#in ye olden times

[pritchypitchperfect]

I was ranting and raving on about this to a friend but omg

Could you imagine Jonah Magnus and Mordechai Lukas being in the most unimaginably toxic relationship and being so low-key about it because Mordechai wouldn’t want to be viewed as associated with Jonah in anyway that wasn’t “professional”

I could rave on about them honestly I could

[greyias]

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

[sauerhundz]

Yan!Vampire who has been alone for so long that history has forgotten him. Who hasn't felt the touch of another in eons.

Yan!Vampire who thought he would spend the rest of eternity in solitude until he met you, his cute little human.

Yan!Vampire who is more than happy to share his home (and heart) with you. Who can't wait to show you everything he has to offer.

Yan!Vampire who find your very human traits adorable, even when you get embarrassed.

Yan!Vampire who sought to impress you with his knowledge of many subjects.

Yan!Vampire who can't help but dress you in the finest silks and gold.

Yan!Vampire who doesn't let any of your precious blood go to waste.

Yan!Vampire who calls you his 'Beloved'.

Yan!Vampire who thought you were too perfect for a soul as damned as his (but also couldn't let you go).

[canisalbus]

Everyone talks about the angst of ye olden times vaschete and the coffee shop AU but i love the little puppy versions of them you draw sometimes. The baked potato and crinkled tissue are so cute!

The Adventures of Baked Potato and Crinkled Tissue

[carsonjonesfiance]

Every single one of y'all fuckers who talks like this would die after a week on a farm in the modern day let alone doing pre industrial farming. Apologize to every farmer right fucking now.

[duskier]

Actually solemn knight Ghost who took a vow of silence after he wasn't able to save his clan leader.

The late Lord Cailean MacTavish had taken Simon in when he was a young boy. Had trained him to be a skilled soldier, fed him, vouched for him to others despite the reputation Simon's father, the late Riley patriarch, had sewn. Even sent money to Simon's mother to allow her to live comfortably all the way to her natural end. When the young Simon saw Cailean fall in the midst of the chaos of battle, his entire world rotted away. It felt like losing his father all over again- no, it felt like truly losing his father. And he couldn't help but entirely blame himself. If only he'd been faster... he should have sacrificed himself. Stepped in front of the spear and let it pierce his own heart. The world wouldn't have missed Simon Riley, but the loss of Cailean MacTavish was a scar upon the land that would not heal for generations.

For all intents and purposes, Simon Riley died the day Cailean MacTavish did.

Ghost who then spent his entire life protecting the young Lord John MacTavish after. Ghost, who was dark, broody, quiet. John, the bright-eyed, intelligent trickster son who didn't fully understand, who didn't know the vow of silence Ghost had taken or the guilt that weighed heavier than the world on Ghost's shoulders. John always trying to get Ghost to speak, even to make a noise. They were only a decade apart in age, but John's playfulness and Ghost's stoicism made it seem like they were leages apart.

Ghost fighting to keep John safe above all else if only in memory of his father, though Cailean's advisors Lord Price and Lady Laswell were always planning for the clan's future- vying for the throne. They only wanted what was best for John, the glory of the throne, but Ghost knew it would only bring danger. His nightmares of reliving Cailean's ashen face twisted and morphed into seeing John's face looking up at him instead.

John had grown into a fine man. Athletic, handsome, sharp as a nail. He doesn't remember his father as well as Ghost does, but he feels the weight of his need to finish his father's dream- to secure the throne for his clan. Ghost wants to break the vow of silence then and there just to convince him how stupid the idea is, how it could get him killed before he's even turned 25. He doesn't.

Ghost wasn't just taking care of John as a service to Cailean anymore. John talked to Ghost incessantly. While some had taken to mocking Ghost as a means to goad him into speaking, John had grown into speaking to Ghost as an equal. Sharing little jokes, his eyes sparkling as he watched Ghost chuckle dryly. John took care of Ghost, oftentimes feeding him before himself. John's big heart was part of what made Ghost ultimately realize he had fallen for him. Which only made Ghost more concerned about this fight for the throne. He could live with never telling John how he felt, staying by his side as his loyal companion as John would marry a beautiful maiden and have children... but he couldn't live in a world without John in it.

Against all odds, John succeeds.

Ghost lost a lot in his protection of John. His left arm was burned while saving John from a fire, his nerves shot and tendons frayed. He couldn't raise it above his shoulder anymore. Ragged scars ran the other side of his face, fighting off an assassin with a knife. One of his legs was weaker than the other, an arrow wound to the thigh he never properly healed from. Still, he remained the most steadfast and feared soldier.

They were always seen together, John always talking to Ghost. On the day of John's coronation, Ghost breaks his vow- no. His vow is fulfilled. Cailean's dream accomplished, his son seated upon the throne. It was like a knot in Ghost's stomach that had lived there for years finally untwisted, released at the sight of the crown atop John's proud head. Before everyone, Ghost held John's hand in his own. Kneeling before who he believed to be the true and rightful king. The love of his life. Vowing with a voice hoarse from disuse that he would continue to protect and honor King John until his final breath.

[phoebehalliwell]

EMOJI ASK MEME

🥸 ➳ various disguises of the charmed ones

[daily-bipper-brainrot]

Bip, have you met your Reverse bad end version? (Wipper??? Or what it be Wason? Idfk)

SAW HIM ONCE… TOTAL BUZZKILL

GONNA BE CLEAR REAL QUICK BECAUSE THIS REMINDS ME, SOME NUMBSKULLS DEFAMED SNOWFLAKE, WAY BACK WHEN AND TREATED HIM LIKE THAT SADSACK..

HE! IS! NOT! LIKE! THAT!!!!

END OF DISCUSSION

HANDY GRAPHIC FOR YOU IDIOTS TO UNDERSTAND, THANK ME LATER

[hyperrealisticblood]

if you are making a psychological horror project with puppets you have to include some homosexual nonsense or else the president of yaoi will send one hundred (100) armed guards to your location and theyll execute you publicly. examples of what i am talking about

[pealeii]

emmett forrest probably has a tumblr honestly

[fofi42]

Ye olden times...

[dayurno]

something that always tickles my funny bone is when people mention in fanfic (or even in aftg canon itself iirc) that kevin is reading history books. books on history. what history? historical history. history of what? of the people. just the neutral entity of history. don’t worry about it. this isn’t a dig i’ve done it before it’s just really funny

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Hey, Utchy… did you know the Shinkengers???

[oddthesungod]

Dam…….. its crit role’s 9th anniversary!! Still remember sitting down to watch the first campaign 2 episode one day to see what the fuss was all about after seeing a couple cool artists I followed on twitter post about it, I think they were at episode 5 when I started watching? So I pretty much followed along campaign 2 from the start!

Wild how fast time passes!

Anyway happy 9th to CR and thank you for being the push to get me back into ttrpgs!!! 💖💖💖

[mildy-vibing]

Just a little bit of older sibling Shamura and little Narinder

As you can tell, drawing props and backgrounds ain't my thing

[sumi-sprite]

I'm sure it's fiiiiine~