#imma pass out LMAOO

[turnipoddity]

last saw scribbles of the day hee hee

[queenstravelingdarling]

This man really loves me…I am a lucky woman.

[kayslibrary]

Simon Riley's hair obsession (Simon X black reader)

Hi guys! This break was completely unprecedented (it will probably happen again). I just checked my last post date and it was JANUARY 21ST????? I did NOT mean to step away for that long lmaoo But im back! I wanted to dabble in the Cod fandom but I’m a little intimidated idk. There are a lot of different archetypes of the characters, and im a little nervous I won’t do the characters justice or portray them correctly so please give me feedback and or/ KIND critiques if you please! 

Im gonna start my Task Force 141 saga off with Simon (whose surprised lol) and this is gonna be paired with a black afab reader so ENJOY PPL

Warnings~fluff,, Simon being a lovestruck fool

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Simon likes your hair. No, Simon  LOVES your hair. That was one of the first things he noticed when you two first met. When you two were in the earlier stages of dating, he would just stare at your curls. “Beautiful, full curls,” he thought to himself as you would go on about your conversations. Now that you both were living under the same roof, He knows what goes into keeping your hair from frizz and tangles and how much it takes to maintain it. 

“Baby, can you pass me the edge control?” you requested from your shared bedroom, “what control?” He inquired, puzzled “The edge….the blue jar with the black lid on it” “The lid that's hard to open,” he asked as he walked in with 5 bottles and jars cradled in his arms. “Yess that one” you giggled,  pacing over to him to grab the one you were looking for. “This one” you smiled as you nab it from Simon. 

Other times Simon would sit on the bed and gaze at you in awe (homeboy is WHIPPEDD) “Yes Simon?” you groaned at the pain in your arms “Nothing baby doll, continue on” he smiled “Right…FUCK!” the rubberband that you’ve been finagling with popped “baby what's wrong?” he practically teleports to your side. “The stupid rubber band popped ugh” you fume with frustration. “It’s okay honey..here let me help” Simon offers as he puts your hair into a ponytail. “Is this good?” “This is more than good..thank you baby” you sigh with relief. 

To add to that thought, Simon is a big helper!!! Wash days once took 4 hours but now it took 2 hours thanks to the extra help. Like imagine you both in the shower getting clean and you both take turns washing each other's hair??  SO CUTE “Baby you know I can do this myself” Your eyes roll to the back of your skull with please as Simon scratches at the right places “I know but I want to help you. I enjoy it as much as you do” he snorts as the water cascades from the showerhead onto you both. 

OH YEA, you definitely caught him watching those ‘how to care for kinky hair’ videos sometimes, you find it admirable that he would take the time to educate himself apart from what you tell him. “Wanna help out more” he kisses you with devotion because let's be real HE WHORESHIPS THE GROUND YOU WALK ONNNN. 

Before you, he didn’t know the first thing about protective styles, different hair products for your hair, how to wrap it at night but now that hes with you, he understands and for you guys anniversary he surprised you with a heap of gifts BUT ALSO surprised you by braiding your hair for you. Who needs a hair salon when you have one built into your partner (huge money saver LMAOO) 

In conclusion, I think Simon Riley would be OBSESSED with your hair whether it be in braids, out and about, or straight. “You look good in everything, hell you could be bald. I’d still love you the same” he’d grin.

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Author note- i love this? Hello? 10/10 crumbs and the table are GONE. i love simon but i am a rudy girl what can i say IMMA WRITE FOR HIM NEXT WATCHHHH but yea its good for me to get back into my groove. Glad to be back pookies be safe wherever you are!! Bye now!!

[lionheartedscout]

//anyway, i liveeeeeee

the past few weeks have been busy with work and life in general, and then I legit just returned from my trip to the Grand Canyon so that was fun lmaoo

imma lurk here for a bit before i go pass out, but I hope to be more active once things have calmed down a bit <3

[the-kr8tor]

My possible predictions for chapter 7 (or something similar doesnt have to be exactly the same but i feel as if something will bring out the crazy side/traumatized side of hobie. And so much more im so sorry for this)

