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月歌行 | Song of the Moon E39 🌙 I’m sorry.
#月歌行#Song of the Moon#cdrama#Wang Yilun#Wang Youshuo#character: he na#character: ah-fu#in the end i stayed for the aqua bros.#/sigh/#one sec he says sorry and the next he stabs you in the back#afu do you think apologizing EVERY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING BAD is gonna make everything better#learn from your mistakes bro#he needed luo ning bc she actually holds him accountable for his bad decisions#but he lost her- and tht's his fault too#meowmao gifs
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With Oshi no Ko's manga having finally ended, I find that it's a prime example as to why I don't interact with fandoms much, and just sit in my own personal corner and enjoy things.
Was the ending good? Not really. It was a bit rushed, I won't deny that, but I've seen far, far worse things in life than that.
From a character standpoint, though, it makes some sense. I won't spoil anything, in case people want to read it for themselves, but it's important to remember that, while fictional characters, they're still suppose to be human, and humans are stupid as hell. They're not known for making rational choices at the big moments.
I can rationalise Aqua's choices at the end because Aquamarine Hoshino is a deeply troubled and traumatised person, both in his former life as Goro Amamiya, and his current life. Bro has lived through a whole lot of shit in two lives, and y'all are gonna bitch him out for making a stupid choice? Humans aren't rational at the best of times.
And yet, the Subreddit is blowing up with 'this shit is ass' memes left and right, to the point where they're calling mangaka Akasaka 'Hackasaka'.
Me, personally, I enjoyed it. It wasn't perfect, but nothing is, and this is why I just stay in my lane, enjoy the things I enjoy, and don't give two shits about the opinions of others.
... Even as I share my opinions here. I never said I wasn't a hypocrit.
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ROUND ONE
Neku Sakuraba
Pit: This guy's got some cool earphones, Lady Palutena! Palutena: That's Neku Sakuraba, Pit. Pit: Woah, what's with that weird energy around his hand? Joshua: Allow me to answer that, fellow angel. Viridi: Who are YOU?! Joshua: The name's Yoshiya Kiryu, but please, one angel to another... Call me Joshua. Pit: Angel... Right... Um, so, Joshua, what's th- Joshua: That "weird energy" is probably a trace of the Reapers' Game from Shibuya. A little odd, since there's no need to hold one while we're here, but I suppose if it's to allow him his Psychs... Pit: ...Psychs? Joshua: Think of it as analogous to that, "PSI" those little boys like throwing around. For example, you see that Aqua Ghost pin he's wearing? That gives him the Psych of Splash Core. Palutena: Thank you, Joshua. Pit, Splash Core is a projectile that stays immobile until it's hit. If YOU manage to hit it back while it's moving, it'll count as your KO! Pit: Um... KO?
Ghirahim
Pit: Oh, it's Ghirahim... Viridi: Not as excited to see the guy who teleports around and throws knives, huh? Pit: Yeah... Plus, that laugh he does is creepy. And the way he hangs around Ganondorf all the time... Palutena: Well, Ghirahim is the spirit of Demise's blade, and Ganondorf is the reincarnation of Demise. I trust you can make the connection yourself. Pit: The reincarnation of Demise... So, this "Demise" was before Ganondorf? Palutena: That's right. In fact, Demise was the foe of the first Link and Zelda, all the way back in the Era of Sky. There's some time travel involved, but not too much. Viridi: Back to the dancing fool. He's a master swordsman, stupid cloak aside. If you attack him at the wrong time, he'll catch your blades and deliver a mean counterstrike! Since he's also a sword, it'll hurt big time. So try not to fall for it, okay, Pit?
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The Guardians of Light and Content Creation
More headcanons that no one asked for :p
Sora ❤️
plays fornite, minecraft and roblox
plays with Ven and Lea
i think horror games might be too scary for him but he tries anyway
tries to get Riku and Kairi to play with him but they ain't havin it
occasionally enjoys RPGs too
calls Riku when he gets stuck on a hard part
sometimes plays fighting games with Riku. He always loses
Riku 💙
I can't see him doing content, I feel like he'd be more of a private person
although i feel like he might show up in Sora's streams from time to time
he's the person Sora calls when he gets stuck on a hard part
Sora also calls him to get his reaction to certain things. if not in person, then thru discord
also plays fighting games and Mario Kart with Sora and Kairi sometimes. He wins almost every time, Sora accuses him of cheating
Kairi 🌸
as for gaming, i can see her streaming rhythm games, like Project Diva
also plays Terraria
plays Animal Crossing with Xion
sometimes plays Smash and Mario Kart with Sora and Riku. she's gotten a couple wins, but Riku is surprisingly good at the game and wins a lot
very down to earth and is sweet with her chat
Bonus: Namine 🤍
artsy fartsy
does art streams
maybe art tutorial videos
likes drawing the Guardians of Light
she takes requests from the GoL too
i can also see her learning to paint
also plays lofi hip-hop
Roxas🍦
didn't even know what games were until Lea showed him
now he's hooked
likes JRPGs and MMOs
convinced Lea to play FF14 with him
he's a hardcore raider. he gets very intense
stays up til the wee hours of the night until Lea and Isa force him to stop playing and go to bed
joins Lea and Xion for meme reactions
Xion 🐚
i can see her streaming or doing videos of chill games like Animal Crossing or the Sims
has lofi hip-hop playing in the background
joins Lea and Roxas for meme reactions
also likes playing party games with the squad
Lea 🔥
Horror games and asymmetrical horror games (Dead by Daylight, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc)
also Lethal Company with Ven, Roxas and Isa
he tends to scream and freak out. Isa gets frustrated with him in-game
Everyone else laughs at him (hey what are friends for)
meme reaction videos occasionally
plays with funny mods
Bonus: Isa 🌙
Similar to Riku, he doesn't create content, but he does play games sometimes
also enjoys listening to podcasts and reading
will tune in to Lea and Ven's streams on occasion
is amused by Lea's screaming when he's not playing with him
plays games with Lea and Ven
does not understand Roxas and Lea's memes
Aqua ❄️
i think it's canon that she likes to bake, so i think she could run a cooking channel or a cooking blog
she'll have terra or eraqus come in at the end to taste test the food
canonically is into arts and crafts, so maybe she'll make videos about jewelry-making and 3D printing
i can also see her making crystal bracelets
maybe she could run her own online shop?
Terra 🤎
defo a gym bro
does workout tutorials
does those videos where he shows what he eats in a day
canonically is into woodworking so he could do content surrounding that too
and 3D printing
i just think 3D printing is cool okay
plays Smash with Ven. Things get pretty heated between them
Ventus 💚
also streams minecraft, roblox and fortnite
also Lethal Company
also likes Sonic
tries to get Terra to play with him, but those type of games just aren't for him
"You kids and your video games"
Aqua doesnt too much understand it either
plays with Sora, Lea, and Isa
tries to play asymmetrical horror games
plays Smash with Terra. that game might singlehandedly tear their friendship apart
Bonus: Vanitas ☠️
plays online games
CoD, Overwatch, etc
Typical toxic gamer. You don't wanna hear him in lobbies
Has been banned from vc multiple times
None of the GoL wanna play with him lmao
Rip
#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts 3#kh3#square enix#kh sora#kh riku#roxas#kh roxas#kh xion#xion#kh axel#kh lea#kh aqua#kh terra#kh kairi#kh isa#kh saix#kh vanitas#vanitas kh#namine#kh namine#headcanons#kh headcanons#kingdom hearts headcanons
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Kankri Vantas, Latula Pyrope
Act 6, page 5263
KANKRI: 9h, hey, Latula. I th9ught I heard y9ur device grinding 9n vari9us surfaces near6y.
KANKRI: H9w are y9ur athletic t9y stunts g9ing? Are y9u getting a l9t 9f... a l9t 9f "air"? Am I saying that right?
#Did y9u hang... #Hang 10? #N9 that can't 6e right...
LATULA: you knowz 1t bro!!!
LATULA: you c4nt 3v3n TOUCH th1s. 1m 3sc4p1ng to th3 s1d3, from 4bov3, from 3v3ry wh1ch w4y b4s1c4lly!!!!
KANKRI: Well, I wasn't g9ing t9 attempt t9 make any s9rt 9f physical c9ntact with y9u, and even if I did, I have n9 d9u6t that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 maneuver away fr9m my grasp 9n y9ur speedy little platf9rm. Either way, I'm m9re than c9ntent t9 let y9u escape in any directi9n 9f y9ur ch99sing, if that's y9ur wish.
LATULA: dud3. just wh3n 1 th1nk youv3 4lr34dy s41d th3 squ4r3st th1ng poss1bl3, you go 4nd s4y som3th1ng l1k3 th4t.
KANKRI: Haha. I guess. Y9u kn9w, it's really nice we can talk like this.
LATULA: 1t 1s...
#?
KANKRI: Yes. I was just thinking lately, a69ut 9ur new p9st-scratch friends. Particularly the y9ung Vantas and Pyr9pe iterati9ns 9n their team, and h9w they're pretty similar t9 us, 6ut als9 really different.
LATULA: y34h. l1l m3 1s bl1nd! d1d u 3v3n KNOW th4t??
#h4v3 u s33n h3r l1l dr4gon su1t?? 3333! #SO cut3 >8]
KANKRI: Yes, 6ut that's n9t really what I'm talking a69ut.
KANKRI: She and Karkat have a different relati9nship fr9m the 9ne we have. Theirs is much m9re tur6ulent, which is fueled presuma6ly 6y r9mantic tensi9n. I'm picking up 9n s9me maj9r vascillati9n vi6es fr9m their situati9n. It's kind 9f unf9rtunate, 6ut it makes me grateful that we never g9t t9 that p9int.
