#in other words Noah and the animals would literally fart themselves to death

[bowbowis]

Why are we putting off such fundamental communication skills until college anyway? Especially when the bullshit peddlers are producing content specifically targeted at the K-12 demographic? Kids should be learning basic logic and skepticism right alongside 1 + 1 =2 and the alphabet song, before they've had a chance to build an entire worldview based on nonsense.

Ken Ham (who you may know as "that creationist guy who debated Bill Nye and got obliterated so hard that even his own followers couldn't pretend he'd won") just opened an unaccredited K-12 school, where he teaches children that evolution is myth; Earth is 6,000 years old; that humans coexisted with non-avian dinosaurs (which are also dragons); and that a 600 year old man and two of every kind of animal survived a physically impossible flood on a wooden boat that was both smaller than an American football field and still too big to be seaworthy. And that's not even touching on his views about LGBTQ+ people, atheists, and basically anyone who doesn't follow his particular interpretation of Christianity.

Parents will send their children to that school because they never learned the necessary skills to avoid being taken in by grifters, and now their kids will never even have the chance.