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Yukine: Can you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?

Hiyori and Kofuku: *crouches down*

Daikoku: *kneels down*

Yato and Kazuma: *sits on the floor*

Yukine: I fucking hate you all.

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My guess is this is where Yato buried Yukine's body that's why he protected the tree or something else. 🤷‍♀️

Okay so, this tree

is totally this tree

WELL, NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS BETTER

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Yukine: *quoting Titanic* "I rather be his whore than your wife"

Yato: Leonardo DiCaprio, yeah man...I rather be his whore than his wife too. We both in the same boat here *silence*...wait

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Yukine: I am going to have some juice, Yato you want some?

Yato: Juice is just boneless fruit.

Yukine: *turns and stares at Yato* there are times where I love you with all of my heart and then you go and say stupid shit like that.

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Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can,not garbage can't.

- The one and only,Yato

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Baby (˘³˘)♥

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Yato: Wanna hear a joke?

Kazuma: No

Yato: Pleaasssseeeeeeeee?

Kazuma: Fine. Go ahead.

Yato: Knock. Knock!

Kazuma: Come in.

Yato: ..........

Yato: I hate you.

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(on a boat)

Daikoku: Have you ever seen the ocean up close, Yato?

Yato: I'm sorry?

Daikoku: (throws him into the sea)

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Yato: *spins around in a chair ominously* I've been expecting y-

Yato: *chair continues to spin* Shit

Yato: *tries to stop spinning* Shit!

Yato: *tries grab a Lamp OR table to stop spinning* sHIT

Yato: *falls out of chair* SHIT

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Yukine: Man, it's sure dark in here.

Yato: .......

Yukine: I'm not scared or anything.

Yato: ......

Yukine: I mean, who's scared of dark these days? Not me, no Sir.

Yato: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Yukine: Yes, please.

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Yato: If you like me, raise your hands!

Bishamon: What do I do if I don't like you?

Yato: Then, raise your standards Bitch-

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Yato, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir?

Yukine, staring at him: Do you think other people can't see you?

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Yukine: Yato says he can lift 150 but I've seen him try to carry a guitar onto an airplane.

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Every time I see somebody tall I have the urge to break their legs.

- Yukine, most of the time.

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Yukine: Your existence is confusing.

Yato: How so?

Yukine: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Kazuma: We’ve made a map of all the possible hiding places Yato could be at.

Bishamon: ...........

Bishamon: This is a map of Japan.

Kazuma: Yeah, we have no idea where he is.