#in my defense: i forgor your honor

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Me when they asked if I read and had thoughts about this week's parsha (I didn't even read it)

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

You are uncensored again! How did you do it?

i ~contacted support~ and was restored within 24 hours. so that was mb for just forgetting to contact them for like half a week

[duckmumbo]

sometimes i forget that i do all my insane au development and pearl posting in private and not on here like wym ive never said anything about any of my qtubbo aus on here

[jewfrogs]

wait tell us about hot ice cream!!!!

i took a science and cooking class this semester (last gened #swag) and my group did hot ice cream as our final project! based on this recipe. it uses methylcellulose, which is a hydrocolloid that gels at high temperatures and melts at room temperature. it’s technically not ice cream, because there’s no ice, but it’s something! it’s very…rubbery. is what it is. here’s pictures of ours (tomato soup flavored. deeply cursed):

[ashenberry]

[ID: an assortment of aa4 doodles 1: Phoenix talking to Apollo (who’s horns are only visible) asking, “did you hear they made another spy kids” 2: Phoenix pointing towards Winston payne saying, “we should blow him up 👍” 3: Kristoph looking disapprovingly at an unamused Phoenix saying, “you would really make fun of someone younger then you Wright? for shame.” 4: Phoenix with his hand to his chin saying, “your honor I forgor” 5: Apollo looking on in silence as a jpeg compressed Phoenix at the stand says something unreadable 6: same as 5 but squished 7: Phoenix pointing towards the gallery and saying, “AND FUCK YOU RANDOM GALLERY MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 8:Kristoph and Apollo as among us crew mates 9: Apollo with his hand outstretched saying, “Mr Wright your phone” 10: Apollo holding phoenixs phone and saying, “damn this thing sucks” 11: the judge thinking about splatoon 3 with a note pointing at it that says poker 12: Apollo, tiny on the defense bench. 13: Apollo just standing there 14: same as last but there’s an explosion behind him 15: Phoenix walking away sad in nothing but his underwear 16: 8 y/o Trucy 17: Apollo looking over towards Kristoph asking, “can his honor reclaim that” and Kristoph responding, “yes /homophobic” 18: Apollo holding a hand of cards with red backs and one card with a blue back. Behind him is kristophs in game mugshot saying, “rotate the cards boy” 19: Phoenix 20: Phoenix flipping off Payne from the stand 21: Phoenix would a concave ass end ID]

aa4 doodles yay yippe look at my drawings boy

[spiderton]

sorry i forgor. anyway im intrigued, what are your karmen hcs?

no worries anon o7 i think this will be pretty long alongside some retcons of stuff. its more of an au than anything else but i just call them hcs out of habit

the most important thing is that karmens are very varied depending on where they live, but also some karmens can be mixed between other chiefdoms (such as a pretty critical character, pyropmen, as her mother is a mt. gonrok karmen and her father is a swamp karmen) due to me slacking all the rest dont really.. have names except for the diongamala (which are karmens that live in rainforests, jungles, and shorelines) an important thing il state is that these chiefdoms are based off irl indigenous cultures, such as the tundra being from inuit inspiriation, mt.gonrok spider canyons and savannah being inspired from dine/navajo people, the oasis being inspired by the maasai people, and diongamala being inspired off of the kwakwakaʼwakw. i think its important to state my inspirations (that i feel in some cases are very, very clear) and that a big chunk of characters that i made whom are karmens are indigenous people and that is very, very important. i also dont belong to any of these groups, so if anyone who happens to be from them- they are free to tell me what to use inspiration as and whats not and criticize my hcs. all il state for the time being for the masks, theres a lot of reasons why karmens wear them. its for religious purposes (such as honoring a deity), or for practical purposes (a lot of karmens have another pair of masks thats used while doing work, or being in battle; many red and orange masks are incredibly defensive against a variety of weapons). a lot of karmens i feel get peeved if somepon asks to see their face, since its a personal matter. masks are also for expression of ones self. even if each mask varies on each chiefdom, one karmens mask doesnt have to "fit" in. this is why i often try to make karmens have differing masks (from things being. stupidly detailed to simpleish) i feel karmens obviously arent a monolith in how they act and feel about others, like i dont think they rely on magic or whatever the fuck. speaking of magic i feel that yes it obviously exists in patapon but like i said before karmens dont. rely on it. there are engineers and chefs and poets that exist and the toxin karmens employ engineers so they can create things like the zugagang. this relates to my spiderton hcs bc their inventions are so impressive that some zigoton engineers such as spiderton had taken heavy inspiration from it

[woofularunit]

In my defense, your honor, I forgor

[wyrmzone]

not me having to reschedule my doctor appointment because i ate a fig newton 😔