LATULA: h3llz y34h. who n33ds th4t?
KANKRI: I'm sure it's m9stly due t9 the fact that we've stayed entirely away fr9m the sting6ug's nest 9f r9mantic entanglement. Which 9f c9urse is related t9 my 9ath 9f celi6acy, which as y9u kn9w is just a pers9nal ch9ice, 9ne which f9r s9me reas9n my p9st-scratch adult self eventually strayed fr9m... with... Meulin, 9f all pe9ple? 6ut that's neither here n9r there.
#Seri9usly. #I mean, she's nice, 6ut... #Really?
LATULA: h4h4h4h4... you 4nd m3uz. st1ll cr4cks m3 up... H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!
#:3 #h3h3h3h
KANKRI: Yes. 6ut regardless. What I'm saying is, it's great we stayed away fr9m that. It's helped me appreciate y9u as a friend, and admire all y9ur g99d qualities. Plat9nically, 9f c9urse.
LATULA: your3 r1ght! 1ts b33n pr3tty r4d wh3n you put 1t th4t w4y.
KANKRI: Like h9w y9u never 69ught int9 the usual r9les 9f y9ur caste, as an aqua, n9t even the m9re "well intended" s9cial c9nventi9ns 9f y9ur privileged arist9cratic 6l99dline. Y9u never l99ked d9wn 9n any69dy, 9r saw it as y9ur civil duty t9 care f9r 9r "impr9ve" the warmer classes, falling prey t9 unf9rtunate tendencies inv9lving cerulean savi9r c9mplex, 9r the "6lue 6l99d's 6urden" (trigger warning 9n that, 96vi9usly) which sadly 6ecame s9 insepera6le fr9m the fa6ric 9f the spectral 9rder, with each class c9nditi9ned t9 view th9se 6el9w it the same way, the 96stacles t9 raising awareness were alm9st insurm9unta6le. 6ut unlike the c99ler hues 9n 9ur team m9re priviliged than y9u, like y9ur Serkets, y9ur Zahhaks, y9ur Amp9ras... I never g9t the sense that y9u put the slightest 6it 9f st9ck in any 9f that, and I think that's pretty amazing.
#Cerulean savi9rs #Teal templars #Vi9let valiants #Purple paladins
LATULA: uh... y34h! th4t sh1tz 4 dr4g, why would 1 both3r w1th 4ny of th4t? 1 m34n, 1ll h3lp low bloods l34rn stunts 4nd ch34t cod3z 1f th3y w4nt, but th4ts 1t!!!
KANKRI: Right. And I'm just saying if my head was ever cl9uded 6y r9mantic feelings f9r y9u, I pr96a6ly w9uldn't 6e a6le t9 appreciate that a69ut y9u.
KANKRI: Just like I w9uldn't 6e a6le t9 appreciate the fairly c99l "zees" y9u put at the end 9f many w9rds, 9r say things l9udly and with enthusiasm, even if it's n9t particularly warranted.
#It rarely is
LATULA: h3h3h. y34h!!!!
#woo!
KANKRI: 9r the way y9ur hair fl9ws in the wind when y9u sc99t 9ver s9me s9rt 9f 96stactle 9n y9ur device really fast.
KANKRI: 9r the way y9u make this funny little n9ise just as y9u c9nnect with 9ne 9f y9ur c9pi9us high fives, which can 9nly 6e heard 9ver the l9ud slap if y9u listen really cl9sely.
LATULA: um, y34h... 1 not1c3d... som3 stuff l1k3 th4t...
LATULA: 4bout you too 1 gu3ss?
LATULA: h3h.
#uh...
KANKRI: 9r the way y9u have always sh9wn kindness t9 pe9ple wh9 needed help, with9ut making them feel tragic 9r helpless f9r accepting it.
KANKRI: 9r the way y9u still manage t9 l99k stylish even with9ut y9ur c99l shades, 9r s9metimes when they're pr9pped up 9n y9ur head just in fr9nt 9f y9ur h9rns.
LATULA: wh...
#1... #hm
KANKRI: 9r, I d9n't kn9w if y9u remem6er, that time Meenah 6aked every69dy a cake. It was the first sweep anniversary 9f entering the game, 9ne 9f the rare m9ments 9f s9lidarity and g99d cheer am9ng 9ur entire team at 9nce. Every9ne was raving a69ut h9w g99d the fresh 6aked cake smelled, s9 y9u t99k a 6ig sniff, I guess f9rgetting f9r a m9ment y9u c9uldn't smell. Then y9u quickly caught y9urself, and played it c99l making sure n9 9ne n9ticed, which n9 9ne did. 6ut I n9ticed. And I just th9ught that was kind 9f endearing.
LATULA:
KANKRI: Anyway, I think all that w9uld have 6een c9mpletely l9st 9n me if we didn't have this str9ng plat9nic 69nd. I just th9ught I'd say that. Guess I'll get g9ing n9w.
KANKRI: See y9u ar9und, Latula.
LATULA:
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assorted bomberman headcanons
This got rather long so to not clog the tag, ermmmm
When trying to stay awake [desperate times call for desperate measures-type deals] Blue will blast loud music directly into his ears. Think things like Enter Sandman by Metallica.
Plasma's scarf is, in fact, part of him. It follows his emotions-- if he's mad it'll spike up and will shock you, and if he's calm it'll be more of a quiet rumble, like an old CRT tv's screen static. It buzzes all the time.
Plasma can also control where his scarf moves. He usually uses it to gesture at things. This also means he can push you around or flip you off with it. Massive W.
Yellow and Aqua are twins. I will die on this hill.
The Bomberman Bros all had [keyword; had] color-coded blankets. This fell apart when Yellow traded with Aqua over textures. Now everyone has a swath of different colors. It's comforting in its own way. Pretty tried this when it was just her, White, Black and Pink-- that fell apart when she died and they split her belongings. The blankets White and Black got eventually ended up in storage, but the one Pink has is hung up on her bedroom wall.
The Dastardly Bombers all live in the same house at the moment [it is Phantom's]. It's kind of like a frathouse.
Magnet's favorite kind of music is Techno. He often plays it at max volume.
Red and Blue often get into arguments about wether checkers or chess is better.
The only game Green is bad at is Spoons. He can't react fast enough to win.
Blue collects dice sets. His favorite dice are D4. Great for laying out as weapons. His favorite set look like prisms.
Red can breathe fire. It's very system-intensive, so it's a last-ditch-effort attack.
Black likes writing. Yellow has convinced him to write small plots for him to make comic books with.
Golem names all of his birds. Phantom's house is surrounded by birdhouses.
Blue has narcolepsy. Honestly I'm pretty sure this is canon?
White can't sleep without some kind of noise. He has at least three fans, one heater, a radio and four white noise machines he cycles through.
Blue and Phantom are rivals. They often try to hack eachothers computers to put silly images onto them. Neither have ever succeeded.
White is always the last to go to bed. Yellow is almost always the first to wake up. The only exception to this is Blue, who can be up whenever.
Pink has a collection of plastic weapons. Think big battle axes, scythes, etc.
Blue always has bags of pretzels in his room. They are his favorite. No one else likes pretzels.
The Bomberman bros all have little glow-in-the-dark stars glued to the roofs of their rooms. White never got around to removing his. Black has painted a moon on his roof to go along with them. Pink counts them to sleep. Blue's room aesthetic is very star-themed, so he got even MORE stars. Red, Yellow, Aqua and Green all wanted them.
Pink consumes the most horror content out of anyone.
Aqua has a very extensive enamel pin collection and participates in pin trading. She has like. 3 corkboards full of pins.
White likes to collect reusable, recycled material bags.
Green's room is full of stuff. He says it's all put in specific places-- organized chaos-- but he puts it all in stacks. White tells him to clean his room a lot. The stacks just move around. It's a constant back and forth between them.
Aqua has drank hot sauce before. Like a drink.
Magnet is covered in scuff marks from his powers activating and pulling him against things.
Red occasionally does woodcarving.
Pretty is bad at letting go of items that can be even vaugely sentimental. She's kept almost everything she's ever been given, even if it's broken.
When he was younger, Black broke multiple handheld game consoles from overuse.
White is surprisingly good at fighting games. He mostly plays puzzle games.
Yellow likes to bake. He can make cookies, and that's it.
Golem often picks up the other Dastardly Bombers and carries them around. He often throws them over his shoulder.
#WELL I WASNT DONE WITH THIS BUT IT POSTED.#SO UH.#bomberman#headcanon post#chimera rambles#<- i just scream abt headcanons lol
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I wouldn't be surprised if black has a crap-ton of mirrors hidden in his room
Might not even be hidden, with how much pride he puts into himself!! (short story under the cut)
"Oh, jeez..." Black muttered to himself as he flipped through the pages of his book.
It was hot on the market right now- a real hit with the population of Planet Bomber. And, right now, Black understood why.
"I think i've fallen in love with you, Marie. Which was a massive mistake on my part."
"Why, dearie? This romance is not a mistake to me."
"It's not a mistake to me, either. But..." Black stared violently at the book as he flipped the pages, his focus unwavering as he invested into the plot.
"I can't dodge the draft. The government's coming to get me in a few days, and i'm....I'm so weak. I don't know if i'm going to come back or not."
"Oh....!"
'I can't believe people posted about crying to this nonsense,' Black thought to himself despite his eyes beginning to water.
"If this is the last time we ever see each other, the last time our lips meet...I want to appreciate it as much as possible, my love."
Black's eyes began to water. The story doesn't end like this, right? The pages are running out. If her husband dies, like that...
"Hey, Black!"
All focus was shattered instantly as White barged in (without knocking, incidentally).
"We need you to- Were you crying just now?" He interrupts himself to question Black.
"What?! No."
