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bardengarde · 1 year ago

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I won't vote in the mash swamp fmk polls bc I'm not strong enough to sentence anyone to death, but I will marry Hawkeye bc even tho I can't fix him I Can and Will take care of him and make sure he has good food until his dying day, and in return all I'll ask for is the occasional hug and compliment

And in the other one voting against marrying Charles is actively voting against my own interests, I could be so rich can u believe it, and it would also be so funny bc he would Hate marrying someone from lower Appalachia >:)

#objectively yes this is me looking way too far into it and my opinion doesnt matter at all anyways #in another life me and hawkeye pierce are happily married though rip to current universe me #can't even think too hard about that without getting sad lmfao I'm pathetic #anyways bj i love u but literally all the options are off limits bc i respect peg too much #peg and i will be trading recipes though <3 #i will share a few drinks with bj tho #trapper.... hell I'll share a few drinks with him too and let him compliment me but thats as far as we're getting #frank- despite his many crimes- I'm like that little kid holding a water gun with tears in his eyes then having lower the water gun and cry #and some defense for charles!!! bc i actually do find him delightful and i think I'd love being married to him #he can also be surprised when he finds out i have at least a decent mezzo voice and know several arias 😌#doodle if you see this don't worry about it #i look like an idiot rn but i don't care #to be completely actually honest I'd probably marry a majority of the characters from mash #and if that's not desperation i don't know what is

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