#in which the rockatear memes had me SCREECHING when they came out

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Some conversations that have occurred in the Shenanigans Verse because I am refusing to write full stories for it out of pure spite:

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Nino suddenly paled, remembering an incident from a week before. Ivan noticed. "You alright Nino?"

"I called Chat a horny slut right to his face."

"You did?!" Marc exclaimed in glee, looking between him and Adrien.

Adrien scowled at his best friend, "I had forgotten about that, thanks."

"There was a presentation."

"Yep."

"I had a powerpoint."

"Do you still have it?" Kim asked.

Luka smirked at Adrien, "I mean….is he wrong?"

Adrien gave him the most offended look. Plagg sighed wistfully, "I truly am sorry about my powers in making people with no taste fall in love with you."

Adrien immediately tried to swat him out of the air.

…………….

"So….Princess." Alya smirked at her.

Marinette groaned and threw herself on the floor, burying her face into one of the pillows.

Alix stared at her, "You literally threw him in the trash, what made you think using him as an Adrien stand in would be a good idea?"

Marinette turned her head to stare down Kagami. She just shrugged, "I merely offered the advice, and I did give you the suitable warnings to go along with it."

Rose squealed, draping herself across Juleka. "I saw the pictures of your date, it was adorable!" 

"It wasn't a date."

Pop! 

Chloé popped bubble got Marinette's attention, "A walk in the park, followed by a movie, a short akuma break, followed by heartfelt confessions on your balcony? It was a date. Get it together Depain-Cheng."

Sabrina didn't look up from where she was braiding Chloé's hair, "You two did look pretty cozy."

"Princess!" Alya repeated, shaking Matinette's arm. "How long has Chat been flirting with both sides of the mask!"

"Chat is a huge flirt, he flirts with everybody!"

"No he doesn't?"

"Not me."

"Never."

"Not even once."

"Plus you're the only one he carries in his arms." Juleka said, "He usually throws us over his shoulder like a sack of flour."

"He has really bony shoulders." Mylene added.

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Chat and Ladybug suddenly blurted out at the same time.

"I accidentally let my identity slip to my friends!"

"Several people just found out I'm Chat Noir!"

They looked at each other, startled.

"What?!?!?"

Ladybug threw up her hands, "Okay okay okay, wait. You first."

Chat Noir shook his head, "You go first, age before beauty-wait you're younger than me."

Ladybug barked out a laugh, and Chat grinned.

"Okay, ummmmm…." Ladybug tugged at her pigtails. "A couple of classmates just found out I'm Ladybug. Like last night. I'm so sorry! I always wanted you to be the first to know and then that akuma came and I was really tired and I forgot I was having friends over and just let my transformation drop and AHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

She thumped her head on his shoulder, grabbing him in a hug.

Chat petted her head bemusedly, "....I tripped and my kwami fell out of my pocket. There was a lot of screeching."

Ladybug snorted. The two of them stood there for a moment, taking comfort in the silence around them.

Ladybug let out a deep sigh, "Is your identity safe? Do you trust them?"

Chat hummed, "Yeah, yeah I do. The cat jokes have not stopped once though, and they're taking great joy in trying to one up each other covering for me during akuma fights. And you M'lady?"

She giggled, "I think they're more worried about when I find time to sleep."

"Your sleep schedule concerns me, I'm glad you've got some people to make you take some naps."

"....Are we okay Chaton?"

"Of course we are partner."