#in the live action interpretation she just starts screaming😭😭

[duskkore]

i never posted dis here

[seekerstone]

riverdale thoughts s1e8

- STOP archie and jughead are so funny. archie: “war is hell, jug.” jughead: “no, archie, hell is other people.” okay boys there’s no participation trophy for edgelords so let’s just calm down 

- why is veronica actually tahani if tahani’s problems were all high school problems. no, veronica, being invited to two cool parties is NOT the same thing as struggling to figure out how you’re going to keep your child before they’re even born 

- oh so she’s going to solve the problem with... a party. i don’t know what else i expected 

- also her going “oh my god, you guys, relax” after calling jughead betty’s boyfriend like? no one reacted??? except archie but he blew his chance 

- YESSS BETTY i love when she stands up to her mom it’s so satisfying!!

- FUCK YEAH NOW ARCHIE’S DAD IS STANDING OFF WITH MR BLOSSOM GET HIM!!!!

- oh my GODDD archie got all his friends to be the crew like i saw it coming but still TT_TT that’s so sweet i will CRY 

- please tell me jughead wears his hard hat over his beanie I Want To See It

- kevin is so stereotypical and yet i can’t help but laugh. he just showed up to do construction but still takes the time to mouth “i love your boots” at mrs lodge

- jughead took his beanie off :( but also his flannel shirt :) he has nice arms as it turns out

- now he’s adjusting his beanie so carefully UGH someone tell this man to stop being so cute 

- also if you find people breaking equipment then fucking BOOK IT don’t YELL AT THEM god random football kid, where is your common sense? 

- OH NO NOT MOOSE 

- so do they not like... know that FP is a serpent? i feel like i would tell my friends that so they would know not to mention the serpents around me

- hey archie dumbass, maybe take off your riverdale jacket? like, since you’re on the southside? seems like a bad idea

- this is all a bad idea 

- ARCHIE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING 

- and now they know abt FP and probably archie will blame jughead for not telling him ARGH why is he so dumb sometimes

- okay why did i not think they’d invite other people for the baby shower WHY IS JUGHEAD CARRYING THAT CUPCAKE PLATTER LIKE IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE STOP

- why is he so adorable with betty this is criminally unfair 😭😭😭

- here comes the blossoms! (darth vader’s theme starts playing in the background)

- “you might wanna keep tabs on that boy of yours.” immediately cuts to archie’s empty seat in the truck

- ARCHIE BUSTIN’ THROUGH [the door of the baby shower]

- swear to god if this serpent nonsense breaks up betty and jughead i’m going to scream. after everything she’s forgiven archie for, you’d think she could give jughead this ONE thing

- catfight!!!! how’s the consequences of your actions taste, ladies?

- i see what jenny’s friend sees in alice cooper now. yes she’s a bad mom, but she’s about to be a mad mom too 😌 tear your husband a new one honey. you’ve earned it

- BUGHEAD SUPREMACY!!!!!

- wait by “we should talk to your dad” you meant RIGHT NOW? it’s like past midnight wtf!!!! get some rest

- why am i so obsessed with this fictional straight* couple i thought i was over this

- (* jughead is, i believe, canonically ace and also he’s DEFINITELY not het-rom so actually it’s a queer couple but i realize that’s my interpretation of it and not necessarily the show’s)

- YES MAMA COOPER GO OFF!!!! we are pro choice in this house but forced abortion is no choice

- OH SHIT HE MADE MRS COOPER GET AN ABORTION? BASTARD IS RIGHT

- dump him 😌 what a queen

- JUGGY!!!!! i love when he’s just lurking in the background

- i cannot sit through another scene where jughead holds back tears i really can’t handle it

- AND THEY WERE BRO-FRIENDS...

- joaquin is just playing kevin?? no :( poor kevin baby

- okay serpent construction crew is really not as reliable as football team & kevin + jughead crew but i appreciate the thought anyway

- IS MR LODGE SABOTAGING THE SITE? now that’s a twist i didn’t actually see coming

- wait she’s actually living with the blossoms?????? why???? after everything betty did??? polly WHY

- this should have been called “the episode where everyone makes dumb decisions”