#implied bc it is a radioapple fic

[star---anon]

He is, in fact, "engaged to that motherfucker"

Based on chapter 15 of my fic (which is out now woah) lmaooo

[thonethatflies620]

I HAD AN ALASTOR(or Lucifer bc i like when my birds flock together) AND/X READER IDEA

(Not specifics on smut, fluff or angst. Just a reader idea. Could go any way.)

So in mythology, there are strixs. They are like owls, but feed on human flesh and blood. Anthropophagics.

So, like Alastor, reader is a dead cannibal. While he ate adults, reader ate babies.

"In this Greek myth, the ill-omened strīx herself did not perpetrate harm on humans. But one paper suggests guilt by association with her sons, and seeks to reconstruct an ancient Greek belief in the man-eating strīx dating back to this age (4th century BC)."

So, reader ate dead babies, but didnt kill them. Their family killed, but reader only dined.

OR

"Like the lamiae, and succubi, they preyed upon unprotected sleeping men and children. With men, they turned into women, had sexual intercourse, then drank the men’s blood. To children, they offered their poisonous milk. "

Reader was ate then ate. Or poisoned kids.

So if it were a Lucifer fic, it'd be very RadioApple esque. Except reader is very into it.

But Alastor? Bonding over yummy tummy nummies. Killing together and feasting, reader hanging upside down from his antlers screeching.

"that cries by night, without food or drink, with head below and The blue portion? of feet above, a harbinger of war and civil strife to men"

The harbinger portion??

A little precognition. When reader gets hungry, boom! A precognition of violence!

"In Romanian, strigăt means 'scream',"

When reader is doing the precognition, it screams!

They could have a damaging scream! As a weapon!

"There are several examples of the strix's plumage, etc., said to be used as an ingredient in magic. Horace in his Epodes, wrote that the strix's feathers are an ingredient in a love potion, as has his contemporary Propertius. Medea's rejuvenating concoction which she boiled in a cauldron used a long list of ingredients, including the strix's wings."

Reader has useful feathers. We already have magic and hornifying Valentino mouth juice. Why not potions?

What makes potions? Witches!

"Strega (obviously derived from Latin striga) is the Italian term for witch."

Ozzie mentions to Stolas in Oops! that he doesnt do love potions, which implies that they exist.

Witches can enchant! Make potions!

[morningstarwrites]

OH MY GOD STAR I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY

IM TYPING THIS AS I READ THE FIC SO YOULL GET TO SEE MY REACTIONS TO EACH PART AS I GO ALONG LMFAO

SO

LEMME JS TALK

OKAY SO MANY LITTLE RADIOAPPLE DETAILS I LOVE !!

ALASTOR AND LUCIFER'S LIL WING THING THAT U BROUGHT UP AGAIN!!

THE THING WHERE LUCIFER SLAPS THAT ANGEL'S HAND AWAY????? OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW IF YOU'LL GET IT BUT THAT ACTUALLY HIT DEEP. OMG SEE IM LIKE ALASTOR IN THE SENSE THAT I HATE BEING TOUCHED / BEING TOO CLOSE TO PEOPLE I DONT TRUST AND I LOVE HOW LUCIFER REMEMBERS THAT AND GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO MAKE SURE ALASTOR ISNT TOUCHED WHEN HE DOESNT WANNA BE, THATS JUST SO AMAZING AND IT MADE ME GENUINELY HAPPY!!!

husk getting mad about rosie and angel's shenanigans is hilarious, i love it. an unlikely trio that works well >:D

"my king" WOAH AL, YOU'RE GETTING A LIL POSSESSIVE THERE (i'm giggling and kicking my feet like a teenage girl)

ARETHEYGONNAMAKEOUTHOLYSHIT

PLS I LOVE HOW ANGELS HATE PDA THEYRE SO ME FR

"CUTE" LUCIFER YOU ARE A BRAVE, BRAVE MAN

lucifer is on point. alastor is jealous asf and i am living for it

PLS IM PRETTY SURE CHARLIE & VAGGIE KNOW EXACTLY WHATS BEING IMPLIED AND THEYRE PROBABLY GONNA ASSUME "SOMETHING" HAPPENED. ANGEL DUST WILL DIE WHEN HE FIND OUT OML

"Heat (tm)" ayo star what's that supposed to mean /j

OK IM DONE READING :3

OVERALL?

LOVED IT. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND (OBVIOUSLY) TO ANYONE WHO HASNT READ IT YET!!! AMAZING AS ALWAYS, STAR :DD

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ^.^ <3

I love live reactions, thank you!

I'm suffering bc I want to do a wing-touching scene but I need to hold back... need to wait a little longer... my slow burn pace is killing me

And yes! Alastor is still very touch-averse, he just really, really likes Lucifer, you know? There was another Heat scene but I wasn't able to keep it for this chapter lol, so see ya next time for it! Thank you so much for your kind message 😌