"Okay. So, I need you to look after Yellow and Aqua while me and the other bros go fishing."
Oh yeah. Fishing. Doesn't suit a pretty guy like Black. The bait is nasty, the water is nasty, and the fish are nasty. So when White talked about the trip in advance, he already said that he didn't wanna go.
"Why aren't they going?"
"Aqua said that the hook hurts the fish too much, and Yellow wants to draw instead. So they're staying here with you, and I want you to look after them."
"But I don't wanna-"
"Great. Thanks, Black! We're off!"
The door slams shut. Black hears the ship leaving outside.
Goodness.
A good thirty minutes or so passes in silence, before...
"...Um....Eldest brother?" He hears Aqua's voice through the door. "It's a little lonely. May we stay in your room for a little bit?"
Black makes an imprint in the page he was on before shoving the book under his bedsheets.
White's gonna get it when he gets home.
"It's not surprising that you'd want to be in my gorgeous presence. Come in, Aqua!"
She doesn't say anything in response to Black's officious efforts to seem cool, instead opting to open the door slowly and walk on in, Yellow in tow.
"Wow...your room is clean!!" Yellow looks around.
"Only the most luxurious rooms for me, Yellow. You shouldn't be surprised."
He sits up- possibly to keep them from messing with any of his things.
"Wow...is this a garden?"
Aqua points at the miniature greenhouse located at the right of Black's bed. It emits blue light, and is covered in glass. Inside are a set of red roses, covered in water as if they had been misted with care not too long ago.
"I thought you didn't like dirt."
"I don't!" Black walks towards Aqua as they look at the flower garden together. "If you look closely, you'll notice that these flowers are grown with a new hydroponics-related substance."
"That's awesome, Black!"
"I know," the smug bastard replied.
"Wheee! Ahahaha!!"
Black turned around to notice Yellow striking various poses in front of his full-body mirror.
"I wish I had a mirror like this in my room! Do you have any to give me, Black?"
Black knew that he had more than enough mirrors in his room, but...
Actually, no, he didn't. It would take a whole solar system of mirrors to accurately capture his beauty, or so he says.
So, Black responds:
"I'll think on it."
"Weehee!! Yayy!!" Yellow jumps for joy. And then,
"I have an idea! We can get all the mirrors together and then make a maze out of them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!! Black!! Black!! Can we borrow all your mirrors? What if we set it up before everyone gets home? Then, they can play as soon as they get here!"
"And, these flowers are really pretty. Can I have some to use in my crafts?"
Black sighs to himself.
Well, an impromptu mirror maze would be funny to freak White out with.
And Aqua seems content, at least. So....
"Yeah, sure, whatever."
#bomberman#super bomberman r#black bomber#aqua bomber#yellow bomber#if u couldnt tell i was kinda like half asleep while writing this thing#which is wh y the colored text isnt there#]#buh#my fingers falling numb
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VENUS IN SANK-TIMONIUS 6. 13
MUTABLE PLACEMENTS
SCHIZOPHRENIA MADONNA'S WHORE COMPLEX: ur the ones getting the blast in being you but you say the 'thinky' but yk its the air sign at the right controlling the remote, u knew why
SAGITTARIUS: RECITE THE SHAHADA RN
VIRGO: STFU AN LISTEN TO UR MAMAS ADVICE, LIKE UR DEAD EITHER WAY, BRO
GEMINI: BRO, CHILL.
PISCES: *MERYL STREEP JUDGING YOU IS UR WORD TO ALLAH RN, I DONT BLAME YOU*
SCHIZOPHRENIA HOLLYWOOD: u hate everybody, like i understand but personally as an air sign astrologer, I WILL NOT DO UR DISHES FOR U, GTFO MY ACC U SELENA GOMEZ ZOMBIE LEVEL 1000 LOSER
SAGITTARIUS: JUST... MAKE THE BROTHAS AT THE BACK DO IT FOR YA, I CARE BUT YK, A GIRL GOTTA MAKE SEENSE, LIKE PPL PLEASING AINT HER.. THING
VIRGO: BITCH. ANSON SEABRA RUNS U ON AUTO PILOT, BRO WAKE UP BEFORE HE FINDS A WAY TO KILL UR DREAMS BY HIS GOAT ASS LOOKING FEATURES TO COOK U ON EID DAY, BRO. STAY AWAY FROM DJINN RELATIONSHIPS AN LEAVE URSELF BACK TO YA MOTHA, THAT AINT UR GAME ANYMORE, SISTER, JUST *IN DJINN LANGUAGE* 'RECITE UR AYAHS AN LEAVE UR THOUGHTS ALONE'
GEMINI: STEP AWAY FROM THAT ONE PISSED AQUARIUS, THEY WILL THINK OF A WAY TO GO SUPER-SAIYAN ON U ON TV AN IT IS THEIR RIGHTS TO, LIKE IDGAF WHO U TALKING TO, BUT DO AS THEY'RE TOLD BY INTUITION OR FOREVER BE DAMNED, A SATURNIAN ENEMY WILL END UR LIFE INSTANTLY BY A THOUGHT (LIKE AIR SIGN OR NOT, BE THEIR BES FREN, THEY'RE IN TOO MUCH HATE IN THEIR OWN TV WORLD RN, LIKE THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU BUT YOU'RE UR OWN ENEMY IN THE END)
PISCES: GO TO HELL.
SCHIZOPHRENIA H8: *recites the Qur'an immediately*
SAGITTARIUS: HATE YOURSELF TO GAIN WEIGHT, THAT WILL HELP
VIRGO: TIME IS CUTE TIL SLEEP GIVES YOU HELL, BE OKAY WITH PRESSURE AN SHUT UP FOR ONCE (SOCIALLY)
GEMINI: UR THE REASON WHY AQUAS ARE HATING EVERYBODY RN, JUST MAKE SENSE WITH THEM BY DOING, THATS HOW U WILL COPE IN A WORLD MADE FOR YOU AN NOT AGAINST YOU
PISCES: LEAVE IT TO YOUR WORLD BECOME (UR MARRIED BY NOW) BE YOURSELF AN GTFO UR ENEMIES BY BEING YOURSELF, THIS IS NOT INTUITION, THIS IS REALITY NOW
#venus in please help urself#im scared#get out of my head#ur dead#pls#u stink of people pleasing magnets an shite in all of ur hate in you#ughhhhhhhh
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old archie x maxie (hardenshipping) doodles i never posted, from 2017 or 2018. they were related to some of the doodles in this post.
I have a lot of unpublished drawings of these guys, and i never did elaborate on my headcanons for them. The truth is, I was (and still kinda am) very anxious and embarrassed about this fixation, probably because it centers around villains and “woobifies” them, but also because after playing and researching more into ORAS, i discovered that my personal canon was contradicted by actual canon and i felt invalidated.
For the sake of posterity, I’ll summarize my old headcanons below. (It’s still pretty long, ugh)
A grunt in Team Magma’s hideout says that Archie and Maxie “used to be on the same team.” In canon, this probably implies that they worked together on New Mauville, Sea Mauville, or another unnamed project, depending on how old they are and how long ago those projects started and ended.
However, like many other fans, I thought this meant they used to be in Team Rocket together, and I elaborated an entire backstory based on that:
+ Maxie and Archie were part of a group of Rocket recruits attempting to start a branch of Team Rocket in the Hoenn Region. The project failed because soon after they arrived, Giovanni was defeated in Kanto and officially dissolved Team Rocket, causing a schism to form within the Hoenn team over whether to give up the project or not. This eventually lead to the team splintering into two factions, one lead by Maxie and the other lead by Archie, which eventually grew and rebranded themselves into Team Magma and Team Aqua.
-Maxie and Archie met and connected enough to start dating, though they were emotionally dysfunctional. As problems arose and the Team began to splinter, their relationship also broke down and their separation was very messy.
Maxie clung to the ambition of staying in Hoenn and building up the Team as a paragon of human industry, pushing away Archie and anyone else he deemed as “not useful.��
Archie also wanted to make the Team work, but not in the way Maxie and his side wanted, at the expense of nature. Archie felt hurt and betrayed as Maxie pushed him away and disagreed with him, making him contradict and lash out at Maxie even more.
This all culminated in a huge fight between Archie and Maxie and their respective sides, involving both Pokemon battling and actual fist-fighting. Local authorities were called in, causing the teams to scatter, but not before Archie and Maxie promised to face each other again, reforging themselves as bitter rivals.
-- Maxie
+ Maxie is (the pokemon equivalent of) German/Japanese, and was born on Cinnabar Island. His birth name was Maximillian Matsubasa Von Brandt, but he prefers simply “Maxie”. He IDs as bigender, asexual and demi-homoromantic.
His father is a Kanto businessman named Masaru Matsubasa. His mother is from somewhere in or near Kalos, named Melissa Von Brandt. They were both wealthy and successful business people who frequently left on business trips, Masaru travelling between Kanto and Johto and Melissa to her home country.
Maxie was often left alone or with a nanny at home. He was well-provided for and self-sufficient, but he was lonely and emotionally stunted. He had a passion for geology and engineering, and showed interest in contributing to helping Cinnabar’s local issues, which were often tense because of the limited land space. Homelessness and unemployment were high, and development plans to alleviate these were stymied by parties who lobbied for the preservation of the local Pokemon wildlife by any means.
Maxie’s parents were skeptical of his choice in career but still supported him, if only half-heartedly. This lead Maxie to study Cinnabar’s volcano, which he found to be very much active and possibly dangerous. He developed a plan to build in and around the volcano in such a way that it would utilize extra space inside the mountain for housing/businesses and its magma for natural energy to power the city, possibly circumventing its eventual eruption.