I cant wait for the enxt chapter so excited, your writing is always so good. God am i scared for it. Why do i have this gut wrenching feeling that reader is gonna get hurt badly withing this and hobie goes manic. Like absolutely loses his shit from trauma and for caring for her. I absolutely have a feeling hobie might almost die from maybe impulsive or rash decisions if reader gets harmed…. Because its gonna make him think back to mj and hes literally gets ready and probably kindly tortures people just being so sweet after being manic from what happened, can totally see him getting back, covered and bloodied from other blood and his. He is right by reader who is possibly passed out and he looks at her and just apologizes one last time before grabbing her passing out himself with her. Fin has to pull his grip off of her so miles and teh other can think about how readers done this and they have to make sure to get both of them bandaged up. Reader wakes up earlier and is mildly surprised at how good they did until she sees hobie bot to far from her hurt as well.

God why is my thoughts already going to how chapter 7 will be! God im so happy about this i love theorizing and making things, makes me super happy especially if i get things correct or it geos that way withing the story. Or something similar. My minds running for chapter 7 and i literally cannot wait for it. Gonna be so happy for it and im gonna hype you up on it fr fr (imma hype you up throughout the whole book tf?)

:D

I love your stories! Do take care of yourself

I squealed when i saw this!! Im always so excited to see your theories and thoughts on bdas!! It literally encourages me to keep writing!! (Any thoughts on my writing really!!)

*me chanting* theories! theories! theories! theories! theories! theories! theories! theories! theories!!!

I love it too when a theory is right bc it means I conveyed all the foreshadowing and details clearly in my writing!!! I literally go: bravo 👏 the only downside is I can't confirm them just yet LMAOO

THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️ (pls do hype me up im gonna need it for writing 7 😭) LY!! Pls take care too!! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[egokillr]

I just danced around ofr 30 mins listening to collide w out tyga reverb and sped up, my mindset playlist Blasting as well while repeating my affs in my head. As time passed it became easier to say the affs and I started to believe them.

I see what yall mean when you say you change your self concept in a day. I don't even follow neville's teachings anymore but I came across a few quotes that resonated w me and I finally see what he means and why you tell us to persist:

“Although you may now seem to be what you do not want to be, all you need do to change it, and to prove the change by circumstances in your world, is to quietly assume that you are that which you now want to be, and in away you do not know you will become it.” and “The best denial is total indifference. Things wither and die through indifference. They are kept alive through attention.”

I prefer to continuously tell myself I have what I want rather than do any methods and such bc it's worked for me before and I was so mad at myself bc i remember asking someone on here if manifesting is just telling yourself what you want to hear and they denied it so I was like oh okay. IM MAD AT MYSELF BC I SHOULDVE IGNORED IT LMAOO. I manifested wifi back with, just telling myself it'll come back on whenever I thought of it. Nothing else. I was shocked lmao. I found my way of manifesting so imma get a new self concept so I won't worry anymore and pay attention to undesired stuff.

ooo thats so fun 🥹💭 its so true that it doesn’t take time to transform your self concept. it just takes a decision/ realization that you’re already god. you can change who you are in the snap of your fingers! isn’t it cool!

“the best denial is total indifference…” this is so true- as well as “let the dead bury the dead.” some things are harder to ignore, however, focusing on the desired state will basically cancel out the old state, if that makes sense! plus, its much more fulfilling and enjoyable to stay in the wish fulfilled.

bro who is out here overcomplicating the law 😭😭 because naw you’re right. all you need to do is persist fr!! you got it anon, keep it up 😙😙💗💗

[khaleesiofalicante]

A little update!! And yeah, I also don't understand why is everyone flirting with everyone here lmao

Ok, so remember the girl that wanted to flirt with my friend. Let's call this friend... Mark😂

So, Mark had a girlfriend. Which, btw, is so funny bc when you start hanging out with him he seems really cold and kinda antisocial and grumpy and Not romantic at all. But then you get to know him and he is the opposite!!

I mean he is sarcastic and kinda cold but then he talks to us about his girlfriend and it's literally so different from what we expected!! He is sweet and talks about her so casually and fondly and is always telling us how she is good at this, or they went to this place on the weekend, or they have this best friends kinda vibe, or the flowers he is planning to give her on their anniversary, etc

All my friends and I were shocked 😂 and other people from our class think of him as serious and rude but we are now just like: "Nah, he just looks like it, but he is actually nice when you get to know him🥰"

Anyway, this girl gave her number to other friend named... Josh, so she could pass us the exam (and he also kinda liked her, she is really pretty so I can't blame him😂), and then asked said friend for Mark!! But Mark didn't reply bc he is obviously not interested!!

