#in case youre wondering: bad dnd experiences have left me leery but hungry for more

[pansexualkiba]

the dnd characters ive come up with are so fucking funny, especially for someone with an aversion to playing:

Sascha Ringelblume, the Lawful Evil Human Oathbreaker Paladin who doesn't actually know he's evil and is mainly a tank that casts necrotic damage. Backstory: was found as a baby by farmers in the middle of nowhere and ended up creating his own doomsday religion by utterly misunderstanding a book about Null.

Virgil Pyanet, the True Neutral Gargoyle Circle of Wildfire Druid whose main "job" is leading lost travellers out of the forest and whose role in combat is a frontline battle cleric. Backstory: Awoke in an abandoned ruined church deep in the forest, and soon decided that they would spend their (admittedly long) time leading the lost to safety.

I really do want to bring them to life but uuuuugh