#in all honesty i'd love to see a movie directed by melancholy team

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[Translation] SERVAMP Admission Drama CD - Sloth Pair

Remember how Alice in the Garden came with special drama CDs during the release~? Here’s the one for Sloth Pair! Thank you to @lia-snow who shared the audio with me!

SERVAMP Special Admission Drama – Sloth Pair Chapter

※ Please don’t re-post the English translations without permission.

※ Also, if anyone knows where I can find the Alicein Brothers’ admission drama CD, please do tell me so I can translate it as well ^^

Under the cut, enjoy~

SERVAMP Special Admission Drama – Sloth Pair Chapter

  (Kuro playing video games)

MAHIRU: Kuro, you have nothing to do today, right? Wanna go out for a bit?

KURO: Huh? If it’s a supermarket timed sale I won’t go.

MAHIRU: Today’s different! I was thinking of watching a movie once in a while.

KURO: Movie?

MAHIRU: Yep! I got special one-time viewing tickets from Uncle.

KURO: I’m busy.

MAHIRU: You’re just playing games! You’ll get fat if you keep eating potato chips and lying around!

KURO: Oh, don’t mind me. I’m the type who doesn’t get fat no matter how much I eat.

MAHIRU: … It’s true so I won’t retaliate…!

KURO: We don’t really have to go to the theatre if it’s just a movie.

MAHIRU: The ticket’s valid for today only! There’s the SERVAMP-Eve distance limit too so let’s go.

KURO: (munching on potato chips) What a troublesome contract.

MAHIRU: Don’t you say that!

KURO: Is that a movie you really wanna see?

MAHIRU: Yeah, the preview on the news this morning looked super interesting.

MAHIRU: An athletic team on the verge of closing down’s aiming for Nationals, it said!

KURO: You really do love that kind of cliched youth story, huh?

MAHIRU: Well, sorry for being cliched! Simple’s good, isn’t it?

KURO: Then, feel free to re-enact that trailer you saw.

MAHIRU: E-eh?! Re-enact?! Me!? U-um…

(Mahiru and Kuro begin re-enacting)

MAHIRU: “I’m Shirota Mahiru, a first year high-school student.”

MAHIRU: “I’m your average track-and-field club member. Is what it’s supposed to be but…”

(sudden dramatic music)

MAHIRU: “What?! Me, participate in a town revival project marathon?!”

KURO: “Mahiru, it all relies on those legs of yours.”

MAHIRU: “B-but, I only run short distances.”

KURO: “A 100 meter track or a 42 kilometer one is no different [from each other] in this planet’s long history.”

MAHIRU: “If I don’t run the marathon then… the world will be swallowed in darkness?!”

KURO: “In order to stop that vampire’s wild ideas, the only thing you can do is overcome your personal best record.”

KURO: “We’ll do some training in C3’s special facilities!”

MAHIRU: “I was supposed to be an average high-school student!!”

KURO: “And so, it will be revealed… A deep connection between vampires and a marathon. Right now, a seal shall be placed on Mahiru’s right leg…”

MAHIRU: (groaning) “M-my leg…”

MAHIRU: (in pain) “S-somehow… My body is… hot…!”

MAHIRU: “Why must I—Something like this…?!”

KURO: (in a cheerful out-of-character tone) This spring, the curtain will rise on the best youthful story!

KURO: “The SERVAMP movie, “Mahiru On the Road!” will be coming to theaters near you this coming spring on April 7, 2018!”

KURO: “We will be… one with the wind!”

(re-enactment finishes)

MAHIRU: NO, WE WON’T!!

KURO: Do it, Mahiru. With the winds of Hakone.

MAHIRU: Who was that doing the last narration?! Was it you, Kuro?! Stop using a cheerful tone all of a sudden!

KURO: Guess I have no choice. I got interested so let’s go to the theater.

MAHIRU: What part of that “trailer” interested you?!

  ***

  KURO: Uwah… There’s too many people.

MAHIRU: This is normal for a theater on a weekend, you know? Come on, let’s go.

KURO: Impossible… Can’t deal. I’m going home.

MAHIRU: Wait a sec! Don’t go home!

MAHIRU: I’ll be fine even if it’s a movie that you wanna see so, come on.

KURO: What about “Mahiru on the Road?”

MAHIRU: That movie never existed from the beginning!

