ure preaching about maturity then communication is the best way around this whole situation

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notes DID EVERYONE ENJOY SMTOWNNN i know i did (save me dreamies love me right cover. save me) also can u guys tell this smau is lowkey coming to an end soon (っ◞‸◟ c)

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[chenlezip]

hii can you please do a bf!jisung drabble? thank youu❤️

WARNINGS : smut under the cut .

A/N : had some help for this one, thank you so much for requesting anonnie, hope you enjoy this ! ❤️

taglist : @injvns @polarisjisung @hyckvr @mejaemin @ayukas

FLUFF :

jisung loved asking you to get on minecraft and build silly things with him. you always agreed because it was fun to play games with your boyfriend. after building each other a house (they were quite different), you both went into a server and played some bedwars, screaming and shouting as your bed got destroyed.

he's always tying your laces for you, double knotting or even tripling them just to make sure you don't fall over on them since he knows they tend to come undone and you're just walking with your shoe nearly falling off.

posts about you on his story - he loves showing you off to his friends and family. he always rambles on about the day you shared, the late night calls that he appreciates oh so much.

sends you any memes that remind him of you, laughing about it together. he loves teasing you with them. you do the same to him - any hamster memes pop up on your feed? getting sent straight away with a teasing message.

SMUT :

you tend to always be distracted by jisungs long veiny hands, they're so pretty and affect you a little more than you'd like to admit. jisung could tell and would take it to his advantage. he makes you watch through the mirror as he dips a finger into your cunt, pumping it slowly in and out.

his morning voice is another thing, his voice is a lot deeper than it usually is and you always end up on top of him, riding the shit out of his dick. he's groaning and holding you, matching his thrusts with yours as he hits the spot.

he also likes to cockwarm with you when he's playing a game with the boys, begging you to stay silent. any movement when he gets annoyed or is playfully arguing with chenle sends chills down your spine and you have to hide a whimper from escaping your lips into the crook of his neck.

[ningningsdream]

expensive friendship. masterlist | z.ch

pairing: art major!reader x rich kid!chenle

genre: college/university au, social media au (some written parts), fluff, angst, slow burn(ish)

summary: your mysterious aura makes you the talk of the school as a new tranfer, and chenle is intrigued to see if what people say about you is real. or in which, chenle pays you to hang out with him.

warning(s): swearing, sexual jokes (no smut)

status: on going

started: 25111

updates: tuesday & friday

a/n: started writing this because i saw a post asking for a chenle smau, whoever you were, this is for you 🫶🏻

main masterlist

___

00 - profiles: the chimaek cult | the waffle fanclub

01 - what about the new girl?

02 - chimaek after all

03 - tbd

04 - tbd

05 - tbd

06 - tbd

....

taglist: [open]

@spacejip @injvns @belleilichil @dearlyminhyung @t-102 @champagne1221 @jae-n0 @nahyuckers @dorritoni @renjunoya @winwintea @defzcl @mxnhoeuwu @myfavoritedelusion @usahanami

[mystverse]

SMAU REC LIST² - SKZ, NCT, ENHA

THE ART OF LOVE : : @lxvemaze

PAIRING. bangchan x shy!artist!reader

✿SYNOPSIS. when chris texted an artist he found on instagram with the hopes of them designing an album cover for him, he never expected to fall head over heels in love with them.

NERF THIS! : : @injvns

progamer!haechan x streamer!femreader

in which overwatch streamer yn ln is on a winning streak one night, and sorta kinda ends up killing professional overwatch player lee haechan on stream…multiple times. she didn't even know who he was, let alone that he was super hot?! c'mon, she wouldn't have smoked him THAT hard if she knew!

Or

yn starts overwatch beef with haechan accidentally. romance ensues.

HOW NOT TO BE A VIRGIN 101 : : @diaphamin

summary : college is about gaining further education, to some, but to y/n it means she is finally free to explore the side of life she was never able to. parties, relationships, and sex. she was tired of being dull, tired of being the only one around her who hasn’t experienced anything romantic. she was ready to be the exact opposite of what she wasn’t. the only problem being… she doesn’t know how. that’s when she calls upon haechan, someone notoriously known for having a bit too much fun… and asks him for guidance.

WHERE YOU ARE : : @luvmahae

pairing: fratboy!haechan x fem!reader

summary: what the absolute fuck is up baby! fall semester marks the peak of greek life at ncu. the campus quad is filled with tents representing various fraternities and sororities with their letters proudly presented in front of each booth, all eager to recruit new members. as students return to campus, they are met with a flood of fliers and invitations to parties, mixers, and rush events. while you were walking through the crowd of eager freshmen to join these organizations, you bumped into someone very unexpected...

what do you do when you bump into the guy you hooked up with after a music festival during summer break? instead of the royal blue basketball jersey you first met him in, it was replaced by a varsity jacket with the letters reading "ΝΧΘ".

"haechan?"

BED CHEM : : @wonbin-truther

college student yn x college student jaemin

summery! when jaemin saw the big red "16%" on his first organic chemistry test, he knew he needed a tutor, fast. enter l/n y/n, a chemical engineering student who is determined to raise his grade. but as study sessions turn into late-night library marathons, jaemin is starting to realize he’s got more than just organic chemistry to worry about.

GOOD GRACES : : @106alibi

pairing: boxer!jeno x magazine-editor!reader

synopsis: y/n knows she's petty. so when she found out her (secret) celebrity boyfriend of a year had been cheating on her, through a news article to make things worse, she decided to cook up an action plan to get back at him, and what better way to take revenge than to get together with his all-time favourite athlete?

