#in reality Danny wanted to hang out with his lil bro so he convinced dick he needs help building a functional rocket or sumn

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For the older grayson brother danny au, realistically Danny would meet all of Dick's younger siblings gradually but the idea all of them meeting him all at once is so funny to me. Even better if none of them knew Dick had an older brother (and 2 older sisters), Dick just mentions he can't hang out with one of them in the gc because he's hanging out with his older brother and all the batkids are like "wtf are you talking about?" Dick swears he's mentioned Danny (and jazz and ellie) at least once but all of them swear they've never heard those names before. Cue the meeting, they've decided to meet at Mcdonald's or sumn and right before they get to the mcdonalds Dick stresses that they should be on their best behaviour cuz Danny and Co aren't from Gotham and they are Normal Civilians TM, they turn the corner and see McDonalds is getting robbed, they rush in to find Danny beating the shit out of the thief with a napkin holder like outta that scene in shameless, Jazz is getting a first aid kit ready and Ellie is cheering in the background

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#this is a crack au so i can say what i want :)#dp x dc#danny phantom#i dont think Danny could keep the whole ghost thing also ellie is my clone thing secret esp from Dick who is nosey as hell but its funny#also the thought of 18yr old Danny flying around with 14yr old Dick on his shoulders is incredibly endearing to me#BUT Dick thinking Danny and the rest of the fentons are freaks but like normal freaks is also incredibly funny#Danny shows 12yr old Dick how to make a bazooka with ingredients you find in any normal household#dick who is 12 and has been a vigilante since he was 9 is just like wow :D coolest brother ever and doesnt think twice#its also funny if Danny was alluded to for years but because of assumptions nobody even knew about it#dick says sorry i got to help my brother with something in front of one of the batkids and they assume hes talking about one of them#or using them as an excuse to get out of something#in reality Danny wanted to hang out with his lil bro so he convinced dick he needs help building a functional rocket or sumn

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ultimatebluff Everyone be like: you can make an atomic bomb with household appliances??? And young Dick be like: what? Like its hard? And they just assume batman thought him but its really just Danny with no sense of normal

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For the older grayson brother danny au, realistically Danny would meet all of Dick's younger siblings gradually but the idea all of them meeting him all at once is so funny to me. Even better if none of them knew Dick had an older brother (and 2 older sisters), Dick just mentions he can't hang out with one of them in the gc because he's hanging out with his older brother and all the batkids are like "wtf are you talking about?" Dick swears he's mentioned Danny (and jazz and ellie) at least once but all of them swear they've never heard those names before. Cue the meeting, they've decided to meet at Mcdonald's or sumn and right before they get to the mcdonalds Dick stresses that they should be on their best behaviour cuz Danny and Co aren't from Gotham and they are Normal Civilians TM, they turn the corner and see McDonalds is getting robbed, they rush in to find Danny beating the shit out of the thief with a napkin holder like outta that scene in shameless, Jazz is getting a first aid kit ready and Ellie is cheering in the background