But after some talking with Josh about Mark we came to the conclusion that she didn't ask for Mark, she asked for Andrew!!!

Now that made more sense bc as I have told you, many girls like him for some reason lmaoo

And that's it. Josh kinda has a crush for her, she asked for Mark based on physical description but in reality she asked for Andrew based on personality 😂

Oh, and remember Simon? Yeah, he definitely likes me romantically but now I have to do the whole "I like you as a friend" thing😭 I am too old for that why me???

FIRST OF ALL - IMMA NEED TO MAKE A MAP FOR THIS SHIT BECAUSE NOW THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE.

Mark has book boyfriend vibes 😶‍🌫️ and poor simon be gentle with him 😅

AND YES YOUR UNI IS STILL THE MOST UNHINGED PLACE ON EARTH. IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE SCHOOLS ON THE NETFLIC SHOWS (not a compliment noah)

[heythere-mel]

If they do a Bachelor/Bachelorette sketch with him as Din imma pass out 🤣

LMAOO yo if we get ANY of his characters showing up again I’m gonna pass tf away!! If it were Din, I would want it to be some goofy knock off armor 😂 we’re in for such a treat tonight y’all!!

[thekidkelly]

imma put some personal shit under here that’s really just a long vent so if u don’t wanna read it feel free to scroll past lmaoo

today i realized just how not fucking normal i am bro. like okay so everything was fine until i got to class this morning and like. in my classroom there was this incessant goddamn clicking like it wasn’t the clock it wasn’t the projector maybe it was the heater or something i don’t fucking know but it was driving me goddamn insane so i couldn’t focus on what my professor was saying but it didn’t even matter cus i can’t stand the way the guy talks okay like he talks in a single goddamn run on sentence and he has this stupid goddamn inflection to his voice that i can’t stand and anyway the whole 50 minutes i’m trying to ignore the clicking but i can’t cus like a flip of a switch everything i was wearing was suddenly the most uncomfortable fucking thing i’ve ever put on okay like. this sweater i wore had the fucking elastic hanger straps or whatever the fuck and i could not fucking stand the way it felt on my shoulders and my back but there’s nothing i can do about it cus im sitting in class and i had to go work right afterwards. so the 50 minutes passes by like fucking molasses and i can still hear the goddamn clicking even though it’s not there and i go to work and i have to make so many goddamn copies it’s not even funny. and my senses are dialed up to 12 and my clothes feel like fire on my body and for two and a half HOURS i have to deal with that while listening to the fucking copy machine make a million fucking copies and i have to make 8 copies of this like 250 page long document but i have to do it in sections so it takes two and a half fucking hours and when i’m making the piles they have to be just right so i’m wasting mental energy trying to make them just right even though it doesn’t fucking matter cus it was all gonna get fucked up anyway cus i was gonna have to put everything together and then after the two and a half hours i have to go put all this shit in binders and when i’m putting it in the binders i start getting more frustrated cus i have to grab just the right size stack of papers otherwise it won’t fit the rings right and every time i fuck up i get more and more frustrated and then i finally fucking finish it and i walk outside and i can feel the fucking ice through my shoes and on my feet even though it’s not even that cold out and i never feel that shit ever so the whole walk back to my car all i can think about is how i can feel it colder on the balls of my feet than my heels and all i wanna do when i get to my car is just sit for a minute but there’s someone waiting for me to back out as soon as they see me walk to my car so i have to leave right away and then i get home and all i wanna do is lay down and close my eyes for thirty fucking minutes but i can’t cus they start plowing and shit right under my window and i get so fucking frustrated and right when they leave my partner gets out

of work and i love talking to them i really do so i feel bad if i don’t answer so i answer and then i’m like well im not gonna get to close my eyes so let me do my homework and i have this fucking study review thing that counts towards my grade and it won’t let you do it in one day and it’s due fucking tonight so i’m gonna lose points and i’m venting all my frustration to my partner and then i apologize cus i felt like i dumped shit on them and that’s not fair and then they were like “that’s what im here for like im meant to be your sounding board when these days happen it’s okay to have bad days you don’t need to apologize for that” and then i really did cry even though i hadn’t let myself all day and fuck bro i hate this i fucking hate it

[brick-a-doodle-do]

BRICK! YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!! HAVE MANY QUESTIONS!

