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[tippenfunkaport]

That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

[dandydiary]

self-shippers, reblog with your f/o or your s/i + f/o and i'll assign them a sanrio collab ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[undercove-r]

*Mafuyu is still flickering in an alleyway*

@faerie-mafuyu-official

*Rin hurries over to the place the anons pointed to, her worry turning into confusion upon seeing Yuki*

...Yuki? What are you doing here?

[phantomofinferno]

-> TRANSRUBBERIST

a trans-id in which one feels as if they should be a rubberist. a rubberist is another word for a participant in rubber/latex/pvc fetishism.

[lucawrites11]

the stunning edits are coming through already

[kissesforsatoru]

Baji WOUKD outdo your toy- you could have thag toy before him and if he finds it he gonna make sure he fucks you much better then the toy bc why tf do tou need it when he’s there- hell have you bouncing your back and hole completely on fire bc he relentless on having you completely cum more on his cock then the toy

- 🌑

baji actually gets a little bit jealous of the toy if we're being honest here. he doesn't outright say it, but you can tell because he puts his all into pleasuring you. literally will crawl on top of you and pull your hips right up against his so that his thrusts are hitting you nice and deep. runs his hands all over your body, rubbing against the areas that make you whine and huff in pleasure, kisses along your neck and imposingly presses his lips into your mouth as his thrusts grow more and more aggressive because he's so worked up about being better than that damn toy. and baji has a filthy mouth. he tells you all kinds of nasty shit while he fucks you to be petty about you using a toy like, "look at you a mess on my cock when just a few minutes ago you were gettin' all angry at your toy cause it wasn't makin' y' feel good. 'ts cause it wasn't me. only i can fuck you as good as this, y' understand?"

[three-headed-monster]

screencaps from the connor bedard livestream 09.07.24

[manoizs]

❬⠀ ★ 💬 🐈‍⬛ ❭ ❛ 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻 — ﹟ 𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟮 .ᐟ ࣪ ˖ ࣪⊹ 𓂂 ࿐

[rifleseye]

@for-the-better-and-worse said.

"Something for you, if you could do me the favor of looking it over. Spoils of the meeting."

— He had only watched from a distance, but something about the politician's demeanor put him on edge. He's just glad it's over, and if he notices Prowl seems equally disturbed he doesn't say anything about it. Perceptor regards the tablet for a moment before he takes it into hand.

"Of course..." he does not wait for Prowl to leave before he starts skimming over it. Lines of formulas and math and... (something nags at him, the way this is laid out. The way it keeps drawing him in.)

After a moment his brows furrow and he worries his bottom lip. "Is this... This is reminiscent of the technology that was thought to be lost with Alchemist Prime. How did... hold on there's something here..."

He continues to stare at it, there's something wrong in one of the equations, a string of letters and numbers that doesn't make sense. He freezes when he sees it. His hands don't shake anymore but his brain supplies him with the fact that they should be. He feels sick.

SAV0551250.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hello, Bean! I have a very interesting question - how tall are Pep and Peppino? I want to draw a comic about the meeting of my and your Pep. What do you think? ’:-∆

(That is an interesting question!!! I personally imagine Peppino to be 5'3ft/160 cm (also my height, short kings rise up!), but Pep is a weird beast, so I drew up a visual!

Pep is around about 6'4ft/193 cm when he is in a neutral state, he hunches over/bends his knees a lot to appear smaller/actually fit through doorways etc (Do not worry, it does not hurt him for he has no bones!!!)

But when he stands up straight, he ends up about 7'9ft/236 cm! He usually only does this when something has his attention/about to chase something or the rare times he needs to be intimidating

Either way, Pep is a big boy, and his size is inconsistent for he is made of goop!!! So don't worry if it's not perfect!!! (I sure don't bc Pep has been so many sizes haha)

But yes, a comic would be cool! Pep needs more goopy friends!!!)

[luvzdovez]

DOVE OR KORA !!

I like animals, friends, and yapping!!

Fav animals are cats (munchkin cats specifically) and birds (doves, swans, or crows)

I strive to act like an annoying younger sibling figure or an adopted child figure!!

I'M NOT AN AGE REGRESSOR BUT THIS IS AGERE SAFE!! nsfw blogs DNI.

MY TREE!!

I'm into a lot of fandoms so if you ask I will answer!!

if you wanna be friends send an ask or a message!! :D

[dandydiary]

these are so cute i'm obsessed

[undercove-r]

ZERO-TWO!

A-are you okay?

@mafuyu-sparkles-official

Yuki!?

What are you doing here?

*she tries to dry her face*

Please leave

[kirstielol]

i fully support the canada post strike but maaaan i hope they come to an agreement soon because it's totally fucking over my small business 😭

[19-1-20-25-18]

Your style and yourself remind me a lot of Ford, haha

You work very hard and constantly delight with each of your new work!

It's very interesting to see how your style has changed and what you've come to! Your commitment to the ideal and your hard work inspires me :)

I'm surprised anyone noticed this. I need to do a lot of work every day, otherwise I will be devoured from the inside by the feeling that I am not trying hard enough. If I take breaks, I knead the clay in my hands so that my hands are busy with something, otherwise I won't be able to focus on rest. And thank you, I am pleased that in your opinion I can be associated with Ford.

[kissesforsatoru]

Them prison and most inmates have to share showers

Not with Yandere prison Warren Baji tho- you get a personal one with actual quality shampoo and conditioner but that doesn’t mean you shower alone

You showier with Baji just not with other inmates

- 🌑

tw. slight nsfw

baji would never let you shower with the other inmates because he's well aware of what happens in prison showers, and considering how sweet and pretty you are, you would not be safe at all 💀

he gives you the ultimatum, "shower with me or don't shower at all," and it kinda makes you think for a second because you lose either way tbh. showering with him isn't that bad, he won't try to fuck you right away (not until he's coaxed you into giving into him a little more because he doesn't want to break you or truly hurt you), but he will be pretty touchy and extremely perverted. he'll get right up in your space and press up against you, run his hands along your hips, shoulders and arms, whisper hotly in your ear how much he would like to fuck you, but he never actually does anything. if anything, he makes you wish he did fuck you.