MAHIRU: Ah, anyway, it looks like they’re not showing the movie I wanna see in this theater.

KURO: Look that stuff up first before coming here.

MAHIRU: Sh-shut up! Sorry…

KURO: It’d be exposed that you’ve never had a movie date before.

MAHIRU: Sh-shut up! Leave it!

MAHIRU: Ah, look. What about this action movie? O-or this animal story, Nya-“Nyanderland…?” or something? It looks like it’s a tear-jerker.

KURO: Getting soothed by me is better than seeing Nyanderland, right? I’m much cuter than those actor cats. And moreover, mine’s natural.

MAHIRU: You just have too much confidence on your cat form—

(Kuro transforms into a cat)

MAHIRU: Ah!

KURO: Meow~ Meow~ It’s the soothing Kuro-chan’s big adventure~ Meow~

MAHIRU: Don’t turn into a cat in a place like this!

KURO: “I, the Healing Cat hero, go on an adventure together with my companions, the Hedgehog and the Fox in order to find a mysterious flower that blooms only on a full moon in order to wake Mahiru who’s fallen into an eternal sleep after pricking his finger on a spindle.”

MAHIRU: Th-that’s long…

KURO: “It’s to save Mahiru! Kitty Cat Punch~”

MAHIRU: What sort of movie is that?

KURO: (grunts) “Wh-who would’ve thought that Tsubaki would betray me?!”

MAHIRU: Tsubaki’s been our enemy to begin with.

KURO: (mimicking battle sounds) Nya, nya, nya, nya!

MAHIRU: Wai--what? You’re only doing sound effects now! Explain! What’s this cat doing?!

(Kuro transforms back into a human)

KURO: Well, all jokes aside…

MAHIRU: I can’t keep up with your “jokes” sometimes…

KURO: Shall I teach Mahiru-kun who’s never been on a movie date a smart way to buy tickets?

MAHIRU: That’s none of your business!

MAHIRU: I’ll go to the teller now so you wait there! Ah, don’t you go home either! (Mahiru walks away)

KURO: (sighs)

  ***

 MAHIRU: Hey, Kuro, sorry for the wait—Not here!

MAHIRU: Did that guy really go home…?!

KURO: You’re late, Mahiru.

MAHIRU: Kuro! Where did you—

KURO: (munching something) The shops.

MAHIRU: That’s too much no matter how you look at it! Why are you holding like, what, a bucket of popcorn?! I can’t see half of your face!

KURO: A popcorn and soda is a must when watching a movie. (Kuro slurps from his drink) Oh, and also, ice cream and churros…

MAHIRU: You said it was troublesome and now you look like you’re enjoying…

KURO: I’m a cat with high adaptability after all.

MAHIRU: Don’t say your specialties!

KURO: So, what movie are we gonna see?

MAHIRU: Eh? Some are full so I bought one that had some seats still left…

KURO: Hmm…

KURO: “A cursed melancholic mansion. Unexpected happenings that will dye it red…”

MAHIRU: Um, yeah… It’s a little scary but I had no choice so…

KURO: Eh~ I can’t handle horror though… And also brutal things.

MAHIRU: You’re a vampire, what are you saying…?

KURO: Y’know? Things like where zombies are running around or where there’s blood all over. I can’t handle things like that.

MAHIRU: But you make my blood spill all over, you know?!

KURO: Huh? I haven’t done it that bad. Compared to other vampire works, mine’s still mild.

MAHIRU: D-don’t compare… You’ll get scolded.

KURO: I’m a qualified scholar when it comes to vampire-related stuff.

MAHIRU: Where did you get qualified?!

KURO: We’ll have to go see if that’s something up to my standards—Huh?

MAHIRU: Hm, what?

KURO: This movie… The director, lead actor, screenplay writer…

KURO: It’s Tsubaki…

MAHIRU: Tsuba—EH?!

KURO: Actor: Belkia, Sounds: Watanuki Sakuya… Hey, hey, aren’t they all from Melancholy?

MAHIRU: Why are those guys making a movie? Are they bored?!

KURO: I won’t lose… We have to make the movie about the Healing Cat’s adventures, too…!

KURO: The director is… Simply thinking, it should be…

MAHIRU: Me! Wait, no, don’t make me say that!

KURO: Ah, the movie’s starting.

MAHIRU: Are we watching this?! I can only sense a lot of danger from it!

  ==END==

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