You do not have to answer them all

I definitely didn't steal some of your questions because you ask really good questions and my brain struggled to think of any new ones...

favourite dsmp era?

what song do you think will be #1 on your spotify wrapped?

the reason you got into g/t?

favourite season?

chocolate or vanilla?

top 3 dsmp members (yes I'll make you pick 3 >:D)

a trope you wish came up more in gt/non g/t

favourite trope outside of gt

if you had a choice of a date, would you go to a restaurant or a movie?

favourite Broadway show (this is an essential question Brick)

do you believe in star signs and if they're accurate?

favourite head cannon you've come up with (gimme, gimmie, gimmie)

favourite c! ship? (any fandom and what one)

drawing or writing?

digital or traditional drawing?

acyrlic paint or water colour?

are you left handed or right handed? ambidextrous?

what's your or fav eye colour

first dsmp cc you watched?

Do you have YouTube Premium, or do you value money?

t!george & g!dream or g!george & t!dream?

favourite au in this fandom? If I don't get a link, Imma be sad.

If you could meet only one dsmp member irl, who would you meet?

thoughts on the people trying to speak to you about your cars extended warranty?

all time fav movie?

what's something you wished you received more of on your blog?

are you mad at me for poaching your questions?

and finally, have you ever had a secret account? (for any platform)

M A N Y W O R D S . . .

LOVE YOU GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG HI THANK YOU ILYSM !!!!!!

i will answer them all because you answered them all, it's only fair :D

pff that's totally fine, i was hoping you would cause some of these i have the answer for locked and loaded dsjfhgdnf

POGTOPIA!!! (AS OF RIGHT NOW) and I mean the pogtopia where techno and tommy are bonding, dream is teaming up with them to fight wars, tommy and sapnap and sam are making drugs, c!quackity hasn't gone all serious yet (i still love when he is don't get me wrong, you can't ever get a bad c!quackity), niki's helping commit arson and destroy a tower, like that shit is good and something i really enjoy. but pogtopia is on thin ice rn because of fucking pogtopia!wilbur, like i'm so pissed at him right now, leave tommy alone so he can bond with his friends :( ANSHDNF SORRY FOR THAT RAMBLE

oh gosh there's so many songs that i've listened to on repeat, i have a tendency to do that for certain events, no clue why,,,, but i think it'll probably be out of my league or the masochism tango. or some broadway song---i hope it's not the story of the phantom istg

dsmp, ngl. i've always liked that whole mini thing and didn't really know it was g/t (like you) but once i did, the first thing that popped up while scrolling this app on the g/t tag was dsmp g/t, and i think that's pretty funny because at the time i knew what the dsmp was but wasn't particularly interested in it, and i joined the fandom as soon as i saw those g/t posts. both fandoms helped each other lmaoo

fall primarily, but summer vibes can be nice

quackity, wilbur and george, they're my beloveds and i'll hold them close C: (in no specific order..)

i require more spider-man!tommy aus, i love them dearly. but as for tropes i kind of wish that there were more immortality fics without a happy ending. (spoilers for passerine and his curse of binding), pass!techno got to finish his life and hcob tommy got to live past 16, like that's a good ending (and let's be honest i sobbed at "there, nestled among the pink strands, delicate as a bird’s wing, was a single gray hair" but STILL for g/t, i want a fic where there's a colony in a craft store, because imagine the possibilities!!!! there's mini furniture in there, tons of things to make more furniture, and no matter how much they take, the store still gets to restock, because who would think a rat would take crafting supplies?

i'd probably go to a restaurant, but not a fancy one, because i really don't think that going to a movie theatre is all that romantic,,,

