#including the ben linus condom post

[fist-of-vengeance]

recently discovered an incredible life hack for fighting boredom (disclaimer: in order for it to work you have to be literally insane). step one: locate any object in your line of slight. step two: decide what your blorbo's opinion on it would be. ex. if you're looking at a box of cereal, decide if they'd eat cereal and what kind, etc.

with this foolproof method you too can generate an infinite amount of mundane and meaningless headcanons. you're welcome people