#in praise of the goddess

[incorrecttowerofgodquotes]

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[roriprincess]

Cheat on your girlfriend with me, she will never be as hot or skinny as me

[amanitacurses]

Sacrificial Lamb

[sarafangirlart]

I think another thing that goes against Kaos as a show isn’t the writing itself but Netflix being Hellbent on making tv shows shorter and like “really long movies” where the story isn’t episodic even tho it’s cut into episodes therefore the pacing is so confusing to the point that an entire side plot isn’t brought up for a whole episode or two.

Not to mention that it makes the character interactions bare bones and bland, if you want to write relationships that aren’t canon in mythology, fine, whatever, just give me good reason to care about this couple. Supergiant’s Hades (for all its flaws) succeeds at this.

We are supposed to be sad about Prometheus and Charon separating but we literally see them as a couple for like what? Five minutes? The show doesn’t give us enough time to gaf about their relationship other than it’s “good representation” to have two old men in a relationship.

Eurydice and Caeneus have known each other for what couldn’t be more than a couple of days then see the Nothing and have their entire world view shattered then they fall in love and have sex? Only for Orpheus to be going through hell and back trying to get his wife back so how tf are we supposed to be invested in Eurydice cheating? Again the show doesn’t give us good reason to care for this couple other than its good representation.

Bruh don’t even get me started on Theseus and Astyanax, that’s the most bare bones of them all, I didn’t even catch that they were a couple until they had sex. Theseus has more screen time and chemistry with Ariadne than his supposed lover. Also stop trying to make good guy Theseus happen, it’s not going to happen.

The only fanon relationship that makes logical sense (as in within the story but as an adaptation it’s dog shit and I hate it) is Hera and Poseidon, they actually get multiple scenes and dialogue together so even if you are like me and hate to see them as a couple, it still makes logical sense for them as characters to like each other, but only if you don’t think of them as an adaptation.

[moonlit-femme]

Adore me.

Worship me.

Give yourself up to me.

Then fuck me hard.

[goddessofcuddles]

Oh, hi there sweet girl~

How’s my most adorable pet doing today, hm?

Awwww, the way you blush is so cute~

My cute little pet~

My cute little girl~

I love you, sweetheart.

Your goddess loves you so much.

You’re just so precious to me, so wonderful.

I just wanna cuddle you, and praise you, and kiss that cute little face of yours

Mwah

Good girl~

Oh, my sweet darling girl…

The way you blush is so cute <3

[avababy9]

be a good boy and let mommy milk you over and over until you’re a pathetic whimpering mess

[artemisiansanctuary]

Epithets for Artemis

Agrotera - Of the Hunt Agreia - Of the Wild Elaphaea - Of the Deer Daphnaea - of the Laurel Tree Cedreatis - Of the Cedar Tree Caryae/Caryatis - Of the Walnut Tree Limnaea/Limnatus - Of the Lake Heleia - Of the Marshes Eurynome - Of Broad Pastures Lycaea - Of the Wolves Leucophryne - Of the White Bird Paedotrophus - The Nurse of Children Philoeirax - The Friend of Young Girls Orsilochia - The Helper of Childbirth Selasphorus/Phosphorus - The Light Bringer Soleira - The Saviour Hemerasia - She who Soothes Hymnia - Of the Hymns Hegemore - The Leader of Dances Ariste - The Best/The Excellent Eucleia - Of Good Repute Calliste - The very Beautiful Basileis - The Princess Ehiereia - The Priestess Heurippa - The Horse Finder Peitho - The Persuasive Pyronia - Of the Fire Potnia Theron - Mistress of Animals Io-khéira - Pourer of Arrows/Delighting in Arrows Hecate - Far-Shooting Chryselacatus - Of the Golden Distaff/With Shafts of Gold. Chrysenius - Of the Golden Reins Chrysothronus - Of the Golden Throne Celadeinus - Strong - Voiced Celadeine - Lady of Clamours Potnia Thea - Goddess Queen

[seasaltandwisdom]

i praise you lady athena,

leader of battles, sprung from the head of zeus,

i say this prayer out of devotion and love for you.

i say thanks for all the wisdom you bring us,

i don't ask for anything besides for you to be with me.

it will be, as you allow it, i believe in your guidance.

