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heavy-lobster · 4 months ago

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It always makes me so sad to see people hating on the future paradox shinies because I really do like them. Like I get that they're all kinda the same thing and that some of them change less/look worse than others and that's fair but! Idk my first thought when I saw them was that it's like some sort of factory mistake. Like when a mass produced toy is missing a bit of paint on some parts only instead of a toy it's a killer robot that can shoot lasers

#in my head all the future paradox mons are fully chrome underneath #the regular version is how their paint is supposed to look #and the shinies are rare defects with missing paint #its the future so their paint is probably tough enough that it would stay on pretty good and wouldnt just wear off #so i imagine the paint could never have been there in the first place #they would have to have missed a spot in the beginning #this is assuming that these beasts are mass produced in a factory which is probably not actually the case??#it was just the first thing that came to mind and even if its inaccurate im still inclined to defend these shinies #and like they arent ugly or bad to look at and the difference is noticeable even on the more subtle ones #(the lighting in area zero and the game in general makes it a little harder to spot sometimes but they ARE noticeable)#so really whats to complain about #could they have been cooler? maybe #does that make the existing shines bad? i dont think so personally #man i need to shiny hunt the rest of the paradox mons #i at LEAST want iron thorns #sorry if this post is incomprehensible im mad sleepy for some reason #anyways in conclusion... i still love the future paradox pokemon <3 #lobster.txt

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