#in the meantime. i get to hallucinate ants crawling on me while i try to fall asleep. yaaaay
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Open letter to the billion spiders that live in my house,
Where are you when i need u the most. When my nighstand is swarmed with ants. I have for you prepared a feat of magnificent scale and yet you have forsaken me. I am lighting the beacons. I am calling for aid. Please come eat all of these damn ants
Thank you
#literally JUST got them out of the pantry#now theyve moved on. to my nightstand. and my bathroom counter.#i set up a trap this morning and boy howdy its working but itll take a few sleeps before theyre all actually gone#in the meantime. i get to hallucinate ants crawling on me while i try to fall asleep. yaaaay#bel speaks
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