HAMILTON!! heathers is close behind, then probably rent and six :D

i kind of do, i can't say that i don't because yk there's no proof that they don't and there's a lot of things that make me think they do,,

ohhhh i don't think of headcannons ever,,, so i'm going to resort to using my own aus and my own worldbuilding session to give you this: curiosity!wilbur, after the two of them get out (:0), wilbur is extremely paranoid of doors, like he leaves the door to everyone's room cracked open, and hates leaving the house or going into it. the first time he went to tommy's house, it took techno dragging him in by the collar to get him inside, to which he was not happy,,

if it has to be a canon ship, then probably schlatt & quackity (at least i think it was canon) but again that's really based on lore so maybe karlnapity,,, anyway um for fanon, tnt duo is always >>> (can you tell i like quackity? lmao) and i in no way want them to get together, i just want that awkward romance, the whole thing with wilbur being for it and quackity being entirely unamused, i love that

writing, can't draw for the life of me lmao

traditional if i don't have a stylus

probably acrylic

i'm left handed!! :D

my eyes are brown and i like maroon-y eyes (looking at you wilbur, quackity, and george)

i actually have no fucking clue, i've been trying to remember for a good half a year now. i'm going to go see if i can find it and update you,,,,, okay nope i can't find it. but it's gotta be ranboo, there's no way it's not---i watched him so early, he's the first cc i followed on twitch AND the first cc i subbed to on youtube so it's gotta be him. i can very briefly recall watching something that looked a lot like lore (or at least they were on the server) and it was when i was searching up dsmp content, and i've narrowed that video down to one of three people: tommy, george, or one of those dsmp channels that follows lore. not sure which it was, don't think i ever will :'D

i value money, i'm not sure why someone would ever want youtube premium

ooooh that's a hard one, i think i'm going to say t!george and g!dream, the classic. but that's not to say that i don't love a t!dream

ooohohohoh okay hmm a classic answer would be tiny streamer au by @.corysmiles because who doesn't like a good ol' classic au? :D hmm close to that is supervillain and super...tiny? also by cory cause the interaction between tommy & wilbur in chapter two is just JSHGDNF /pos AND OH I FORGOT SUPERMARKET AU!! THAT FUCKING THING IS SUCH /VPOS IT'S JUST THE BEST THING TO EVER EXIST!! and lastly giant foster au. all basic answers because my g/t interest stays confined to tumblr and only this circle of creators lmaoo

honestly i really wouldn't want to meet any of them cuz idk social things but probably quackity, he seems genuinely so sweet, then maybe tommy? i think he'd be really easy to talk to :D

...............

ooh that's so difficult!!! :( but i think it's going to be the fear street trilogy, and if you want a specific movie, then fear street: 1978 (the second one) cause C'MON ITS SO GOOD!! and IT is always top tier for me despite the movie being shit,,,,

honestly i don't rlly know, because i get asks both when i'm asking and i'm not asking, and i think i get a pretty good amount of attention on my fics, there's not really a thing i would change :D because my goal was 100 followers and now i've achieved that, so i'm just kinda vibing here now,,

no i'd never be mad at you, these questions are lovely :D

*looks at this account* okay but seriously speaking, no one irl knows of this account,, and as for secret to this community, i did have a sideblog for a bit to interact with another one of my interests but i decided to get rid of it C:

BECKY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THESE!!!! I LOVE ANSWERING QUESTIONS >:DDD

[blood-sta1ned-blonde]

every time i reach up to unplug or plug in my fairy lights it feels like imma pass out n thats on malnutrition prolly but lmaoo

[bug4bee]

If you’re basing it off of the movie, mayyybe? I never got around to watching it so I don’t quite know the plot. Imma put a read more and elaborate on the version of the story I’m familiar with there ✌️

In the version of the story I read for a class in college a few years back, Gawain spends more time with the green knights “wife” who he is, in essence, explicitly told he is not allowed to flirt with while he hides out and waits for his death duel date. The wife escalates her advances a bit each day while the green knight in disguise is out hunting, and Gawain refuses politely. (The knight also brings home a different animal from the hunt each day that represents smth but I don’t remember what they mean lmaoo)

Either way Gawain does such a good job not flirting back with this woman save for a chaste kiss on the cheek that she gives him a girdle to wear in the duel against the knight. She says it’ll save his life, so he wears it when it’s time to leave. The green knight just kinda gives him a paper cut on the throat for giving his wife that kiss, but otherwise they’re chill and Gawain is free to go home. His buddies tease him for disappearing on a quest and coming back wearing a women’s girdle, though.

