#in the chaos part of my writing cycle atm

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tagged by @ialpiriel on my main, but posted here since this is where my writing currently goes :3

tagging @luvwich, @streetkid-named-desire, @sp4cedr4g0n (no pressure)

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Those were all things she knew but it was hard to argue with her animal brain, which wanted nothing more than to dive headfirst into Grade A cunt, by whatever means necessary.

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V smiles, showing just a sliver of her teeth. “I’m going to die. Especially since the person who could tell me exactly how fucked I am just left town yesterday morning.”

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“What are you doing?” Takemura’s voice shook him from his reverie, the man’s grip on his arms so tight it was painful. He shoved Johnny forward. “Run!”

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I don’t know how likely it is, but how would you react if Southgate got the Manchester United job?

And maybe more importantly, how would Harry feel, seeing Gareth cozy up to a captain that isn’t him? I wonder if Harry gets jealous easily and-

*gunshots* Spurs beats United 3-0 *blond man runs away cackling wearing lederhosen*

Well, first of all Anon, thanks for providing the inspiration for this:

Hoping this will inspire Kompany with a new attacking tactic for the next champions league match so Harold can get his paws on a trophy. Lee Carsley would insist Harold use a brick instead, a classic English approach x

Okay actual thoughts (and light mentions of SouthKane) under the cut:

I am a Liverpool girlie first and SouthKane whack job second so you’ll have to take my thoughts with the pinch of salt that I am not a huge football person still but am getting there. 

But well. WELL. I guess what’s the problem Ten Hag has with the team atm? Seems to be there’s no passion and there’s not like longevity built into the team. Lots of old players Ten Hag has worked with and loads of money spent with fuck all to show. 

I know 90% of Man U fans knee jerk reactions is fear when Southgate is mentioned to replace him. I get it - people don’t like how his term as England manager ended and he did FLUNK as a club manager. I do wonder if his time (and yes I’ll say it) success with England may have helped him since then? It’s a totally different gig tbh. 

If he does end up being Man Us coach, fuck me, he’ll be eaten alive I know that much. Unless he gets some winners and I don’t think that’s likely. Not just cause of his style but who’s there too. He’d have to bring back a drive and desire in them and IDK if that’s 100% possible. Maybe with Maguire, Shaw and Rashford causes he’s worked with them before but well. That was so much easier because you really only get to pick the nation to represent that your part of and that’s easy pride to pick at but at a club level, you can chase trophies and money and who really gives a shit so long as you’re being paid. 

So I’d probably feel as bad for Southgate as I did for Man Utd tbh.  

That’s a lie, I’d love it, it be chaos lmao. Get that fucking club relegated Garf x 

AS FOR HAROLD!!!!! 

He’d be shaking like a 3 legged chihuahua watching Southgate cosy up to Fernandez or Maguire  (especially Maguire!!!!) ahahah

I think it’s very uncharted territory for Harold, he’s been Southgate’s favourite for like over a decade and never needed to compete but NOW! OH NOW!!!! Southgate clearly occupied with a team that doesn’t have him in it, woof, I bet he’d be fine but it would wind him up eventually. Harry accidentally becoming a Man U fan just to look out for snippets of Gareth. There’d be no way he’d join Man U but if they met via a match, he’d be making a bee line to him after. Bless.

Honestly low key interested to see what Southgate does next because it’s going to be marvellous to see how I can ham fist further Southkane into my writing 🫡 Part of me wants him to do something outside of football because it be honestly so funny. I cycle between my thoughts on Southgate regularly but mostly it’s “lmao it be funny if this happened to him”

Anyway thank you for the question babes!!! X