#incorrectegoquotes

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Wilford: have a safe flight!

Google: I have no control over that. 

Darkiplier: Die then.

[vociferous-chaos]

Anti, unbuttoning shirt: God, it’s so hot in here.

Dark: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[incorrect-caraval-quotes]

Jacks: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Tella: What was the middle part??

Jacks: I can make a hat!

[ella-does-shit]

Wilford: Dark, what's something that keeps you up at night?

Dark: Nothing I keep other people up at night.

[vociferous-chaos]

I'm sorry, what? I'm with Henrik on this

Chase, to the tune of Firefly: You would not believe your floor.

Chase: If man door hand hook car door.

Henrik: I am fucking begging you!

[its-boomer-bitch]

Joseph: What did you say?!

Rook:I said, "Whoever took my knife, ya mamma's a hoe!"

[g4rfld]

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[vociferous-chaos]

Blank: Anti, truth or dare?

Anti: Truth.

Blank: Do you like Dark?

Anti: Dare.

Blank: I dare you to kiss Dark.

Anti: NevEr hAve I eVer.

Blank: That's not the game!

Alternatively

Marvin: Chase, truth or dare?

Chase: Truth.

Marvin: How many hours have you slept this week?

Chase: Dare.

Marvin: Go the fuck to sleep.

Chase: I don't like this game.

[vociferous-chaos]

Google: I'll speak French between your legs.

Bim: That's the hottest thing I've ever heard.

Wilford: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis.

Magnum: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA!

Chase: HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!!

Marvin, wheezing: TITTY CROISSANTS!!

Dark: None of you should ever have sex.

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[vociferous-chaos]

Dr. Iplier: …Why are you on the ceiling?

The Host: How does Dr. Iplier know this isn’t the floor? Maybe he is the one walking on the ceiling.

Dr. Iplier: I-...You know what? Fuck it, I don’t want to know. I’m taking a nap.

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[vociferous-chaos]

Marvin: Are you drunk?

Chase: Only on adventure!

Chase, stumbling forward: And whiskey. And gin. And vodka. And bourbon. And whiskey.

[vociferous-chaos]

Wil: People say it like it’s a bad thing, you know, running away from your problems. But if your problems never catch up with you, what’s the hitch?

Dark, from another room: Wil, NO-

[vociferous-chaos]

Wil: Fuck, how drunk was I last night? I just woke up in the bathtub, stuffed to the brim with pillows and hugging a tree branch… I don’t even own half that many pillows.

Bim: Well, you tried to make out with a tree, spent twenty minutes crying when one of the branches fell off, then picked a fight with a garden gnome to ‘avenge them.’

Wil:

Bim:

Wil:... Who won?

Bim: A traffic cone Yancy yeeted at you in his excitement. It knocked you out for a solid half hour. The gnome was exiled for its crimes.

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[vociferous-chaos]

Wil: You cant just leave me to my own devices! You are 90% of my impulse control!

Dark: That 10% wins often

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[vociferous-chaos]

Dark: What did you do?

Wil: I didn’t do anything! I just walked in!

Dark: Bullshit. You’ve got that look in your eyes. You did something.

Wil: No I didn’t!

Dark:

Wil:

Dark:

Wil:...Look, it wasn’t even that big of a deal-

Dark: What. Did. You. Do.

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[vociferous-chaos]

The Jim Twins: We just got banned from Target for life.

Dark: How in the hell does one get banned from Target… for life?

RJ: Careful planning.

CJ: Boredom.

Both: And an overall disregard for social norms.

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