He presented this plan to Cinnabar’s city council, but was practically laughed out of the meeting for such an ambitious and dangerous idea, especially by the wildlife parties. This damaged his reputation and caused him to be fired/demoted from his job. His parents reprimanded him, regretting their decision to support him.
Lost and disgusted with his life, Maxie found recruitment with Team Rocket and left Cinnabar to join their efforts on the mainland. When he presented his research to their higher-ups, they were impressed enough to pass it along to Giovanni himself, and Maxie ended up contributing to the construction of some of their underground lairs, like in Celadon City.
This also made him a prime candidate for the Rocket Hoenn project as a lead engineer and scientist, and he joined the project with high hopes.
+ His interest in Pokemon was soured by his past and usually only extends are far as his ambitions, which means he views Pokemon only as things that can be useful to whatever projects he’s working on, otherwise they are a nuisance. After becoming the leader of Team Magma and having to train a personal team to defend himself with, he warms up to Pokemon a bit more.
+ Maxie plays up his confidence and genius, but does have moments of crippling self-doubt and anxiety. Deep down, he’s socially awkward and has trouble expressing his feelings, tending to bottle things up until they spill out in moments of anger.
+ Maxie used to be a semi-heavy smoker in his youth to cope with his anxiety. After becoming the leader of Team Magma, his health was suffering and his grunts were visibly uncomfortable around him, so for the sake of his own health and that of his team, he quit, with help and advice from Courtney and Tabitha.
+ Maxie hates his parents and hasn’t contacted them since he left Cinnabar, which was over ten years ago by the end of ORAS events. He avoids them to the point that he uses a forged identity in Hoenn, named “Maxie Stormfront.” ‘Stormfront’ is a reference from one of his favorite metal bands, the Doom Hounds, because he is a nerd.
+ Years later, Cinnabar’s volcano did erupt and destroy the town, displacing its human population. Maxie has mixed feelings about this – he’s not sure if it’s righteous karma for the City Council rejecting his plans, or a sign that his old plans were doomed to failure and he was better off leaving Cinnabar after all.
-- Archie
+ Archie is (the pokemon equivalent of) Black/Hispanic and a Hoenn native. His birth name is Archibald Rodriguez. He IDs as a cis man (or trans?), pansexual and panromantic.
He was born to his father, Alexander Rodriguez and his mother, Alicia Fuentes (Rodriguez after marriage) in a small fishing town on one of Hoenn’s coasts, with its fishery being its only major industry. Most of its residents are middle-class or poor, and few members pursue an education after high school, usually joining the local fishing industry.
In his youth, Archie didn’t care much for school or work, preferring to spend his days playing with the local water Pokemon and his friends, Matt and Shelly. However, this exposed him to the effects that overfishing and pollution had on the local wildlife, and he eventually grew to want to pursue a career as a Veterinarian, specifically for water pokemon.
His parents didn’t believe he would be successful and his town had few resources to help him. The most he could do was research at the local library and a then-primitive internet.
Worse, his town was outright apathetic to the damage their industry was causing to the local wildlife because they depended on its capital to survive.
+A possible traumatic memory involves a young Archie nursing a sick Magikarp back to health for weeks, only to later discover it trapped in the nets of the fishery his father worked at, doomed to become food/products. When he attempted to cut the nets and save the Magikarp, his father restrained him and reprimanded him, claiming “it’s just a fish, boy! They’re all just stupid fish!”
Eventually, Archie was a depressed drifter in his 20s, unable to hold onto work and unable to afford to leave to a larger city. He often fought with his abrasive father and his mother was coddling, but unsupportive. This made Archie a prime candidate for Team Rocket recruiters as they arrived on Hoenn, promising a way out of his backwater town, decent pay, and a career where he’d be appreciated and be able to work with Pokemon to change the world. He joined as a lowly Grunt, but was talented and well-respected within the Team.
-Archie has limited contact with his parents since he left home, only calling them once a year or so.
-Archie doesn’t like being referred to as his full name, it feels pretentious and brings back uncomfortable memories of his family.
+I used to headcanon Archie and Matt as biological brothers because of the “bro” thing, but I’m not sure about keeping that. If so, Matt’s name would be short for Matthias Rodriguez, because their parents liked pretentious names.
-Like some of his dialog implies, Archie is kind of depressed, pessimistic and cynical deep down, but hides it behind his boisterous, reckless attitude. At his worst, he’s downright bitter, uncaring of his own life or the lives of humanity in general, in favor of Pokemon.
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Becoming less human
It was a week after the near end of the world by two men who had good intentions but no common sense. The teams Aqua and Magma merged and started on trying to help without the use of extreme measures. Both teams thankfully were pardoned and nobody died, but the orbs the orbs were absorbed into both leaders flesh, and as far as anyone knows nothing came of it except the two leaders getting together.
Maxie gave a frustrated sigh as he tried to put his shoe on again, for some reason it felt too small. He was 35 he was well past growing stuck at 5ft 5in for the rest of his life. He never complained though his height never defined him, and he could beat Archie in a fist fight no problem, growing up in a orphanage where everyone hated would make someone tough. Granted Archie would never admit to loosing, well it wasn't like anyone would belive Maxie either to the world he was a weak skinny nerd. He wore the long sleeves and stocking to cover up scars from past abuse he didn't want to show the world.
"Leader Maxie? I mean Maxie." Tabitha stutters out.
Maxie sighs "Archie isn't in here Tabitha." He heard a sigh of relief as his former admin walked in. "And I told you you didn't have to stay, you can get a better job and not be stuck with the crazy man who almost ended the world." He cursed under his breath again and tossed his shoes to the side.
"Le- Maxie I want to help with your new vision, and even if it involves Aqua what you have drawn out is pretty amazing sir...." he trails off as he watches Maxie. "Sir are you alright."
Maxie sighs. "I think I must of hurt my feet and they are swollen my shoes seem too tight." His feet look perfectly fine except for his nails that look like they are turning black.
"Oh I see do you want me to call for a doctor?"
"No Tabitha I'm fine I'll just steal Archie's shoes he left here." Maxie sighs seeing Tabitha scowl at the former Aqua leader. "I don't need you judging my love life Tabitha."
Tabitha huffs. "You can do better sir."
"Tabitha I appreciate the sentiment but I'm pretty hated right now."
"W-well you are still liked."
"I know you have feelings for Matt, and besides I'm 10 years older then you and Courtney so my answer would still be no."
Tabitha tries to hide his red face, Maxie knew him too well at this point. "R-Right sir uh today is your day off I came to remind you no work."
Maxie curses under his breath Tabitha knew him well as well. "Right very well then I think I'll visit Archie."
Tabitha sighs but didn't argue he knew Maxie wouldn't overwork himself around that pirate.
.......
"If you keep staring at your hands I will smack the back of your head Archie." Shelly huffed
Archie was in casual clothes and nit his wet suit today. He felt naked without it on, but fir some reason his gloves couldn't go all the way down, and it seemed as if the webbing on his fingers had gotten deeper and his nails longer. He kept thinking back to the blue orb absorbing into his skin filing his blood with ice and the legendary beast staring at him seemingly to say "you survived you'll be rewarded" he really didn't know why that was in his head. He even asked Maxie about it and he said the same thing when in regards to his encounter.
"Archibald you're boyfriend is here." Shelly sneered rolling her eyes.
Archie sighs and gives a look to Shelly and she just raises her hands and left. Archie knew Shelly hated Maxie, and he knew Shelly didn't approve but he made him happy.
"Archie? Are you alright." Maxie asks as he plops down into a chair wearing longs sleeves and pants.
Archie frowns he knew the real reason why Maxie covered up and hell it had been only a short time but he wish he could see more of him more often then the bedroom. He shook his head. "I don't know I couldn't put on my gloves today."
Maxie leans back. "Funny I couldn't put on my shoes today I had to wear yours, well the pair you forgot to get when Courtney chased you put of my bedroom."
Archie grimaced at the memory but looked confused. "Maxie I'm like three sizes bigger then you how have you not tripped?"
"They fit perfectly." Macie says calmly but his shaking hands gave him away. "Is this the reward." He whispered fear lacing his tone.
Archie has never seen Maxie truly scared, sure he had startled him but the man was ready to punch him in the face rather then run away. His nerves were starting to eat away at his confidence. "I-i don't know Max. Are we taking there place?"
Maxie shivers. "I never wanted that, I don't think I could stand to loose you now." He frowns. "Could I stay with you tonight...." he trails off.
Archie nods frowning, Maxie never asked he always just stayed and was so dominate in his ways. He decided he didn't like seeing Maxie scared. "Have you gone back to..." he didn't finish his sentence when Maxie looked him in the eye.
"Yes once, it was for closure to make sure they were gone...." he stopped seemingly recalling something. "I heard something though."
"What?"
"Uh I think you've been blessed by the gods your body will change to accept it.... I thought I was just hearing things." He looked down biting his lip.
Archie sighs and looks at Maxie. "I don't want to talk about this anymore..."
"Neither do I." Maxie gets up and offers Archie his hand. "Shall we get some ice cream and try to forget with bad movies."
Archie smiled softly nodding getting up. "Aye that sounds great."
.....3 months later.....
Maxie tried to wrestle Archie's shoes onto his feet but he had little to no luck, it's been months and he was comfortable wearing them this was like being a teenager in a growthspurt all over. "Fuck this!" he threw the shoes across the room and finally noticed his pants were short that doused his frustration with fear.
Archie rushed in right out of the shower his towel haphazardly around his waist. "Maxie are you alright."
Maxie in a quiet voice. "My pants are too short and slightly tight."
Archie furrows his brow and actually looks down and to his astonishment Maxie was right. "I know you've gained weight Maxie, but uh you gained height."
