#incorrect brooks wackerman quotes

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Brooks: I can't believe you're trying to fit three people on one motorcycle

Matt: Wait, what do you mean three?

Brooks: You, Zacky and Brian?

Zacky: But where's.....?

Brooks: Who?

Brian: Oh yeah, that's what I meant to tell you guys!! Johnny fell off an hour ago

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Brian: Some people are like slinkies.

Brooks: What?

Brian: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Brooks:

Brooks: Please don't push Johnny down the stairs.

Brian: You can't stop me.

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Brian: Is that a gremlin?

Brooks: Brian, that's Johnny

Brian: Whatever. Just don't feed that thing after midnight

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Brooks: Is he always like this when he loses?

Matt: Oh yes. You should've been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008.

Brian: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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Brian: *with the guys* Siri, call Dad.

Siri: Calling Daddy.

Brian: wAIT NO-

Matt: *phone starts to ring*

Matt:

Zacky:

Brooks:

Johnny:

Johnny: Okay first of all; ew.

Brian: Get a mirror. We all know you and Zacky are the same.

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Brian: It's a little muggy out today.

Brooks: I swear to god, if all our mugs are outside than I'm leaving.

Brian: *sips tea from a bowl*