#in this case the revenge is sirius walking around w a big tall tree of a man falling at his feet & waiting on him hand and foot

[tortoisebore]

I AGREE ABT THE RUBBING WOLFSTAR IN HIS FACE i bet he’ll be confused

i don’t wanna be TOO mean to him bc i rly think he’s not a bad person, just boring and not right for sirius

BUT

i really really want to make them be cute n cuddly n kissy n in love right in front of his face 🫢 just ONCE 🫢 just to make him go “well damn….”