Maxie sighs. "I thought it was I eating more I gained weight, and I didn't mind that but.... but " he stops and takes a deep breath. "Archie we never did stop did we?"
"My legs aren't fusing if that's what your asking." Archie tried to joke but he was starting to get scared too.
Maxie sat down on the bed. "I need to get new clothes." He sighs laying down. "We probably should tell Steven."
Archie frowns and moves to lay down next to him. "Maybe we should start with our former admins, or current ones they really never stopped doing their jobs."
"I don't know which one would be worse." Maxie chuckles covering his face. "Tabithia and Courtney will be the worse mother hens."
"You think that's bad Matt once carried me to bed when I had the sniffles." Archie gives a small laugh.
"When did our lives get so messed up? Wait don't answer that I know why." Maxie huffs looking at Archie.
Archie couldn't hold it in and started to laugh.
Maxie threw a pillow at him.
..... 6 months later......
Archie frowns looking at the large blanket Matt bought for him and Maxie. "Is this really necessary? Maxie only grew 6inches."
"Bro you need to think long term, you're changing too." Matt puffs out his chest. "Even if you become another kyoger I want to make sure you're warm."
Archie sighs scratching his beard. "I don't think that's what I'm becoming Matt, but uh thanks." Matt was like his brother, he was just a tad over protective.
Matt shakes his head. "No matter what happens Archie I will be by your side no matter what."
Archie smiles softly. "Thanks Matt, but uh I think we are good on blankets, Maxie is like a furnace..."
"Does he have a fever, I know I was rude and mean when you started dating but he really loves you can I help?" Matt rattles off
Archie chuckles. "No Bro like how my body temperature lowered Maxie's went up."
"Ohhh ok so you guys cancel each other out just like them. Maybe they are dating too."
Archie covers his face with his hands trying to get that image put of his head as Matt rattles on about the many plans he has to help.
.....4 months later.....
"This is insulting at this point." Archie huffs laying on his stomach.
Maxie matching Archie's position. "I didn't want a tail either but here we are. It's not even fully formed yet and it's so sensitive." He sighs. "I honestly thought you would be upset because I'm taller then you now."
"Not gonna lie Max that kinds of turns me on." Archie chuckles hearing Maxie scoff.
"We aren't even entirely human anymore and you are thinking about bedroom activities." He tries and fails to look offended. "I can't say it hasn't crossed my mind Archie but I want to wait till we are done changing."
"Agreed, so how are your feet doing I know they were killing you." Archie hums trying to keep conversation to distract from the pain.
Maxie looks away. "Scales and bone spur on my heel...they feel a lot better but I'm worried I might hurt you while we sleep."
Archie has wide eyes. "Matching your claws."
Maxie looks back raising his brow. "Seriously Archie? What about your neck?"
"Gills got matching ones on my waist as well, I don't need my wetsuit anymore." He smiles.
Maxie smiles "swimming with Bruce is in your future right." He grimaced as a soft crack is heard. "F-fun with your p-pokemon."
Archie held onto Maxie's hand. "Its ok you don't need to be tough around me I love you."
Maxie held on tightly to Archie's hand. "I love you too." It was the first time they exchanged those words.
....1 month later....
Archie was chasing down Maxie with a bucket of soapy water. "Maxie I swear to arceus that you need to stop you're shedding let me help."
"Fuck off Archie, and leave that fucking hell brush in the trash." Maxie growls a red glowed from his eyes.
"Maxie it's just a brush stop being a baby." Archie tries to tackle him but misses. "I swear I will call Courtney and Tabitha."
"You wouldn't dare." Maxie hisses.
"I would you human lizard just get in the medicated bath." Archie crosses his arms.
Maxie grumbles and walks back to the large bath with bubbles and a medical oder he hated. He got in crossing his arms. "Only because I don't want them to see me naked again."
Archie sighs and begins to scrub softly at Maxie's scales helping them shed. "Look I don't like this either but I refuse to be covered in your shed again. I don't care if we are still changing you will take a bath when you shed."
Maxie scowls. "You don't have to baby me Archie. You know why I don't like baths."
Archie pauses. "I know Max, but you'll feel better we both know that. I'm sorry but I don't want the shower spray to hurt you like last time when you first shed."
Maxie looks away and nods. "I know I know, could you.... maybe uh come in with me?"
Archie chuckles and plops into the bath with Maxie splashing him.
Maxie spits out the soapy water at Archie. "You know what I changed my mind get out."
Archie laughs harder. "Love you too Maxie."
......1 year later....
Maxie was sitting at his desk Archie was late to their meeting, Tabitha and Courtney were both waiting along with Shelly and Matt. It was an uncomfortable silence. Maxie tapped his claw against the wood not realizing he was creating a small hole. "He's the one who called the damn meeting why is he running late."
Tabitha sighs knowing Maxie's temper was high by the smell of burning coming from his tail that slapped the floor in annoyance. "Maxie he probably forgot something."
"We share a home Tabitha he seemed perfectly put together." Maxie glares at Matt who looked guilty.
Matt Maxie knew was awful at keeping secrets and a glare from Maxie was enough to set him off. "ARCHIE IS GOING TO PROPOSE." Matt yells breaking all tension. "I promised I wouldn't tell but I just can't. He is late because the ring is taking longer to make then he realized." He covers his face in shame.
Shelly curses. "Fucking hell Matt he told us in confidence."
"I know I know but Maxie looks so upset." Matt whimpers
Shelly groans and leans back.
Courtney was laughing softly a rare sound.
Tabitha gave a look to Matt saying you're on the couch tonight.
Maxie slams his hands on the table startling everyone. "That fucking bastard" he gets up quickly. "I already bought a fucking ring."
The four stared at Maxie connecting the dots and everyone realized that maybe that their collective bosses were both actually so deeply in love they had the same idea.
At that moment Archie walked in hearing Maxie yell. "You bought a ring?"
"Of course I did you dumb pirate I love you." Maxie huffs. "I was waiting for the full moon because you like the moon's reflection on the water."
Archie looks like he was about to cry. "Maxie I love you so much woukd you marry me?"
Maxie threw his own black box at Archie. "Make an educated guess you college graduate."
Archie burst out laughing and runs to tackle Maxie into a hug. "Damn right Maxie I will marry you."
"And I will marry you Archie." Maxie smiles
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BonelyHearts Inferno! Reader insert3
{Goddess!ReaderXSkeleton Reaper household}
Part 3: Kings of Hell
You were not sure what to do, they were all staring at you with varying degrees of expressions you couldn’t decipher. Papyrus gently motioned you to a seat, he sat you down and then proceeded to the other end where Sans was seated.
Maybe it was you or the situation but you couldn’t help but notice all the chairs were of the same height. Each skeleton was paired off, one tall skeleton to a shorter one, each pair took a seat that bore a color similar to their toga.
Much like the tension in the air around you; your confusion grew. It wasn’t until Sans and Papyrus took their seats that Sans spoke.
“We better introduce ourselves.” Said Sans motioning to one of his doppelgängers.
“I’m Blue, King of the circle of Lust, nice to meet you. Its…rare we get such a beautiful guest.”
The one named Blue wore a toga that appeared to woven from the color of the sky, it moved as if air was weaved into every thread. He had a smile that seemed to chase all darkness from his presence.
He then turned to the taller skeleton beside him. “This is my brother Stretch, King of the Circle of Gluttony!”
Stretch gave a limp but warm wave to you, his toga seemed to have an orange glow like the embers of a nursery fire. Comforting and familiar, despite being a distance from you; you could smell the sweet scent of honey wafting from him.
The next to speak was a bespectacled skeleton, he had metal laced through his teeth. You had seen this before, this was done to help fix ones mouth. His toga was a delicate shade of pink almost like the sweet pea flower mixed that with the bright marigold yellow. Out of all the taller skeletons he seemed to be the tallest.
“I’m Poplar, fellow King and guardian to Limbo. An beside me is my brother, Ash” Poplar motioned to his brother.
His head bore a large wound that refused to close, a large crack in his skull that took up a portion of his cranium. His eyes were different in color, one red, one blue. Yet despite his wound and slightly intimidating appearance…he carried an heir of familial grace. His toga was the color of the ocean, deep and rich with its eternal color. He didn’t say anything but gave you…a sweetly shy smile;
Papyrus spoke up while motioning to another side of the table. “An over there are the-“
“We can introduce ourselves thank you.”
You turned, at the other end you saw two pairs of skeletons with matching colors. While the others had similar color schemes these four were the opposite. The one that spoke wore a glare that could petrify Medusa herself. His and his brother’s toga were woven from a starless night, both sported vermillion cloaks but wore them differently.
The brooding taller one spoke. “I am Boss, King of the city of Dis and beside me is my brother Red. The ferryman of the river Styx and…I suppose he’s also a King despite his lack of responsibilities.”
The one called Red gave you a predatory grin, showing off one gold tooth before shrugging.
“Eh, not much to do in the Styx…though it’ll be nice having some company in my lonely little boat.” He winked, you felt your cheeks heating up.
“Your manners are as disgusting as that so called ‘boat’ of yours.”
Across from them sat two more skeletons, the taller one had his head bowed but…you saw two gold fangs. The toga he wore was dyed the deepest of nightshade, soft an almost called out to ones eyes to come closer. To be enveloped by its sheltering embrace, beside him was his brother….his toga commanded attention. The soft shades of poison in each thread hugged by fabric woven from the blackest void there was. His tongue flicked out comments like a serpent tasting the air for its prey, before Red could retort the insult…his attention returned to you.
“A pleasure to make your aqua trance my dear, I am Nox, fellow King of the accursed city of Dis and this my brother Rus. He is King to the circle of Greed, fitting since he can’t handle money well.” Said Nox, pointing his sharpened glare on his brother.
