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*planning an undercover mission*

Thomas: And Higgins, you could be my wife.

Juliet: Why would you take your wife with you to meet a drug dealer ?

Thomas: ‘Cause we’re partners in everything we do.

Rick: Aww.

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TC: Guys let’s take a vote !

Rick: Secret vote. Everybody cover your eyes !

*They all cover their eyes*

Juliet: We won’t know the results.

Thomas: Well say your vote out loud !

Kumu: We know each other voices.

Jin: Katsumoto’s got a point.

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Juliet: why is your back all scratched up ?

Thomas: *Flashback to him chasing a racoon after Juliet told him to leave it alone*

Thomas: I’m having an affair.

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Wedding officiant: Okay, repeat after me.

Thomas: After me.

Wedding officiant: ...

Wedding officiant:*whispering to Juliet* Are you sure this is the one you want ?

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Juliet: You’re an idiot.

Thomas: I’m your idiot.

Thomas: *points at the wedding ring* FOORRREVVVVER

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Thomas: WHO ATE MY FRIES I WILL FUCKING KI-

Juliet: Sorry, I ate them.

Thomas:-ss you and go buy some more, do you want anything else ?

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Katsumoto: God help the person who ends up dating Magnum. 

Higgy: I'm dating him.

Katsumoto: My condolences. 

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Kumu: Go tell Thomas, you like him. What’s the worst that could happen ?

Juliet: He could hear me !

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Thomas and Juliet: *at a basketball game*

Thomas and Juliet: *get on the kiss cam*

Thomas: *blushing like crazy, covering his head*

Juliet:  *making an obvious “no” gesture*

Crowd: *boos*

Thomas and Juliet: *kiss cam comes back several times during the game and both object*

Juliet, fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE !!!

Juliet:  *grabs Thomas by the collar and kisses him*

Crowd: *cheers loudly*

Thomas: *sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*

Thomas: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us?

Juliet: *shrugs and continues to watch the game*

Kumu, slipping a hundred bucks to a nearby cameraman: Thank you my good sir.

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Katsumoto: Right now, I predict complications appearing in my life.

Magnum: *enters the room*

Higgins: Looks like you were right.

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Thomas: *to Juliet*  How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing ?

Juliet: I don’t know, how are yo-

Jin: *from across the room*  I’m great, thanks.

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Katsumoto: This plan of yours, one assumes it is entirely illegal ?

Magnum: Of course.

Higgins: Entirely.

Katsumoto: Right. Wasn’t here. Didn’t know about it. Couldn’t have stopped you.

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Thomas: Juliet kissed me!!

TC: *gasp* No!

Rick: *squeals* Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!

Thomas: It’s unbelievable.

TC: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!

Rick: Okay, okay, we wanna hear everything. TC, get the wine and unplug the phone. Thommie, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Thomas: Oh it’s ended verrrry well.

Rick: *rushing over with wine glasses* Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Rick: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Thomas: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… Oh God, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

Rick and TC: *squealing* Awwwwwwwww!!!

*Scene changes to Juliet and Kumu casually eating pizza around the table*

Juliet: And uh, then I kissed him.

Kumu: Tongue?

Juliet: Yeah.

Kumu: Cool.

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Juliet: I didn’t get any sleep last night.

TC: You know they say that means someone is thinking about you.

Juliet: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am ?

Thomas: *Panic*

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Thomas: *laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling*

TC and Rick: *entering the room*

Rick: What are you doing ?

Thomas: I’m stargazing.

TC: Those are pictures of Higgy.

Thomas: I know.The stars are beautiful tonight.

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Rick: I’M TOO HOT

Rick: *points at Katsumoto*

Rick: :D

Rick: :D

Rick: :D

Katsumoto: *sighs*

Katsumoto: *montone with deadpan expression*  Hot damn

Rick: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN