#imma steal ur hormones bitch

[shitty-goose-quack]

in a world where the right won

where tucker carlson and ben shapiro are bromancing it up in the white house as pres and vp

where gay marriage was outlawed and people are rewarded for outing children

there is a thriving black market for hormones

now testosterone is as likely to me found in syringes at the back of alleys as HIV and cocaine

i am Avery McGay, hormone dealer extraordinaire, best jaywalker on the lower east side, and im not like other girls

i have a penis