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bitchfitch · 1 year

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Hey, sorry but could you explain Fiana?

he got into an argument with Arlo the asshole unicorn on neopets in 1994 and by sheer luck got grounded before she could open the message that would have Isekai-ed child Fiana onto a boat long after the end of the universe. On the night before his doctoral thesis defense she opened up his neopets account again just to try and destress and relax so she could get some sleep and welp.

he's the only human in the time of that pirate thing, is the eternal first mate of the harbor's bane (the pirate ship from the pirate thing), and wears a cat ear headband bc she thinks it's funny.

Has a grappling hook and is a great shot with it.

#Fiana is an immensely tragic character #in the actual story he just does the 😶 stare before being the only source of competence on this fucking boat.#she cant die and is sorta pass the point of wanting too #I have a picture on my phone of him drowning bc its how the rest of the crew helps with her enrichment #like he cant leave the ship but someone else can chuck her off it and as long as someone is looking at him she'll stay off it.#the moment he us unobserved tho she just sorta #reappears on the ship

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