#inconvenient affinity convos are funny but are some serious mood killers like holy shiznittle

[elder-scrolls-fallout-anecdotes]

I first romanced Danse (without realizing I could actually romance characters in 4 because I was used to Skyrim’s system) in Diamond City. In the Science! Center. With Doctor Duff mumbling in the background about losing an eyebrow to mixing a base and an acid together.

All because Danse apparently fell in love with me because I correctly answered that gamma radiation is associated with the atom bomb.

I am confusion. Bethesda explain, what do you mean final affinity convo at inconvenient times- I felt bad telling him to wait so I just let him brain barf his feelings into my SoSu’s lap and then I puked the gay onto him and Bethesda’s writing made him okay with this I guess.

Speaking of which, I hate that it’s just like-

Danse: My life has been a lie, the only family I ever had thinks I’m dead and are happy about it, all my accomplishments mean nothing, you’re my only friend.

SoSo: Yeah, that’s great, and all, but wanna fuck?

Danse, thanks to Bethesda’s shitty writing: Yeah sure, my PTSD, depression, and identity crisis have just melted away because you threw a cheesy pickup line my way.