#in my mind barnaby misses by an Inch and wally faceplants & just lays there like a dropped pretzel | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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Imagine if Sally somehow gets her hands on a pair of 3ft platform heels so she can kiss her girlfriend without poppy breaking her neck. Wally ‘borrows’ them to feel Bonita 💃🏻💅

finally, easily accessible kisses... she's too powerful...

and ofc Wally's... experience

#i spent... Too Long on this #anyway a+ anon funny as fuck!#in my mind barnaby misses by an Inch and wally faceplants & just lays there like a dropped pretzel #and meanwhile poppy does not get a minute of rest #every five minutes sally would be sauntering over in her glorified stilts for Affection #scribble salad #wh popstar #rambles from the bog #actually it probably freaks poppy out...#what if sally falls like wally did.... huh.... what then!!!#what if she twists her boneless ligamentless ankle!!#what if she falls on a conveniently placed box of tacks!!!

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