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nejackdaw · 2 months ago

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Anyway s/o to the other night when I was mostly passed out and started fumbling, glassesless, for my phone, because I NEEDED to send a series of messages to the chat that basically was like

The concept of Ingjard and Beleval going to some fancy thing, idk, don't ask why the Dawnguard is sending representatives, and Ingjard (masc to me) and Beleval (very fem to me) dress up. Inverted. Stylistically. Ingjard in some dress and Beleval in like. The tes equivalent of a tux. They hate the event. They hate each other. They hate this entire situation. Their dance is like a 1v1.

After a few minutes pause where I nearly fell asleep I once again unlocked my phone to send simply "Ingjard and Beleval as that chicks doing makeup meme," which was met with insanely enthusiastic agreement

#skyrim #dawnguard #ingjard letting beleval put the makeup on without a fuss so beleval doesnt poke out one of her eyes #ingjard: why the hell am i the one in a dress #beleval: because it bothers you. and i like that #anyway thinking about it maybe its like. one of those 'the vampires have infiltrated the jarls court' missions #celann (whos familiar with these things) cant go bc hes busy doing celann things #idk i said dont ask #as a person i am constantly torn between 'dawnguard as a family :)'#and my vision of toxic yuri emotionally unavailable beleval and internalized homophobe lesbian ingjard #there are two dawnguards in my head just so the beleval/ingjard situationship can exist #one universe 'i can fix them' the other 'i can make them worse'

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