#implied that cofagrigus tries to eat your friends pokemon often

[charcadett]

i’m totallyyyyy not here to spread more cofagrigus propaganda. definitely not. trust me (lying) also ik this is like my third time requesting but i can’t help it!! i love ur work sm <3 ^_^

ok so for the request, reader has a cofagrigus (ofc) and they’re friends with ryme!! they talk about ghost types n all that fun stuff and ryme decides to show the reader her gholdengo. ik she doesn’t have one on her team but. whatevs she has one anyways and its just her Silly Buddy that likes to chill instead of battle. oh and extra detail! reader isn’t familiar with paldean ghost types bc they’re from unova :3

anyway, reader has their team meet ryme’s and ryme looks at their cofagrigus and goes “hey.. your cofagrigus is staring pretty hard at gholdengo isn’t it..” basically neither of them realize that cofagrigus is feelin a lil hungry for some gold hehe…

so pretty much, just some headcanons of reader and ryme’s friendship and reaction to cofagrigus trying to eat gholdengo ^_^

HIIIII! I am always always happy to help you spread your Cofagrigus propaganda, I adore that little guy. I got very happy when I saw your request! Not only was I like OOOH COFAGRIGUS ANON HI but yes yes Ryme!!! Her Gholdengo in this is a new evolution she’s been working on. Will she add it to her main team? Maybe! She’s leaving the final decision to Gholdengo.

Your Cofagrigus Wants To Eat Ryme’s Gholdengo (Friendship)

- You and Ryme have been friends for more than a decade, though a majority of that was spent long distance. Back when she was younger, she visited Unova on business, both for Pokemon and her music career. Who said she couldn’t get a few battles in between verses? Meeting a cool Ghost-type trainer while she was out and about was the icing on the cake. You kept in contact all these years, either through letters or email.

- Meeting back up in person for the first time in years is a treat. Especially with the delight of meeting a Unovan Ghost-type she hasn’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. Your little Yamask sure got big! Smiling at your old friend, you jerk your head to her Gholdengo. “Aren’t you going to introduce me to your weird little friend?”

- You don’t have to ask Ryme twice. It’s no cakewalk to evolve a Gimmighoul, and she is more than happy to tell you about it. She’s bragging, but you let her. Ryme has the right to brag. Both a Gym Leader and an accomplished musician, she’s just as cool today as she was when you first met.

- The two of you shoot the shit in her living room. You’re giggling into your coffee as Ryme tells you how many towers she had to climb to get those Gimmighoul coins. She spares Gholdengo an affectionate pat before her attention is back on you. While you ask her if she’s thinking about adding it to her team, neither of you notice your Cofagrigus’ intense stare at the now sweating Steel/Ghost-type.

- Cofagrigus floats forward, and Gholdengo takes a step back. Cofagrigus’ shadowy hands inch closer, and Gholdengo raises its hands to prepare for a Shadow Ball. It doesn’t like that unmistakable hungry look in Cofagrigus’ eyes. Ryme hears her Gholdengo utter a frightened cry, and her eyebrows raise. “What’s up with Cofagrigus?”

- You cock your head to the side. Blinking at the two Pokemon, you run through all the information you can remember about Cofagrigus. Ryme has Gholdengo’s ball balanced in her palm, at the ready in case anything unsavory happens. Then you remmber Cofagrigus' diet. “Shit!”

- Despite Cofagrigus’ ball being on your belt, you choose to launch yourself at your Pokemon and hang off its back. Ryme laughs, one hand on her stomach, the other comforting her no longer frightened Gholdengo as Cofagrigus bucks you around. Its grin never wavers as you shout exclamations of “Bad! Don’t eat Gholdengo! That’s not cool, buddy!”

- After five minutes of Cofagrigus jerking you around, it settles and you recall it back into its ball. Through her snorts, Ryme tells you that you should visit more often. She hasn’t had this much fun in years. You sheepishly rub the back of your head. At least you didn’t break anything this time. That only serves to make Ryme laugh harder.