#impawsiblegar

[dementedspeedster]

@impawsiblegar replied to your post: BOLD WHAT APPLIES Early Mornings // Late Nights //...

//By Resting Bitch Face, you mean Active Bitch Face, right?

//Constant Bitch Face

Thad: D:<

[machspeak]

“You should’ve thought about that before you took your stupid clothes off.”

“YOLO,” the speedster shoots back, spinning his shirt above his head. “Either you get up here and dance with me, or you take a hike. Your call!”

[frvckles]

@impawsiblegar replied to your post: "Not to be gay, but you're gay."

“Would you say that’s a…‘queer’ feeling to you?”

‘ i am done with this conversation. ’

[chaosiica]

“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

★ TEXT POST SENTENCE STARTERS

     ❛ that’s… kind of terrifying, thanks. ❜ maybe it’s supposed to be a metaphor? but all billy’s getting is a weird thought, and some warm nostalgia for an old dragon age play-through ( with those jars of bees, and the red jenny that cackled for them ).

[scarredvocals]

@impawsiblegar

#Mmmmm -rubs face on-#that's some good shit

‘I mean, I know I am soft but Gar wtf?’

[xshxxtingstaar-a-blog]

@impawsiblegar

       “You do know I can, being legit here, be to Japan and back before the commercial ends. Get the real deal, ya know?”

[velociious-archived-blog]

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NUDES  ➤ NOT ACCEPTING!

[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] Dude.[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] Dude.[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] DUDE.[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] i think...[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] these weren’t supposed to be for me[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] i just[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] deleting them[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] and going to go throw up now[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] please send your nudes to the right person next time[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] jesus christ, gar.[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] i screamed when i got these[ txt || wannabe-hulk ] this is UNACCEPTABLE.

[stygicniron]

@magicmirrored replied to your post :                    ‘  what do you have against pennsylvania?  ’                

   as someone who lives in pa i can confirm there’s nothing here we have the amish and apparently a rlly haunted city, don’t go to gettysburg    

//this seems to be the case from everyone who’s talked to me about it just after posting this reply tbh

@impawsiblegar replied to your post :                    ‘  what do you have against pennsylvania?  ’                

   ((There was also that time he got stalled out there with Will in that thread we did…))    

//PENNSYLVANIA

[sonofsuperman]

‘ i love incarceration. ‘

beauty and the beast / starter sentences || accepting (x)

     ❝ What’s that? In-car-wha? Incaration?? ❞

He’s heard the word before, probably, since it sounded a bit familiar. Though he may be a super with the powers and what not, he’s STILL just a normal 11 year old which meant that the toughest words he knew were the common words his mom and dad used in the papers and the words in his grade’s spelling list. 

[schooliar-a]

❛❛ oh look. a strange man in a hawaiian shirt. ❜❜

the lightning thief musical // @impawsiblegar

      “Huh. You see lotsa strange people around in Gotham. But that guy just looks like a tourist.” 

[reckless-bart-blog]

character flaws & strengths 
↳ bold what applies to your muse !!
↳ repost !! don’t reblog !! ╳ flaws moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable | whiny
controlling | conceited | possessive | paranoid | lies
impatient | cowardly | bitter | selfish | power - hungry
greedy | lazy | judgmental | forgetful | impulsive
spiteful | stubborn | sadistic | petty | unlucky ♔ strengths honest | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave
patient | selfless | ambitious | tolerant | lucky
intelligent | confident | focused | humble | generous
merciful | observant | wise | clever | charming
cheerful | optimistic | decisive | adaptive | calm tagged by: @aquarad
tagging: @impawsiblegar @dementedspeedster

[dementedspeedster]

@impawsiblegar replied to your post

It’s way too close to the one they used for wally in Judas Contract

Ugh, it is. 

[machspeak]

@impawsiblegar

Maybe barging onto another team wasn’t the smartest move. Tommy knows that the climate here is different, way different than a bunch of ragtag teenagers banding together to do what they can to fix the world. These are professionals and professionals like things to be done professionally.

Which means minding his ps and qs. Which means keeping his trap shut and not mouthing off any time the boss man tells him to smarten up and fly right. It drives him insane but this is what he wanted, making a difference on a bigger scale, and even if he’s still running off doing his own thing on his down time - he draws a salary here. He has a roof over his head, hot meals, and a team full of people who are patently indestructible.

( he hopes )

And some of them might not take kindly to a former criminal mutant fugitive being their teammate. He’s done his best to stay out of their way, but there’s only so long he can manage that before he straight up loses his mind.

But it’s eight on a Wednesday, a slow day, and he’s had enough of laying low. Tommy’s halfway out the door ( some of his old friends from his younger days are telling him about this rager nearby, they want him there, it’s been so long and he’s in the mood for fun ) when he sees a flash of green on the couch. Nobody else seems to be home. 

( this would be a good bonding opportunity, he hears billy’s voice say, go make a friend)

But that is not what he’s doing. Screw you, imaginary Billy voice, he’s his own man.

He zips over and leans across the back of the couch.

“Hey, you’re like the least boring person on this team. You up for a party?”

[frvckles]

impawsiblegar replied to your post “ship with me you cowards ship with me you cowards”

it's a trap.

me: *shakes fist* u take that back

also me: u know what? ur right

[preciousyellowidiot-blog]

((I love your icon so much. Hahah))

[hyperpulse-blog]

@impawsiblegar || cont. from

“Selective misinformation is still deceitful!” Pout. Even if they were tasty (They weren’t, like most veggie substitutes -- at least not to Bart.) they weren’t very filling (but then, what is to a boy who can eat two pizzas in one sitting and still be hungry? It wasn’t his fault he had a metabolism to match his speed. It wasn’t his fault food processed faster for him than most other people.)

Groan. He looked to the side, folding arms across his chest. “You might like veggie burgers, but that doesn’t mean everyone does...”

This time the ‘groan’ came from his stomach. He rolled his eyes -- he couldn’t just ignore it. “... But fine, I guess. Can I have one?”