[wayfind-er]

Praise to Hera

O’ divine Mother, Queen Hera—protector of men and women; I offer my praise to you. 

Bright and fair-eyed Hera; Beloved Goddess of the skies,  She who blesses marriage and protects women in child labor,

I praise you. 

Queen Hera, guardian of the streets of Argos, of the blue clear waters of Samos, of the oldest temple of Olympia, I praise and honor you.

Image #1: Hera and Zeus (Jeff Raum, 2008), Image #2: Jupiter and Juno (Charles-Antoine) found on Britannica Divider by @/vibeswithrenai

I don't worship Hera, but I'm reading "Hera" by Jennifer Saint and feel that I need to give her some praise lmao. It's awkward since I don't know her, but I hope it's ok 🦚

[slushycoookie]

I swear to god this song...

It's giving me ideas.

(Slight NSFW below)

Imagine Loser!Miguel and Stripper!Reader.

He's never been to a strip club before. He saw no reason to. He's known to go to his job and go home, hardly having a social life. But he's had too many bad days lately and his coworkers at Alchemex joke that he should go to that strip club down in Nueva York to let out some steam.

They give him some tips, like keeping his hands to himself with the dancers, and making sure he has a lot of money to throw.

Miguel's nervous, the sweat sticking to his brow when he walks into the dim club. Surrounded by beautiful people with their flashy outfits to catch anyone's eye. But out of all the dancers with their lavish outfits, you're the one he notices. The sparkle from your bodysuit catches the stage lights. Leaving nothing to the imagination about your plump and curvy body. Your hair all done up while still having that same sparkle.

When he stood by the stage, watching you strut up the runway, high heels clicking against the floor. All the men hooping and hollering at your presence. Miguel's ashamed to admit that was noticing your ass the most. Your cheeks hugging the bodysuit as you circle the pole, teasing the crowd. Money starts to fly, coating the runway floor, but he doesn't throw any of his.

Instead, he watches you, eyes focused on your performance. The way your leg hooks around the silver pole, hand gripping the top to help you twirl. Your sweet scent covers the smell of alcohol and smoke in the air. He watches your face as you smile, raking in the attention of the half-drunk patrons.

Somehow your eyes connect.

You're looking directly at him, coming off the pole to creep towards him. He gulps when you bend down, your manicured nail scraping along his chin. Suddenly, the room starts to get hot, sweat pouring out from every inch of his body. He couldn't remember the last time he'd been touched before. And he wants more. So much more. Especially when your hand trails down to his chest, creating more heat on his covered skin. Creasing his pressed buttoned-down shirt. But it only lasts a moment.

Miguel tears away to leave, hearing the roar of laughter from others across his ears when he exits the club. His cheeks flushed with embarrassment, pants tight from his growing erection. On the verge of passing out from the increased attention. All while you watch with confusion and a hint of curiosity.

[goddessofcuddles]

Why, hello there cutie.

Aren’t you just the most adorable little thing?

Such a sweet little thing.

So cute, so precious.

It makes me wanna just stroke your hair.

Would you like that, my darling?

Yeah?

You’d like it if your goddess pets you?

Good pet~

Such a good pet~

My good, darling pet.

Oh, so sweet, so cute, so perfect.

Such a good pet.

I could just pet you forever.

Just lay here next to my adorable pet.

Would you like that?

Good pet~

Such a good pet~

[cakegatedisaster]

*GASP* it's- *WHEEZE* Its ou- *COUGH* *HACK* IT'S OUT

[avababy9]

I am your salvation.