Rus bowed his head more but still kept his gaze on you, the corners of his mouth turning into a quaint, lovely smile.
“H-Hello, its nice to meet you.” Rus stammered out, before he could get another word out Nox spoke up again.
“As nice as these introductions are there’s a pressing matter to address, forgive my straight forward question but why are you here?” The tone was gentle…yet no one couldn’t deny there was a weight to it.
You looked down…fingers picking at your nails….
“I…was given food from your world, I believed it was an offering to me but…before I could stop myself I had accepted the gift. They were apples, I adore fruit you see so I didn’t think anything of it. But when I finished them I was told where they were from and they had been stolen, as punishment I was sent here….so now I await your judgment…and well deserved punishment.”
You bowed your head, silence began to flood the room. Yes, you screwed up but you knew fully well that you deserved this punishment regardless! You were not going to beg for any mercy, nor plead for leniency. You ate the forbidden fruit of the underworld and thus must be swiftly and dutifully-
“If anyone is to be punished my dear its those who gave you the apples in the first place.”
You turned back to the skeletons, Poplar was looking at you with soulful eyes.
Ash spoke next...his voice was dry yet soft like the autumn leaves fluttering over dead grass. “True you ate them, but like my bro said the ones who gave them to you are the real perpetrators. Your the victim in all this.”
“Does…that mean I can return home?” You asked, a flicker of hope reigniting..but as quick as it came it went when all ten skeleton faces drooped.
“Sorry sweets….but thats not gonna happen, since you ate those apples and came down here…you now belong to the kingdom of hell. This is your new home as of today…” said Stretch.
No…no this couldn’t be, you were now a resident of hell?! This had to be a mistake, you’d just come to face judgment and punishment not stay…what will happen to the flowers on the surface, what will the other gods think, what-?!
You felt a hand touch your shoulder, you turned to find Blue beside you; his hand gently caressing your back.
“Don’t be afraid, we know its not what you wanted to hear but rest assured you will be well taken care of. You’ll have respect an are free to walk around all our domains if you so choose, though we ask if you respect the rules and don’t try to talk to too many souls down here…their here for a reason.” Blue smiled, though you could see he didn’t like the idea of you being forced to stay.
“We’ll be sure to make proper accommodations for you, don’t worry dear goddess for we be sure you are welcomed here as much as we are!” Said Papyrus standing with a galant pose.
“Welp, if the introductions and explanations are done I say we finish dinner…and discuss a plan of action for tomorrow, our newest member needs a room and the grand tour now doesn’t she?” Asked Sans, giving you a wink.
“Grand…tour?” You whispered.
Boss smiled. “Yes, as a goddess of hell now…you must see each domain and know each king personally.”
“We’re looking forward to it.” Purred Nox.
….What in the world did you get yourself into?
End part 3
[This is based on the game by @bonelyheartsclub its my own version, please enjoy]
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Sora’s Time to Shine
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Summary: Mari is already not putting too much expectations going into watching the Final Smash Presentation when someone close to her besides Kirby and Edelgard’s beloved Professor pops out of nowhere in said Presentation. All hell breaks loose (but in a good way).
Setting: Mari and co.’s house in Daly City, California; October 5, 2021
Notes: I was pretty behind in seeing the reveal since I was pretty tired when it came out and I had to check a friend’s post on Plurk to make sure that it was not all for the jokes before watching it on Gamespot and writing this story down. And yes, the Byleth in my S/I verse is the female version in case anyone is curious. And yes, it took me until around 8 AM to write this up. Featuring Luther Vandross. Here is an ask I made on Sora’ behest during a F/O takeover long before he got confirmed recently. #SakuraiHasReachedtheImpossibleDream #Sora4Smash
Tags: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Super Smash Bros., Swift Keyblader, Smash Reveal, Sakurai has reached the impossible dream!, Sora for Smash, #Sora4Smash
“Hurry Mari, you’re about to miss it!” Kairi is dragging me out onto the sofa to see the final Smash Ultimate Presentation on the living room pretty early before plopping ourselves onto the sofa.
“Look, Kairi, guys. I hate to be a party pooper, but I have no clue about who could it be,” I try to be realistic in my views.
“Well, at this point, my beloved, it could be anybody from the video game world,” my dear Philip chimes in while trying to reassure me, “Besides, as soon as it is done, we shall try to reply back to this non Smash invitation that El had found in the mail today.”
“Huh, is that correct, El dear?” I asked my regal adopted daughter for confirmation.
“Why yes of course, Mother,” she replies as she passes me the invitation, “I believe that a friend of yours has sent us one, but I didn’t want to open it immediately since this is addressed to you.”
“Okay then, I will get to read it and reply back once the Presentation is over and see who gets to fight with Kirby and Professor Byleth,” I smiled back at her.
“I couldn’t believe that there was a leak that just came out before this Presentation video and it is about music. Who was that dense enough to do it at a time like this?” Riku mumbles as he gets the video streaming on the Nintendo Direct page in his laptop.
“You know, Riku, sometimes people can act very idiotic at times, so there isn’t much we can do besides ignoring and avoiding that as much as possible,” Harry sighs as he is bottle feeding and gently rocking Serena as she had cried a while ago to be bottle fed.
“Guys, have you guys seen Sora lately?” Issa asks us while carrying Chris in her arms, “I haven’t seen him in the last few days. He didn’t even reply back to either my or Kairi’s texts and calls. Do you think he’s off to visit Jack and Sally in Halloween Town? It’s nearing Halloween soon.”
“That’s really a good question, Issa,” Ahk agrees, “I had given up trying to find him by calling over on the phone since last Thursday. All I have gotten from it were many ‘The subscriber could not be reached’ messages.”
Even Riku and Kairi are in a loss for words as they turn to each other and wonder what is up with our friend lately. Did he just went poof without us knowing? Kirby always informs us through his many Poyos that he would have to head off to Smash whenever a new tourney starts or a newcomer arrives and Edelgard’s class often gets shorter class schedules or early dismissals whenever Professor Blyeth gets to fight in Smash: she is the professor handling the Black Eagles class. Sometimes even El, Petra and Dorothea along with a few others (and yes, that includes the Gatekeeper) would come over to Smash to spectate from the sidelines and support their beloved Professor.
There is a long silence when the Nintendo Switch title card plays in the laptop and Karina directs us all to watch the screen to see many clips featuring many Smashers in the current tournament before it transitions to Sakurai-san in the studio explaining about the video as well as showcasing the Mii Fighter costumes.
“Hey look, Isabelle the Dog’s demon slaying friend from Bethesda is now coming to Smash to rip and tear up the competition!” Moana screams when the Doomguy Mii Gunner costume appears.
“Good for him; I know that many fans really did want him to be in Smash, though the costume is a nice addition,” Issa agrees. “That now makes three Bethesda franchises represented in the costumes.”
“Even the Octolings and Judd the Cat got hats based on them too,” I chime in as well.
“Oh hey, guys! Sakarui’s about to reveal the last fighter for the Second Fighter’s Pass, so keep down it and don’t expect too much,” Karina informs as Sakurai transitions to the main event and we all stay silent and stay glued to our seats.
The screen turns black before the usual Smash logo opening shows up, but instead of the usual zoom in, it then turns into a flaming Smash logo with all the Smashers up until Kazuya Mishima (yeah, the guy who tried to drop Kirby off a cliff) looking at it and covered in the shadows. Did MH decided to get them to show up in there and meet the last fighter in the dark? Probably, I bet that he might be keeping it as a surprise and possibly even conserving electricity at the same time. Then cut to Inkling Girl looking in awe with the Smash logo reflecting onto her pupils as a nice ode to the first reveal trailer for the game/tourney, I honestly love this shot.
Wait a minute, the logo turns into stars and the next scene shows everyone frozen in place as toy-like ambiios?!? How is it even possible? Well, it does certainly confirmed once again that the video game version of the tourney is set in a world of make believe after all. I could swear that a lot of people crying their eyes out as they are watching this. It looks like this is the end of one great video game series about mascots fighting among each other. Or is it? Because the camera is aiming at Mario as if he looks like he’s trying to take a nap while standing up.
Riku then proceeds to mumble some words to me incoherently that something big is coming the moment Mario wakes up to see a glowing light to see the last remaining flame glowing on the floor, which I do agree with him. Suspicious right? Oh God, Mario no! Please don’t touch the fire for everyone’s sanity. Wait, hold on a second: that isn’t not just fire that he just grabbed on and then tossed it into the sky like a boomerang: the mystery object looks like a Keyblade and there’s that Mickey keychain! Yep, that’s a Keyblade alright. Could it be...
I could recognize that beam of light that Keyblades often produce whenever they lock and unlock Keyholes to other worlds, so does everyone in the room. Riku and Kairi hugged onto each other as if we’re about to brace for an emergency (Karina and Moana also did the same), Ahk stares at the screen to see if he’s not imagining things all the sudden, Issa has her mouth drop in shock, Chris and Serena didn’t cry throughout this entire presentation, Harry gasps and nearly drops Serena’s bottle, Philip turns to me for answers while Edelgard begins to sweatdrop in concern.
No words are exchanged as the light grows and shines brighter before it proceeds to shoot itself away from the Keyblade to reveal a Keyhole on another part of the room. It then glows bright within as the camera switches back to the rest of frozen Smashers as the light begins to fill the room and revives Link, Cloud, Incineroar and Mewtwo as they all gawk at it as it reveals something from the World of Light with the orchestral rendition of Simple and Clean playing in the background. And that’s when it hits us right at the gut: the familiar spiky brown hair poking out from that Keyhole.
“What!?!” Kairi shouts as the Keyhole ‘spits’ out Sora from the World of Light.
“H-h-he actually got in, for real?” Riku squeaks up.
