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diluc33rpm · 2 years

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i've got a lot of asks left on this list that were already on the last one but i wanna be able to cross them off anyway and it's gonna bug me if i don't so i'll just do them all at once: what is your relationship status, do you want to get married, do you want kids (and how many), and what's your favourite colour

ascribed, i’m widowed, no and possibly 43, homosexual

#to give more detailed answers on the ones that were not in fact on the other ask list (but similar ones were)#in the extremely distant hypothetical that i do somehow end up becoming a parent it would be like. just 1 kid.#being responsible for the welfare of not only ours but even MORE lives would immediately kill me on the spot if i wasn’t at least way older #and in that case id probably not raise children at like 70 anyway #as for my favourite colour it’s red #i mean i’m only half joking when i say it’s because i’m gay #i didn’t really have one before? if you asked me to pick i’d probably have said black or something #(as we know i’m apparently a true blue unironic goth in 2022)#or pink yeah. pink’s pretty good ignoring the obvious kpop joke that you could make of that sequence #but it’s red because clearly my ass can’t stop being down bad for two seconds (you know that textpost that goes ‘...until she said yellow’#yeah that basically except it’s because it’s their favourite colour and i can’t stop seeing it)#granted i also respect the hustle the aesthetic rocks

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