#imma tell u a lil secret here in the tags

[smileysuh]

a couple months ago I saw a pic of jaehyun and thought he was hot so I sent the pic to my nctzen friend to ask her who he was and she told me that once you begin to stan him you can’t escape him 😭 it scared the shit out of me and I thought she was just joking but here I am, months later, with a whole ass devotion to this man now

LJDKAJDLAJDS this is such a mood-

Jae really latches on and doesn't let go- he's so- he's timeless. like, even when i stray and check out hyuck and others, Jae's easygoing charm brings me back-

there's something about his quiet calmness, yet he's always at the eye of the storm when shit's going down, a huge grin on his face- ultimate shit disturber, he'll steal your heart and you're never gonna get it back

just accept Jaehyun supremacy ✊😂

[pinkbelugacollective]

i didn’t realize how bad shit had gotten until i scrolled through GL, kota ibushi, and kenny omega tags without my blacklist on, but like.... some of y’all really think kenneth omegaman is relatable huh. like y’all REALLY outchea usin this ship as a coping strategy when you should be logging out and taking a deep breath and going outside, but some fool on the internet gotchu thinkin this dumb yaoi ship from 2009 is the gold standard for lgbt fiction, and the same fool outchea tellin y’all ibushi could be gay, but not really cuz he aint out yet, but he hangin wit ambiguously bi tyson and he’s absolutely not exploiting a vulnerable population right? like he wouldn’t do that right?

some of y’alls aint watch wrestling for more than a few months. it’s obvious, pls don’t deny it, and before y’all hurt yerselves even more, imma let u in on a lil secret- it aint real.

i didn’t realize how insidious some of this historical revisionism had gotten, but folks, im tellin y’all right now- if you think u kenneth omega, you needa log out and reevaluate exactly what the heck u mean cuz that’s not a good thing. i know damn well it aint that hard to google what he’s done since he became the cleaner, and if you think that shit’s ok and feel like you can relate to it, imma really need you to rethink that assertion and maybe get off the internet for a little while cuz kenneth? is a troll. a villain. an antagonist. he’s a gaslighting, self-loathing, victim complex havin lil bitch. if this is something you identify with, log off now.

if u think u ibushi, u need to log out quicker and not watch njpw or roh until this shit arc is over and dead cuz it’s triggersome. if u already caught on to how utterly toxic this BS is at this point and have no investment and aint watchin, good for you, cuz this shit? it’s bad. and don’t feel bad for feeling this way cuz a) you not wrong, and b) y’alls aboutta get a lesson in pro wrestling and why it’s the worst business to ever devote yourself to ever.

out of all the industries that exist to exploit both workers and consumers, pro wrestling really be that gold standard of fuckery. some of y’all really workin ya selves into shoots and puttin ya business on blast thinkin issaboutta change the cold hard fact that this whole mcgoofyass revival of a dead ship was to tap into a hot market. y’alls be clownin fergal devitt over sellin some tshirts, but aint got no problem with kenneth mcgoofyass omegaman not dropping BC, or the yung fucks, or heeldom in general for his ‘beloved.’ come to think of it- has he apologized to ibushi for constantly gaslighting his ass on social media for the past couple of years? or is that shit ok cuz ibushi aint said nuthin about it yet?

yaoi fans, i know you’re reading, but like, im not gonna clown y’all cuz y’all just here for the laughs and i can’t even blame y’all at this point cuz at least y’all be knowin. there aint no rationalizing this shit cuz it really is that bad. oooh boi.

lads, i need y’all to really think about what the hell y’alls doin rn. if u really need validation from poorly written ship manifestos to tell u to that this shit flies, u in for a reckoning. im tellin y’all right now that the rug finna be pulled from underneath y’all, and if kenneth don’t regain control of BC or go monster heel, he gon leave for WWE because kenneth omegaman was only ever interesting as a villain. there, i said it, cherubic yaoi stopped selling in 2012, now the hot new shit is emotionally abusive yaoi, and im tellin y’alls, yer bein played! love is dead! kenneth is evil! if ibushi doesn’t turn, kenneth will! 

maybe this’ll go unread and uncared for, but i mean this as someone who’s had to watch every “good” ship in wrestling burn in flames because nothing makes more money than a violent hindi serial/telenovela/soap opera with immoral romantic relationships...im tellin y’all, yer conning yerselves. more than that, y’alls think painting kenneth as a villain is suddenly negativity. as if the last four years like magically disappeared just because in late january, two slickass businessmen decided to revive a legitimate moneymaker of a tag team and a ship. and some of y’all really think this won’t end in a toxic dump because kenneth told y’all so on the tweeter? im tellin u right now to lose his number, cuz he’s working y’all. he’s working y’all so hard, y’all done worked yerselves into a fuckin shoot. holy shit, in 2018 no less.

