#in my mind stan is like. indifferently reading a newspaper while he asks

[dipperhthong]

stan: how long have you been sleeping with dipper ford: that's disgusting,and wrong. i don't even get- why would- i've never had sex with anyone, anywhere, it's none of your- you have the NERVE, the AUDACITY- dipper is my grand-nephew, and he is, terrible, face-wise, and how...how do i know, frankly, that you are not sleeping with him? maybe you are, maybe you're trying to throw me off. hmm, check and mate stan: ford: this is an OUTRAGE who do i call