LEFT ON SEEN : : @jsbluu

pairing: dance major!jisung x environmental scientist fem!reader

you, a first year college student at ncit university, "stumble" upon the twitter account of your campus crush, park jisung. you've had a crush on him since your junior year of high school, but he always seemed to have a flock of girls chasing after him.

out of a boost of confidence (and maybe a little too much to drink), you decide to send him a dm. what's the worst that could happen? he has thousands of followers, it's not like he's ever gonna see it.. right?

wrong! will jisung reply to you and fall in love? or will you just become another girl lost in his dms. read to find out!

SCUM'S WISH 𓆩♡𓆪 : : @jungaji

pairing: park jisung x fem!reader

synopsis: struggling with unrequited feelings, you and park jisung agree to a fake relationship to ease your loneliness, filling the gaps left by others. with promises not to fall for each other and to part ways if your affections are reciprocated elsewhere, you jump into this arrangement. can you both stick to the rules, or will the lines between pretense and reality blur?

or, in which you and park jisung turn to each other for comfort in an attempt to soothe your unrequited loves.

FUNERAL PYRE : : @peacheeeliz

PARING ⤏ barista!heeseung x metalhead!fem reader

SYNOPSIS ⤏ heeseung is completely starstruck by the motorcyclist that frequently visits the coffee shop he works at. y/n has no interest in the peppy barista at the cafe she visits after classes. but that doesn't stop him from wanting to get to know her more.

A VIRGIN WHO CAN'T READ : : @luvyeni

starring … park sunghoon ‧ female reader

ㅤ୨ৎ no one in your friend group couldn't understand why you and sunghoon stopped being friends after freshman year of college; they all chalked it up as for reasons only you and he knew about , you and sunghoon couldnt get along, and when he threatened to tell your brother something your deepest darkest secret you called him a virgin who couldn't read to your 24k fans and the name spread throughout the campus…

or in which ‧ a year later sunghoon still holds your secret over your head , claiming “future blackmailing” but that's just easier to explain why he's your number one viewer or why he even hated you in the first place …

: MYST - im just using these lists as my library, don't mind me

[injvns]

heya! i might or might not have spedrun through the entirety of 'nerf this' (and liked every single part... i'm so so sorry if u get shadowbanned i forgot tumblr does that sometimes with like spams 🛐🫠🫶)

all i need to say is, couples that kill in ow for each other, stay together ^.^ i love love love the series, it's so silly and fun and ahhhhh (says woman who has no idea what half the game terms are because i have only ever played codm 🤡). very impatiently waiting for updates <3

here, have a cutie chocoball for good luck today!

o em tee tysm for reading!! (and its okay!!! HAHA i get it sometimes i forget too and get super like friendly it happens to the best of us)

first part is so true!!! thank u sososososo much it makes me so happy that people actually enjoy my stupid brain vomit that i put on here :)!! there shoullddd be another chapter out tmr, depends if i write tn or smau tn we shall see 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ tysm for the support cutie!!!

[injvns]

hiii leo!! hope you’re doing okay, just wanted to check in on you!! 🤍

hi annaaaa!!! :D ur such a sweetie i love u, but im alright :) schools just kicking my ass rn, i genuinely dont know what i do it for 😞

i hope u had the best day ever today and every day before that and now every day after 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i love you anna!!!! :P 💛

[injvns]

popping in just to say happy new year !! and that i love ur theme sm its so pleasing to me ?!?!? hope you have the best 2025 ♡ !!

HI CUTIE!! happy new year!!!! and THANKUU,, i feel so elated that ppl like my theme it was so like spontaneous,, just gotta figure out how da hell to make my masterlist look okay and then im SET!!

im wishing u the bestest 2025 ever ever ever ILY!! 💛

[injvns]

hello user injvns...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! i hope that 2025 will bring us closer (ur so funny and i am obsessed with the way ur mind works) I HOPE U HAVE A GREAT YEAR!!

USER SUSICHENG!!!

HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR!!!! be prepared for me to blow up ur comments section this 2025 then 😈😈 everytime u update dm for prices i start squeeling out of pure joy i love URRR mind!!!! I LOVE U AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[injvns]

happy new year leo!!! ure such a sweet moot to have and im so glad i got to know u before the year ended T-T🤍

MI!!!! i wish u the happiest of happy new years,, u are so funny and such a sweetie i am very very very proud to be able to call u my moot 🫡😙💛

[injvns]

i have to say im lowkey obsessed with your theme ITS SOOO CUTE

RAHHH TYSMMM i love URRR theme sm i live for spidermark (cooking a little spidermark mini smau rn actually...🤫🤫)

me whenever i see ur amazing stunning theme

[injvns]

new theme ໒꒰ྀི 𖦹 ˕ × ꒱ྀིა‎ it’s so dreamville omg

THANK UUUU!!! i pulled this outa my ass so im super duper happy it payed off

kisses u

[injvns]

HELP THE MARK BF TEXTS R FUNNY AND GOOD BUT I GIGGLED AT THE “do u love me even if im not Canadian” BCUZ I LITERALLY AM CANADIAN😭

BYYEE i think my american-ness is showing,, i forget that ppl other than mark lee can be from canada 😓😓

the face of maple syrup in my head ^^

[injvns]

new theme is so cute and cozy ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

THANK UUU making it made me want to rip my hair out but it was worth it if u like it queen <333

[injvns]

pls add me to the taglist for nerf this! ૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა i am so invested & in love with the whole concept !! u are such a genius 💛

AHHH U ARE SO ADDED TO THE TAGLIST!!! every time u post i start giggling maniacally YOU are the genius 💛💛

[injvns]

i appreciate you sharing my work 🫶 thank you so much! also, I LOVE your blog!

OMG OFC!! i love ur stuff sm it makes me giggle to myself super hard

AND TYSM!!! i love knowing ppl like my word vomit that i put on here 😊😊😊