[stephaniehq]

heLLo, hello, heLLO!!!!!! i’m taylor and this is the trash princess micaela!! i’m eighteen, from the mtd timezone, use she/her pronounds, and i am sooOOoo excited about this rp!! it’s cute as hell and i’M v excited to mEEt all of u and plot and all that fun stuff!! if u wanna plot u can liKE this or hmu on discord @ totaylly #3063 oR hit me in the dms on here whatever floats ur boat!! but anyWAy under the cut is a lil description of said trash princess???? don’t say i didnt warn u shes the worst. thank u

[ ✧・– SELENA GOMEZ ] – oh, HER ?? that’s MICAELA FONSECA, the TWENTY-THREE year old CIS-FEMALE from WEST EGG. they’re worth around $23.5 MILLION thanks to their RICH ANONYMOUS FATHER WHO GIVES HER MOM AND HER MONEY EVERY MONTH TO KEEP MICAELA A SECRET FROM THE PUBLIC. word around town is that they’re really COMPELLING but also very OBSTREPEROUS. regardless, i’m sure they have an incredibly busy and expensive year ahead of them. [ taylor / eighteen / she/her / mtd ]

BACKSTORY!

okay so as u read above micaela is only rich ‘cause a man of VERY high importance didn’t have a strong pull out game n knocked up her mom??? and he was like holy fuck nOPE this aint getting out to the public so he made a deal w her that if micaela’s mom never told micaela who he was/told anyone who the father was he would literally supply them w millions of dollars!! thats how rich he is so basically micaela grew up v v v v gifted but figured her mom just like won the lottery or some shit??? never questioned the $$. only asked about her dad a few times on like father’s day as a lil kid but when her mom would be like nope not today and would go on her merry way!! 

lived a v v v lavish life because basically her mom had this man bY THe balls cause whatever they wanted he basically had to supply?? HONESTLY there isnt much to say. went to private school. hated it. 

PERSONALITY!

i would describe has a mix of a siren and a baby doll because u dont really have to give a reason for her to explode and get mad @ u but the next second she will be trying to stroke ur hair and shower u w compliments?? is she ok? no. 

imma say that the lack of having a father figure around made her gravitate towards older men perhapS a little bit. queue daddy issues by demi lovato 

very conceited shes not even gna lie about it. LOVES herself n will tell u about her self-love. HONESTLY she’d probably be surprised if someone insulted HER GOD I HATE HER SFKLJD

she is very used to people caring for her and not having to do a thing and that’s what she plans on doing the rest of her life!! hates having to do anything like literally having to do laundry? the worst thing in the world

she!! loves!! attention!! will accept it from ANYONE and EVERYONE. is obsessed. think tinkerbell cause if people forget about her she wiLL wither up nd die. NEEDS TO BE CENTER OF ATTENTION

shes also v popular on social media think like basically kylie jenner level but shes not talented at all??? could probably act if she tried but would rather pose for pics n do skinny teA ads sdlkfjsd

she is genuinely interested in a few things and she isnt DUMB she just doesnt care for like politics n such. economy?? what is that

HONESTLY I JUST REALIZED THINK CHERYL BLOSSOM??? IS THIS EVEN MAKING SENSE PROBABLY NOT. shes down for destruction n being an evil bitch and WILL try to end u but will seem so sweet????

RANDOM FACTS

will sit on ur lap at the worst times possible bc attention<3

probably has fucked a few dads 

parties a lot?? and started early. 

wouldnt feel bad if she broke ur heart but if u broke hers?? bye done shes gonna cry an ocean. gonna post ur nudes on her instagram and tag u 

her and her mom r V close n she loves her with her whole heart

would not be good in a relationship at all because the moment somebody would be like “c’mere baby!!” she’d be rUNNIng its not good

u won’t catch her wearing anything but red, black, or pink??? shes a stereotype i know

has a thing for strawberry champagne and cocaine?? also vodka crans. beautiful

an emotional brat all in all

I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY BASICALLY SHES JUST A BABY WHO WANTS ATTENTION W DADDY ISSUES AND WANTS TO BE HELD AND DRINK ALL THE TIME?? i hate

WANTED PLOTS! 

so to begin i have a HUGE tag of wanted connections right HERE!!! anything in there would be soooOoo appreciated?? but i will also list a few

i want like a squad that’s been together since like kindegarden/grade school n they’ve all probably hooked up at some point n they used to go for joyrides when they were 14 and they are just. the worst but the best?? sighR

RIDE OR DIE

somebody who doesnt fuck w her attitude n shit and is like BYE BITCH

goD somebody shes trynna corrupt/doesnt see the allure of her??? she’s obsessed w them and they are like??? 

drinking buddy/drug buddy

she could have about 93 fwb and be fine w it

all the angst plEase i need it. exes. enemies. frenemies. unrequited love. toxic relationshIp thing please

a chuck n blair kinda deal??