“Oh my…” I gasp in pure shock as we watch the whole thing played out.
“Sakarui finally did it?” Issa adds in to the discussion.
“Well, it’s about time that they managed to get his darn behind into the tourney,” Karina seconds in.
Soon enough, Sora finally wakes up from his nappy time and takes notes from Peter Pan and Tinkerbell as he flies around, sprinkling fairy dust all over the other Smashers, before landing on the floor and the Keyblade flying back to his hand.
“Damn it, Sora!” I scream as the splash screen pops in.
“Kai, your boy has finally made it big time!” Moana shakes Kairi in congratulation rather rapidly that it nearly gives my lil sis a dizzying spell.
“Moana, please don’t make Kairi that dizzy,” Harry had to tell her that.
“Whoops! Sorry Kairi,” she apologizes to her which she accepts.
So with that, we switch back to Sakurai going in depth with Sora’s moveset after he discussed about the Kingdom Hearts games and world. And he has gotten 4 costume changes, man Sora, that’s a big wardrobe you’re bringing in, oh wait, he even got the Timeless River costume too. That makes it 5 then.
“Oh gods, Sakurai is making us suffer by watching Sakurai using Sora to beat up everyone,” Ahk tells us as the Sora moveset showcase begins.
“No kidding,” Harry muses as we see Sora beating everyone in Battlefield.
“Whoa, they went for Sealing the Keyhole instead of having Trinity Force with Donald and Goofy? What a bummer,” Karina bemoans in dismay.
“Well, you know modern Disney: too overprotective of their IPs,” Philip reminds her.
“Oh new stage, what could it be?” Riku gleefully chimes in before they reveal Hollow Bastion as the stage, “Whoa, Hollow Bastion. I never thought that you will return again.”
Then the stage changes into Dive to the Heart and it had Riku and Kairi in the stained glass in one, Riku being the main focus of the second one, Roxas in the middle of the third, Xion in the fourth, Terra for the fifth, a sleepy Ven in the sixth, and Aqua’s in the seventh.
“Pretty!” I complimented the look of each stained glass.
“Quite impressive I will admit,” El agrees with me too.
Then Sakurai begins a playthrough with Sora facing Cloud and Sephiroth in Hollow Bastion, for a while, we all thought that he’s going to be a goner with Cloud and Sephiroth beating him up in the Stamina match but then the tides begin to turn in his favor after Sephy lost his full stock and with Sora having to take down Cloud next. When he did, the scene begins to go into a slow white fade out with a Game!
“Alright! Sora did it! He defeated both Cloud and mean old Sephy,” Riku cheers on.
“Woo! Go Sora!” me, Kairi, Moana, and Karina screams aloud.
“That was brilliant!” Harry agrees before he turns to Serena, “Did you hear? Uncle Sora managed to defeat two opponents in a Smash Ultimate playthrough.”
“9 songs is better than nothing at all,” Issa observes, “It would be a licensing nightmare to talk to Disney if they can borrow a couple of songs from them and they straight up refuse to assist, oh well. Oooh, a Dearly Beloved Swing arrangement, nice! I better get that save file on the Switch prompto!”
“And check out that Spirit Board: Aunt Kairi has a Spirit of herself,” Edelgard informs us as the Spirit Board for KH is revealed.
“Oh gee, never thought that it could ever happen, but thanks,” she blushes.
“Hey, I got one as well, same with Axel, Xion, Roxas, Aqua, Terra and Ven,” Riku joins in, “Marina is so going to be happy to see her boyfriend as a Spirit. She will probably try to get him real soon.”
“You bet it right, Riku, you bet it right,” I nod and agree with that last statement.
“Oh hey, he’s going to be ready within a few weeks’ time,” Karina speaks up, “Neat! The roster is now complete.”
“Even Steve and Alex have amiibos of themselves being made, that’s even more wonderful,” Ahk takes note of it, “I’m pretty sure that Sora will have one of his own along with Pyra, Mythra, that jerk who tried to threw Kirby off a cliff, and even Sephiroth soon.”
“WHAT?!? Kingdom Hearts are coming to the Switch too!?!” I am surprised to hear the news as Sakurai reveals this new information, that is so mind-blowing.
When it fades to black then to the Ultimate mural, the camera then goes for the space between Ganondorf and Dark Samus to fill in Sora’s spot before panning back. Man, this Presentation is long and is finally ending, thank God; it must be tiring to sit down and watch a nearly hour long video as Sakurai showcases the screenshots he has made and showed off in Twitter. Man, so many memories and montages. And the achievements, wow, that is a lot of them, it will be a game feat that I don’t think it will be broken for a long time.
Man, I will miss the presentations and Sakurai’s corny jokes for sure. I wish him a nice deserving break from all the game development for sure as he gives thanks to everyone from the devs to the players to the people prompting the game and ends it off with a heartfelt goodbye as it fades to back into the full reveal trailer.
“Oh gee, I’m going to miss the Smash Presentations,” Kairi sighs, “I can’t believe that we’re coming to an end.”
“Man, it’s finally over,” Riku gasps in remark as the full trailer plays out, “I don’t think that there will be a game like Ultimate for a very long time. That’s for certain.”
“I agree, Riku. It’s to going to be a tough act to follow up on,” I add in before I look up at the ceiling and murmur some words, “It’s been a long time coming, Sora. You truly deserve that last spot, you really do. Have fun in the tourney and Smash Mansion, buddy.”
Sora is Finally Here!
The End
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ROUND ONE
Pit: This guy's got some cool earphones, Lady Palutena! Palutena: That's Neku Sakuraba, Pit. Pit: Woah, what's with that weird energy around his hand? Joshua: Allow me to answer that, fellow angel. Viridi: Who are YOU?! Joshua: The name's Yoshiya Kiryu, but please, one angel to another... Call me Joshua. Pit: Angel... Right... Um, so, Joshua, what's th- Joshua: That "weird energy" is probably a trace of the Reapers' Game from Shibuya. A little odd, since there's no need to hold one while we're here, but I suppose if it's to allow him his Psychs... Pit: ...Psychs? Joshua: Think of it as analogous to that, "PSI" those little boys like throwing around. For example, you see that Aqua Ghost pin he's wearing? That gives him the Psych of Splash Core. Palutena: Thank you, Joshua. Pit, Splash Core is a projectile that stays immobile until it's hit. If YOU manage to hit it back while it's moving, it'll count as your KO! Pit: Um... KO?
Pit: Woah, this guy means business! Viridi: That's Leon S. Kennedy, a survivor of the Raccoon City incident. Pit: Raccoon City? That sounds kinda cute. All those little guys running around... Viridi: It most certainly was NOT cute! Raccoon City was infected at large by the G-Virus, and the whole city, even the animals, was turned into zombies! Those lousy Umbrella Corp humans... I'll NEVER forgive them! Pit: Wait! Back up! ZOMBIES ARE REAL?! Viridi: How are YOU scared of zombies?! You took on the Underworld Army! Palutena: Pit, focus on the match at hand. Leon may be a human, but he's got a wide array of guns to keep opponents at bay. Don't get too close, or that Remington 1100-P'll launch you away! Pit: Don't get too close to the zombie hunter! Got it!
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"Ya know bro, I kinda like it here. I know we said that we were gunna off everyone here but what if we just stayed and had some more fun?"
Bruiser asked his brother as he was sitting in the couch, fondling Aqua as she sat there in silences. Staring forward and not reacting to his touches.
"Are you saying that because you really want to stay or do you just want not want to give up on your latest play thing?"
"HAH! You got me. Let's be honest, she's lasted longer than the rest of them."
Chief was about to reply when a sudden figure appeared in the living room, making Cheif immediately stand and grab the bat.
"Enough."
Cain said as he waved his hand. Suddenly, both brother was sharply forced to the ground by an invisible force.
"ARGH! What the hell?!"
Both brothers were unable to move, feeling as if they were being crushed under 10 tons of sand. Their bones creaked and threatened to snap under the force.
"I am ending this now. You will no longer be allowed to terrorize this house any more!"
Cain said with a commanding voice. Suddenly he let out a sigh, one could see his visible frustration.
"However... my employer had forbidden me from killing you, or even banishing you from this place. Saying that, I still will not allow you to harm anyone else."
Snapping his fingers, two contacts appeared before each brother, just within their reach.
"These are contracts. Upon signing them, I will release you from my hold. But by doing so, you will never been allowed to harm anyone here against their will."
Cain said, you could hear the disgust in his voice.
"I advise you to sign it."
"Fuck you, we aren't signing-"
Chief didn't even finish his sentence when he noticed Bruiser reaching to sign.
"You coward! What do you think you're doing?"
"Fuck you! I ain't living like this! Where the damn pen?"
Bruiser said as he suddenly had a pen in his hand. He didn't question it, signing the contract. The instant he did, he felt the magic lift and he let out a grunt as he got up.
Chief resisted however, letting Cain gradually increase the force. Everyone could hear his bone creak and finally a snap. He held back a cry and just growled.
"FFFFFINE! I'll sign!"
With that, a pen appeared in his hand. He still hesitated before he too signed. When the force lifted, Chief lifted his gaze and glared at the man before him.
"I will kill you one day. One way or another, this isn't the end."
Cain just let out a huff and walked up to Aqua, who was in such a state of shock, she hadn't even noticed when Cain walked up to her and gently placed his jacket over her shoulders, picking her up and carried her away.
"I'm so sorry, my dear friend."
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I spent way too long on this so please give it attention
So my one friend and I have been working on the same rp for ~2 1/2 years, and right now we’ve been on a big break because of the whole quarantine thing, and inconsistent scheduling.
LET ME TELL YOU,
So many characters have changed so much in my mind over the break that I’m going to need to look through my logs of the characters before the break. I have plans for the story that can have it continue for multiple years into the future.
