#in conclusion: YES YES ANON I GET U SOOOOOOOOO MUCH WE ARE IN THIS STRUGGLE TOGETHER
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Ok, I need to scream this at somebody and I feel like you're the right person. WHAT THE FUCK is the deal with hayden Christensen in the early 2000s?? I don't even like men, I'm a lesbian, I don't find men attractive I don't want to have sex with them, I don't like men. But what the fuck is up with early 2000s hayden christensen?? Like what?? I'm sorry??? I want to lick him. I want to spank him and make him cry. And like.. what the fuck?? How does somebody's voice even sound like that?? How are lips even that pouty??? I want to push anakin skywalker face down into a mattress and make him fucking sob?? Anyway. Um. Why is he so fuckable? It's like completely ungodly?? And I'm sorry did I mention the voice?? Like what? What the fuck?
SCREAAAAAAMMMNNNNNN
ANON ARE U ME? DID I WRITE THIS? bc it literally feels like i lost consciousness and sent this to myself HDASJDHASJDASD
which is my way of saying GOD YEAH FUCKING MOOOOOODDD. I GET YOU SO MUCH U HAVE NO IDEA. I AM ALSO A LESBIAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOUNG HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
u're so correct about everything, he's so fuckable, he's so insanely fuckable, i don't fucking get it either ππππππ LITERALLY!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lick him and spank him and fuck him into a mattress while he sobs.... yeah.. yeah yeah YEAH
this man unlocks Feelings inside one that are just. crazy. lusting after a man. can u fucking believe this anon. πππππ
#the 'i don't like men' bit..... the attempt at self-reassurance about one's lesbianism GSKFHDKDHFNSDBNS#anon u have no idea how much i get it.#i love you#ur entire message is also what i go through daily#but like fr fr i don't know what they put inside that boy LIKE HELLO THAT'S NOT NORMAL#bc i don't think ive EVER in my life. felt such lust for someone. ever. oh god#and the fact that this is specifically about young hayden anon we are LITERALLY the same person#f.ask#celebs#hayden christensen#omg anon u know those daydreams in bed and u're like half asleep so they kinda mix and become half-dreams and very vivid.#yeah i had a hayden one last night. oh god.#yes he was crying yes he was whining yes he was pleading to stop yes he looked so fucking DELECTABLE.#i don't remember the last time i dreamt of fucking girls now i only dream about him DSHKFSJDHAS πππππ#anyways i wish hayden knows that there is a devout group of lesbians who fantasize about fucking him in the ass and making him cry#OMG where is my lesbian anakin-fucker club post#in conclusion: YES YES ANON I GET U SOOOOOOOOO MUCH WE ARE IN THIS STRUGGLE TOGETHER
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