[neokollection]

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A/N: So, this is a lil late for our 8k followers, but if you’re interested in us, hopefully you’ll enjoy this, maybe chuckle a lil- I mean, this is a writing blog so why have an interest in confessions from the writers, it’s irrelevant, isn’t it? Anyway, you guys kinda make me sappy, so we’ll share this with you^^  - Adm Finn

Kuestion #1: Any blog habits?

K: I guess I have a habit of telling you guys imma post something and then I don’t? for like another two days… I’m very sorry pls forgive me

FN: This is embarrassing lol, but I want to let you guys know anyway- I go through almost all the reblogs of posts just to see what people write in the tags~ And when there’s something cute it makes me smile :’)

Kuestion #2: Who do you fantasize about the most?

K: In NCT obviously Jaehyun lol, but overall, I also fantasize about SF9′s Chani a good amount

FN: Hmmm... I think about Yuta and Jae a lot... Mark also bc he’d be such a cute bf, I think about stupid shit like making waffles together- [Since this bih brought up SF9 tho I gotta add Rowoon, my mannnnn]

Kuestion #3: What would be your ideal scenario and with who?

K: Alright, I know I sound stupid but I seriously couldn’t think of something so, I came up with having a tumbling date with Winwin at the beach where we like take videos together and post it or something idk… don’t judge me

FN: Um... a domestic date ahaha- I think it’d be nice to be home with Yuta and have him be super sweet and caring; not be a sly dog or pervy, but just cute things like him making takoyaki balls and u his lil assistant or smthng

Kuestion #4: If you could say anything to any member what would it be and to whom?

FN: Hmm, I’d want to shower Yuta in love- Let him know he’s loved and I appreciate all his hard work and that even though he’s the most handsome man in the world, he’s so much more than just a pretty face. That the way he takes care of and looks after his boys touches my heart and his liberal words just make me fall all the more in love with him- He should pursue his dreams and I’ll support him through thick and thin :’) #sappy

[We’d honestly say the same thing to all the boys so-] K: ???

Kuestion #5: An embarrassing habit?

K: Sometimes when I’m reverse parking, I try to look out the window (while it’s closed) to see where the line is and I end up hitting my head on the glass… yep

FN: Omg, I’m laughing at you Urm, I say ‘ah’ and ‘like’ all the fucking time, both in person and through text too...

Kuestion #6: Saucy secret?

K: One time my boyfriend and I went to go see a movie and I was like giving him a hand job and almost made him cum in his pants :’) [I mean I know ppl write that into fics a lot but irl… I don’t recommend. It’d be messy js…]

FN: Saucy I should have thought of answers before writing these questions... Ooooh, the blog I left before doesn’t know I made this one and yet we’ve talked hfwruahrugh but they don’t know it me, kek

Kuestion #7: Top kinks?

K: Clothed sex obviously my top kink lol, I guess rope bunny (only giving), and edging [and then my there’s my fucking weird ass boner fetish like idek] I’m a switch btw, I’d say I’m like 60% dom and 40% sub

FN: Idk if driving kink is a thing- but yo, when guys drive it’s kinda hot ggiyrgig, degradation, elegant or like just slender, but manly hands in general, omg bih also- when guys have long hair? it luks gross on some dudes, but I’m talkin about like Jeonghan lukin fine af; I’m also a switch, I’d just adapt to what kind of partner I’m with, I like both tho

Kuestion #8: What do you want to say to our 8,000 followers?

K: I LOVE YOU GUYS! Thank you so much for all the love and support you’ve given us up to this point. Ya’ll are the best followers ever

FN: Well, it’s been a long ass ride- Honestly, this might sound kind of dark- but Jaehyun recommended a song called Eternal Sunshine by  Jhene Aiko, and I feel I have similar sentiments. Like, we’ve definitely had way more great moments and interactions than bad^^ I’m happy about that, so thank you~ Hmm... this is so sappy wtf. Well, I just wanted to confront something also; people have said when I talk [on here] I sound cold, bored, etc... Maybe through text my words my words are interpreted differently... But that’s not it haha, I usually don’t take myself seriously and try to make jokes as well as puns. I try to be quite friendly when talking to you guys [unless you don’t seem to be or I’m just supposed to answer a question like ‘where’s ____’]... It’s awkward ppl feel that way about me- AH I’m quite open for you guys :’) even tho I’m also awkward with certain things😅 This is so long, it’s gross. Anyway, thank you guys for not only supporting this sin bin of a blog, but for also supporting NCT and the rookies passionately and respectfully

Yeah- I don’t know how to end this...

💖