#incorrect steddily quotes

[harringroveera]

Billy: *exit his car*

Steve: Not to be gay but...Wow

Eddie: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a man’s beauty, Steve

Steve: No I want him to bend me over his Camaro and fuck me

Eddie: ...okay

Eddie: Can I join?

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

Neil: *complaining about Billy* He's pissing me off! I don't know what to do with this brat!

Steve & Eddie: *looking at each other* Well we know exactly what to do with this brat.

[harringroveera]

Robin: Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?

Nancy: What’s the matter?

Robin: I just saw Vickie

Everyone: Oh no

Robin: Yeah, she was at the library with her boyfriend, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid’s book at them

Billy: Man, I remember the first time I saw Steve after we broke up. He was just walking with his friend Eddie, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me then

Robin: Yes, but you ended up having sex with the two of them that afternoon AND you are dating them both now

Billy: ...Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story you know

[harringroveera]

Billy: Hey, pretty boy, wake up!

Steve: Why?

Billy: It’s your birthday!

Eddie: Go shawty!

Billy: It’s your birthday!

Eddie: We’re gonna party like

Billy: It’s your birthday!

Eddie: Drink Bacardi like—

Steve: Shut up, please!

[harringroveera]

Steve: Do you support gay rights?

Billy: I’m gay

Eddie: He’s avoiding the question!

[harringroveera]

The holy trinity of horny and weird

[harringroveera]

Billy, whispers to Steve: Steve has no idea we’re high

Steve: You two are high?

Billy: I’m sorry

Billy, whispers to Eddie: Steve has no idea we’re high

Eddie: Hello!

[harringroveera]

Eddie: The first time I met Billy, he gave me 2 dollars. It wasn’t necessary and nobody asked him to do it, but he still did it

Steve: You gave Eddie 2 dollars?

Billy: I thought he was homeless

[harringroveera]

Steve: Don’t you dare, Billy

Billy: Why, pretty boy? You think I might tell everybody that you like to be the little spoon?

Steve: Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe! Eddie, back me up on this

Eddie: Yeah, little spoon all the way

Steve: See?

[harringroveera]

Eddie: I got this new drug, it’s super amazing

Billy: What is it?

Eddie: It’s called “our relationship” and I’m high on it

Steve: That is not as fun as you think it is, Eddie

Eddie: You’re just jealous because Billy thinks it’s cool

Billy: I really don’t

Eddie: Okay at least one of you need to be on my side or this relationship is not going to work!

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

It was at this moment Billy knew he fucked up

Billy: *looks at the camera like he's in the office*

Nah just kidding they're poly 😂