#incorrect akia quotes
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whump-queen · 2 years ago
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I was just messing around with an incorrect quotes generator and I saw this…
Anon: *Gets down on one knee*
Akia: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Anon: *Falls over*
Akia: The poison is kicking in.
It reminded me of you and I just HAD to share it.
AAHAHA YESSS AHAAHHAHAA😈😈❤️❤️💕💕🔥🥰🥰🥰
I wanna draw this as a comic so bad but I don’t have time rn cuz I gotta leave soon — but this will be bouncing around in my brain until I can see it in comic form ‼️‼️
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unorganisedalienrubbish · 2 years ago
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[ I have absolute whump rp brainrot right now, please bear with me ] This post will be edited with new additions (I’ll reblog it if it gets a chunky update or something dramatic happens)
[also! you can add on to these if you want! comment or send an ask :) ]
Alien head-cannons and (incorrect) quotes
Head canons:
hums while they work sometimes
(If they know the boss isn’t there), she’ll sit next to whumpees in stress positions and chat for a bit (if they’ve got time)
wears steel toe capped boots
always lets the whumpees know what she’s going to do before doing it
continues to bring treats for the well behaved anons (much to the boss’ frustration)
Carries a notebook around in their med-bag with notes of each of the anons and their medical history (allergies, blood types, reactions/tolerances to medicine, that sort of stuff)
Is a universal donor blood type (O-neg)
weirded out by the ‘consensual pet-whump’ (*cough* Wind *cough*)
following that - not weirded out or phased by nudity or anything like that (don’t know it will ever be relevant but I think its important). like, in the ‘its just your body?’ in a sterile kind of way
takes their job very seriously (definitely not because they’re attached)
Has a double bed. Not because they have a partner, but so they can sleep diagonally across it
Despite having steady hands and being generally sensible and capable. She’s also clumsy as fuck and will head her head on everything
Has martial arts training
HATES the sound of the suffering anons. It’s like nails on a chalkboard and it takes a considerable amount of control to not visibly cringe.
^because of this, she tends to work while Akia isn’t. (Akia just assumes it’s because he’ll get in the way)
Drives a motorcycle (also has a pickup/Ute for work stuff)
Crazy high pain tolerance
(Incorrect) quotes: (many of these are courtesy of @akia-afterhours <333)
*while holding a struggling anon out to the side* *sighs* Are you quite finished now? There are others I have to attend to, you know.
By the way you’re acting, its like you want these to get infected (and you won’t be able to be a good pet if you’ve got sepsis, will you?)
STop it with the puppy dog eyes! I am immune to your manipulative powers. If you’re not hurt, shoo, I’ve got other people to treat.
thAT’s IT, you’re in my personal space, go sit in the corner.
Stop grovelling, you’re embarrassing yourself. 
Quit moaning would you? 
You’re gonna make my stitches uneven with how much you’re squirming (don’t make me pin you down)
Come on pipsqueak, playtimes over. (The anons look up to see who I’m talking to) Nope, not you dear, Akia let’s go.
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incorrect-devilman-quotes · 6 years ago
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Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
Akira Fudo
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