I have so much planned character development and minor conflict planned, not to mention the scandalous temptation of corruption arcs. My friend’s main character has literally murdered/hurt/threatened one of my characters on many occasions, and now they’re going to have to work together in order to save both their friends, family, lovers, and the entire concept of a continuous timeline before the winter solstice.
Meanwhile, the main villain has gone from pretty much an unstoppable god mary sue character to a touch starved twink with bad intentions and an attack dog evil scientist.
Every single character believes that what they’re doing is good, even if they know deep down that what they’re doing will have awful consequences.
And I’m not even done. I finally made a concrete reason to the timelines constantly looping, and the whole revival problem, as before I just had a loose idea. The two main gods that have been hinted at to be evil and really powerful and awful and stuff (despite one helping out the protagonists and the other being neutral/evil leaning) actually worked together thousands of years ago to do this really powerful spell thing so that every time this select group of really powerful people died (along with everyone that knew them, it was often one big catastrophic event), they would all be revived in the most recent year, over and over again until they found out how to break the “curse”.
The timelines will loop over and over again until the characters all find out how to stop it, which is to somehow keep magic (one of the key building blocks that’s holding life and the world as we know it together) from completely disappearing and dying out.
So the god of magic power was like “Dudes I’m gonna die if we don’t do something to keep magic from dying out.” and all the other high ranking gods were like “Bro no, last time we intervened with something on the mortal plane, we killed all the dinosaurs.” so then the magic god was all like “Fine, but you guys are all pricks.”.
So the he asked his sister (the goddess of time, memory, and significant events/holidays) to help out, and so they created the time loop idea. They cast a really old, really forbidden, semi-DIY’d spell with all their power, but because of the great crime they committed, the more powerful gods cast them out, and took all of their memories, condemning them to the surface for the rest of time.
oooh, looks like you’re interested, nice.
Also I’m on new meds, so sorry if this is confusing.
(TW for death, mentions of gore w/o graphic descriptions, mentions of kidnapping, hints at abuse, dissociation, cursing/verbal aggression, grief)
So the two ex-gods gave themselves new names, and decided to wander around, trying to find out who they were. The two had some moral conflicts and decided to part ways. Time Goddess, who now gave herself the name Raestress (pronounced Rye-stress) eventually stumbled upon one of the mortals that she and her brother cursed for the rest of time, and decided to stick with said mortal for a while, and by that, I mean kinda stalking said mortal.
Because Raestress wasn’t the one to come up with the time loop idea, and was the one that told the other gods, she was allowed to keep some of her powers, however she had absolutely no clue how to use them.
This next pert gets a little fuzzy, and I still need to iron out the details of it, but it ends with Raestress sacrificing both her life and all her power to the mortal, but because of her punishment from the other gods, was cursed to stay as a sort of ghost or spirit that follows the mortal (Remi) she just helped, only able to talk though/to her.
The sacrifice of Raestress’ powers to Remi led to Remi being able to remember all the past timelines she’s lived through, and all the other people that were chosen to live and die over and over again, and decides that she needs to be the one to bring them all together.
Back to modern day, Remi has amnesia for unknown reasons, and makes a bunch of new friends in this little north island town she lives in. One day, a random new math teacher shows up at her highschool, then one of her friends goes missing, then her friend’s sister goes missing and is later found dead, completely torn to pieces. Then she and some friends are about to take a little walk through the forest, when one of her friends is shot with a crossbow, and dies. Sure, they’ve gotten plenty of threats before, but they all just thought it was just some kids trying to pull a prank, but now Alice is dead.
The group try to compose themselves as they wait for the police to arrive, looking up through the trees as to where the crossbow could’ve been fired from, but everything is completely obscured by a swishing sea of branches and leaves. Remi looks up through the leaves, watching them spin and swirl, growing darker as her body seems to float back and fourth in an invisible ocean.
Her vision goes completely black for a moment, but she then sees herself, standing still and looking down at her friends, who have gone from hysterics to almost silent. The world seemed to have washed itself in a shade of periwinkle, swaying like the ocean, any sounds coming out as muffled and distant. Remi watched as her body began to shudder, shoulders bouncing up and down. She watched as her body laughed completely out of her control, quickly pushed against a tree and drowned out by muffled yelling and screaming from one of her friends, Aqua.
The others tried to hold Aqua back, but despite her small frame, she could fight like a 6′ brickhouse. Remi couldn’t do anything. She couldn’t move, couldn’t breathe, couldn’t explain, or shout “That isn’t me! I’m right here!”. All she could do is watch as her body’s eyes shifted from bottle green to a sharp, brassy yellow, somehow untouched by the blueish haze that blanketed the rest of the world.
Still, her body laughed, going on and on about something that Remi couldn’t hear, no matter how much she strained to.
The rest of the day seemed to continue in a blur. the police arrived, taking all the standard procedures, but it was hard to pay attention to anything but Alice’s body being carried away in a bag. Nobody really knew what happened.
Remi was still trapped outside of her body by the time they got home that night. Whatever or whoever was controlling her was managing to get under everyone’s skin without completely shattering the illusion of Remi still being in complete control. Guess those are the consequences of being known as the one who laughs at horror movies.
As soon as they both stepped inside, Aqua had thrown Remi against a wall, holding her by the collar of her shirt.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?!” she screamed, voice breaking before she could finish her sentence.
Remi’s body chuckled with squinted eyes, playfully glaring down at Aqua, boring into her skull.
“I should be asking you the same thing, sweetheart.”
Finally at that moment did the rest of the group realize that whoever was piloting Remi’s body definitely wasn’t her, because whatever spoke was using a voice that didn’t match in the slightest.
It’s voice sounded like it could’ve been either a young man or an older woman, familiar and welcoming yet cold and sharp as ice, sharp enough to cut through whatever was muffling the voices from wherever Remi was stuck.
Aqua dropped whoever this person was, taking shaky steps backward, clearly trying to say something, but no sound came out.
This strange person took a step forward, bowing and swishing their arm with a flourish.
“Though I can’t explain everything now, I’m sure that your dear friend Remi will.” They purred, staring through the veil and directly into Remi’s eyes.
“Who are you?” Aqua shuddered, invisible hands trailing cold fingers up her spine.
“A nobody, a somebody. A friend, an enemy. Nobody really knows when or where I’ll come or go, but if you were to call me anything, feel free to call me Crow.”
Something about that name just didn’t sit right, it seemed to send an imaginary bullet through Remi’s head, swimming through her thoughts and flipping every switch in her brain. Something, somewhere, was screaming at her, remember, remember. The already strange world started to get stranger, dark figures appearing all around Remi, reaching out and covering her eyes, ears, mouth, nose, everything until all she could sense was a dark void.
Crow smiled, kneeling down to meet Aqua’s new level on the floor.
“Right now, I’m serving as nothing more than a distraction, and maybe just a little something to get this story going” they said,
Aqua again tried to respond, but her voice had seemed to just disappear at the most crucial moments.
“I do hope we meet again.” Crow ruffled Aqua’s hair just as all the lights flickered out, leaving complete silence and confusion, after all, what was there to say?
Minutes passed, though nobody was keeping count. Nobody moved, and instead just stood wherever they were, trying desperately to process all of today.
When the lights finally flickered back on, Remi was passed out on the floor, but after everything that just happened, it took everyone a while to notice. Nobody said anything.
Will had carried Remi upstairs to her room, hoping that maybe staying by her side could make a nice distraction. Aqua had stayed sitting on the floor, back to back with the couch, head in her hands. Everyone decided to keep to themselves for the rest of the night.
By the next morning, Remi still hadn’t woken up. Sure, not quite unusual, but right now what everyone needed was an explanation, or one of her sarcastic jokes at the very least. It was at noon when everyone had started to worry.
It had reached 5PM when she finally jolted awake, catching her breath and running her hands through her hair.
“I remember...” She whispered,
“I remember everything.” She said again, quickly standing up and rummaging through her desk, despite Will telling her to take it easy.
“My notebooks, they’re all gone!”
“Remi, please,” Will tried to step forward and calm her down, but she pressed on.
“Don’t call me that.” She demanded, mumbling something afterward, “Just call me Rei.”
Alrighty so I might finish this at some point, idk, but the explanation/TL;DR is pretty much that BBEG had tried to kill Aqua, the main thing holding him back from achieving his goal, but Alice had jumped in the way and sacrificed herself.
Rei was then pushed out of her own body by a mysterious deity known only as Crow, who by the way is not Raestress, I just didn’t know how to quickly explain everything. Both Crow and Raestress had somehow managed to together give Rei back all her memories of the past timelines, but because of Crow’s distraction, the BBEG was able to steal all of Rei’s logs of strange dreams and little songs, all of which can be pieced together into an encrypted spell that has the ability to bring back the dead, a spell that has long since been completely banned and erased from the world.
When Rei was trapped outside of her body, she was actually pushed out into limbo/the spirit world, and all the dark figures were different versions of her from her past, though that was never really specified in the original story either, I just left it up to debate.
There is still very little known about Crow, but we know that they’re a sort of grim reaper character, have a past with Rei, and that they’re working for the BBEG for some unspecified reason.
The reason Rei doesn’t like being called Remi is because the letter M is considered evil and bad luck to her and others that are enemies of/know the atrocities or the BBEG and his family. Also because she prefers to distance herself from her past with Crow as much as possible.
Will, who was mentioned at the end, is actually Rei’s girlfriend.
Aqua is my friend’s main character, who is kinda really hotheaded, and is later tricked into killing one of my characters.
BBEG and his siblings are all children of the god of magic that was mentioned earlier.
If anything is confusing, or if you want more of the story, let me know, and I’ll try to add more.
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