#ineffable idiots amirite

[galaxgay]

There's no way hanging around Muriel isn't going to give Crowley perspective about Azi. And if not, let me dream.

Like sure, Crowley knows heaven is toxic and has been the thing between him and his happiness all his existence but he's always been a free spirit. I don't think he quite gets how vital heaven is to Aziraphale's sense of self. It's not so simple as just letting go and leaving.

And one way or another, I think Muriel is a key in showing Crowley that.

[losyanya]

Yes! Personal favorite is when they both somehow explain it away as "part of their jobs" and I'm left to marvel at the sheer level of self-delusion XD

A trope I see very often in the Good Omens fandom that I ADORE is “Aziraphale and Crowley have actually been sleeping together since the dawn of time yet are still pining somehow” 

[sk3tchid]

Title: What We Wasted (in Doubting and Waiting) Rating: Explicit Fandom: Good Omens Word Count: ~7K Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Summary:  O lost days of delight, that are wasted in doubting and waiting! O lost hours and days in which we might have been happy! But the light shone at last, and guided his wavering footsteps, And at last came the voice, imperative, questionless, certain. A smutty beach fic with a happy ending. Not as angsty as the title might suggest.

Tags: Ineffable Husbands, Ineffable idiots, Aziraphale loves Crowley, Crowley loves Aziraphale, Semi-public sex, Masturbation, Day at the beach, beach sex, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a penis, Riding, Topping from the bottom, Anal sex, Cock warming (for a little bit), South Downs Cottage, Established Relationship, Happy Ending, Beta’d, Smut

I wrote this for the Holly Jolly July secret santa-esque gift swap in the @go-events server. For my giftee, I was given @skimmingmilk!! Every prompt they had was sooo good, it was such a challenge to pick only a few! But who can resist some smexy beach times, amirite? I am so proud of how this came out, and honestly, a lot of that is due to @syl-writes-stuff betaing it into submission! She is amazing, and I couldn’t have found a more talented, nicer, hilarious person for the job. (I owe you big time!) So, Thanks universe, for letting it all come together! A special shout out as well to @eveningstarcatcher for coordinating this behemoth of a task! Two weeks to throw everything together? No way, you’d think, and yet... What an amazing, coordinated, otherworldly-being! YOU ROCK!!