#in conclusion: Natlan residents are fucked
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I found out leaks about Capitano dying in the upcoming archon quests or something, and let me just whip this up for my hopefully still alive CULT!SAGAU fandom because I'm pissed off.
Edit: It's canon, and I died inside along with GI cause I uninstalled that shit game.
Creator, obsessed with Capitano and the harbingers in general: *sees the leaks on their socials*
Creator, beginning the second Natlan quest: "... All of you are going to die, but that's a consequence of my anger that I'm willing to make."
The other archons: ...
Mavuika: "Your grace, could you please spare us a little bit?"
Creator: "Not my problem. Figure it out. You're on your own in this."
Capitano, who was ready to sacrifice himself: "All Mighty God, the people of Natlan are innocent in this—"
Creator: "Either you shut up and try your best to lower the casualties yourself, or don't. Anyway, until Khaenriah comes back or the Tsaritsa's plan comes to fruition, you're not dying on my watch."
Capitano: "Noted."
#genshin impact cult au#genshin sagau#in conclusion: Natlan residents are fucked#literally speaking#And creator just sighs and watches it all from a distance
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