#in short Maui is a demigod who tied up the sun because it was too fast and he didnt like not having time during the day

[gayhenrycreel]

you find yourself on a beach. a bogan with a pounamu necklace stand before you. you run, assuming this is the god of death.

Maui ties you up and says "how dare you be fast in my presence"

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.