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the-chickenshit-oddity · 2 years

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today en la casa del chicken (idk how to say chicken in spanish. also, did i fuck up the spanish? 'cause if i did that takes the number of things i can say in spanish down to two and there's really no use for 'i eat apple'). anyway, so today, i slathered some stinky product all over my wall to get rid of the mold. yes 'cause there's mold. the fuck am i supposed to do with that? and then i spent three entire hours heming my sleeves because it originally had some frilly bullshit going on and i couldn't. and finally, i'm getting a cough, which will bring us to my third cold of the season already. some days i really wish i drank alcohol, ya know?

#stupid #in the movies when they've had a long day with lots of bullshit creeping up they drink like a beer or something #i dont have beer #i dont think ive ever even tried beer #i tried wine when i was like eight #my parents are great at the job can you tell?#anyway wine is gross #lets not talk about the lighter fluid that is scotch #nothing tasty about that shit #i did like rhum tho #the one time i tried it #in a cocktail with a shitton of sugar in it #so maybe all i liked was the sugar

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