#in order of least to most competent in the kang household

[impider]

currently thinking about a pokemon verse where ezra is the dragon elite four master , areum is the fairy elite four master and their tired ass momma is the pokemon champion practically begging to be beaten because she's so tired , but she's also such a try hard . like hana would start her battles with a motivational speech . " could you be the one ? this could be the start of your future as we know it . " and then you lose and she's all like, " perhaps i was mistaken . . . " so it's ezra getting squashed by areum, areum getting destroyed by hana and hana just showing up at the pokebar for hard liquor after beating fifteen trainers that afternoon .