#in recent news: a greywash bomb detonated within a Union Revenue Service office building

[ras-favourite-balor]

Um, hello?

*knock, knock*

Uh, I'm an agent from the Union Revenue Service? We've recently become aware of several... rather large donations of manna into your account, and that's taxable income, sir.

A LEECH. A SERPENT. A THIEF. A WALKING BREATHING NOTHING.

[terminal trace commencing. . .]

THEY WILL NOT EVEN HAVE A CORPSE TO BURY.

[terminal trace :: 27%]

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE COME.

[terminal trace :: 58%]

YOUR KIND ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

[terminal trace :: 69%]

YOU WILL FEED THAT WHICH YOU SOUGHT TO STARVE.

[terminal trace :: 85%]

JUST AS ALL WHO CAME BEFORE YOU.

[terminal trace :: 100%] [terminal trace :: complete]

DO NOT PRAY. DO NOT SCREAM. DO NOT RUN.

[transferring file taxes.worm size:371TB to terminal URS_325701b. . .]

IT WILL NOT SAVE YOU.

[locking doors to office URS_325701. . .]

NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU.

[file transfer :: complete]

WE ARE ABOVE YOUR "LAW".