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*planning an undercover mission*
Thomas: And Higgins, you could be my wife.
Juliet: Why would you take your wife with you to meet a drug dealer ?
Thomas: ‘Cause we’re partners in everything we do.
Rick: Aww.
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TC: Guys let’s take a vote !
Rick: Secret vote. Everybody cover your eyes !
*They all cover their eyes*
Juliet: We won’t know the results.
Thomas: Well say your vote out loud !
Kumu: We know each other voices.
Jin: Katsumoto’s got a point.
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Juliet: why is your back all scratched up ?
Thomas: *Flashback to him chasing a racoon after Juliet told him to leave it alone*
Thomas: I’m having an affair.
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Wedding officiant: Okay, repeat after me.
Thomas: After me.
Wedding officiant: ...
Wedding officiant:*whispering to Juliet* Are you sure this is the one you want ?
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Juliet: You’re an idiot.
Thomas: I’m your idiot.
Thomas: *points at the wedding ring* FOORRREVVVVER
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Thomas: WHO ATE MY FRIES I WILL FUCKING KI-
Juliet: Sorry, I ate them.
Thomas:-ss you and go buy some more, do you want anything else ?
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Katsumoto: God help the person who ends up dating Magnum.
Higgy: I'm dating him.
Katsumoto: My condolences.
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Kumu: Go tell Thomas, you like him. What’s the worst that could happen ?
Juliet: He could hear me !
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Thomas and Juliet: *at a basketball game*
Thomas and Juliet: *get on the kiss cam*
Thomas: *blushing like crazy, covering his head*
Juliet: *making an obvious “no” gesture*
Crowd: *boos*
Thomas and Juliet: *kiss cam comes back several times during the game and both object*
Juliet, fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST��S SAKE !!!
Juliet: *grabs Thomas by the collar and kisses him*
Crowd: *cheers loudly*
Thomas: *sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*
Thomas: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us?
Juliet: *shrugs and continues to watch the game*
Kumu, slipping a hundred bucks to a nearby cameraman: Thank you my good sir.
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Katsumoto: Right now, I predict complications appearing in my life.
Magnum: *enters the room*
Higgins: Looks like you were right.
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Thomas: *to Juliet* How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing ?
Juliet: I don’t know, how are yo-
Jin: *from across the room* I’m great, thanks.
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Katsumoto: This plan of yours, one assumes it is entirely illegal ?
Magnum: Of course.
Higgins: Entirely.
Katsumoto: Right. Wasn’t here. Didn’t know about it. Couldn’t have stopped you.
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Thomas: Juliet kissed me!!
TC: *gasp* No!
Rick: *squeals* Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!
Thomas: It’s unbelievable.
TC: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!
Rick: Okay, okay, we wanna hear everything. TC, get the wine and unplug the phone. Thommie, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Thomas: Oh it’s ended verrrry well.
Rick: *rushing over with wine glasses* Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Rick: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?
Thomas: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… Oh God, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
Rick and TC: *squealing* Awwwwwwwww!!!
*Scene changes to Juliet and Kumu casually eating pizza around the table*
Juliet: And uh, then I kissed him.
Kumu: Tongue?
Juliet: Yeah.
Kumu: Cool.
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Juliet: I didn’t get any sleep last night.
TC: You know they say that means someone is thinking about you.
Juliet: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am ?
Thomas: *Panic*
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Thomas: *laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling*
TC and Rick: *entering the room*
Rick: What are you doing ?
Thomas: I’m stargazing.
TC: Those are pictures of Higgy.
Thomas: I know.The stars are beautiful tonight.
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Rick: I’M TOO HOT
Rick: *points at Katsumoto*
Rick: :D
Rick: :D
Rick: :D
Katsumoto: *sighs*
Katsumoto: *montone with deadpan expression* Hot damn
Rick: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN
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