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#incorrect malps quotes
murdurinthealps · 3 years
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Anna: Hello, my name is Anna Myers, and tonight we're here for another unboxing video.
*turns camera to show Luigi digging up a grave*
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murdurinthealps · 3 years
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Helmut: Well, Claudia, you know what they say...
Helmut: If at first you don't succeed, you try, try, and try-
Claudia: A gun?
Helmut:
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murdurinthealps · 3 years
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Helmut: Okay, you need to kill that guy, but make it seem like an accident.
Claudia: Say no more.
[Later]
Anna: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.
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murdurinthealps · 4 years
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Anna: Murder wasn't on today's agenda.
Luigi: It's not on anyone's?
Anna: No, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.
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