So, I figured it would feel more like Marcille accepting the duel against the Green Knight Laois. Overzealous as ever and eager to prove herself, Marcille cuts off his head— at which point he picks it up, laughs, and tells her to find him in a year so he can even the score. Marcille freaks out for a solid few months before finally packing up and hurriedly going on this quest to prove how not afraid she is of this guy, only to scare herself out of going at the last minute and scramble for a place to hideout until the date she has to fight the green knight passes.

She’s extremely lucky, because in the woods is a kind hunter named Laois who lives with his sister, Falin. Laois invites her to stay, but on the condition Marcille doesn’t bother his sister for any reason. Each morning Laois leaves to go hunt for dinner, and each day Falin bothers Marcille, who is doing her damndest to ignore this woman in her personal space. She caves when Falin falls and nicks her chin on the stairs, kissing it better for her.

As thanks for healing her and being oh so kind, Falin gives Marcille her girdle, telling her it’ll protect her from the knight. Marcille leaves the next day wearing a visibly much too large girdle over her outfit like its armor.

She meets green knight Laois again, ready to get her head chopped off, only for Laois to cut her in the same place Falin had cut on her own chin. No more, no less. There’s a long pause before he goes “well! That was fun!” And Marcille is like “?????” Because huh? He was supposed to kill her??

But all she ever really did was be Marcille and not some jackass, so she really only got payback for the smooch. Marcille goes back home, confused but enthused to be alive and eager to share her story of love and adventure, only for her guild mates to tease her for wearing a girdle that’s clearly the wrong size on the *outside* of her clothes.

I pictured it with a much more comedic tone, but if you’re looking for the drama? Ooo… Kabru would be so very, very good. Especially with Gawain’s main character drive really being to prove himself noble. Uncowardly. Same for Toshiro. I am super taking inspo regardless of what direction you choose to go in— I’m digging the idea of Marcille in some fancy schmancy armor hard core rn

what if i drew a Dunmeshi Green Knight AU. for fun and profit.

[pinky-glitz]

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴋɪɴᴋs? 1

These are my head canons for various BNHA characters kinks. Minors DNI Warnings: Pet play, voyeurism, praise, degradation, spit, bondage, choking, video recording, impact play

Hawks

Has a pet play kink lmaoo can you blame him 😂

Loves to buy you collars with the little bell in the middle that rings with every shake or the ones with a metal hoop so that he can attach a leash on it. If you have a mutant quirk like a tail or ears it really does it for him but if you don’t no problem he’ll buy some faux ears and a tail butt plug.

Plus he doesn’t mind being the pet. Wants to be used by you wholeheartedly and let go of control for once.

Pet names, he’ll call you by with the most syrupy voice, “Kitten~”, “Bunny~”, “Baby.”

Has a praise kink! Bruhhh praise this dude in bed it really does it for him. Tell him how good he’s fucking you and how much you love his touch. You can call him a good boy. Because let’s be honest Hawks is a switch. He’ll dom you one day and be a subby baby the next.

Oral king. Hunny he’s eating you out like his life depends on it. He ain’t afraid to try the back door but if he asks you to sit on his face don’t let him repeat himself. SIT

Also into light bondage 🪢😏

Dabi

Spit kink. Sorry I don’t make the rules. This guy just enjoys it. Hooking his finger in your mouth and spitting in it just makes him super hard.

Impact play heheheh he has you across his lap, spanking your cheeks till they’re hot and bruised. Also fingering you while spanking, definitely smacks your pussy too but not too hard.

Orallllll receiving! He loves watching you swallow his cock. Damn the sight is so hot he can cum right there and then. You sucking, pouting and crying with your make up a mess and saliva dripping from your lips makes him feral. Like fuck it!

Degradation! He’s degrading tf out of you. Calling you a slut, a dirty fucking whore. Yes he just enjoys that while he’s pounding you to oblivion spilling words like

“You stupid slut. You love my cock don’t you, love it when I fuck your dirty tiny hole. Imma fuck you stupid, you cock hungry whore.”

Choking. Sorry just watching you gasp and the delirious look in your eyes when he’s slamming into your warm pussy is just the cherry on top of the sundae for him. It can’t be helped that your walls clamp extra tight when you’re on the brink of unconsciousness

Might have a voyeurism kink. Damn will fuck you in public if you’re down. Take you to a back alley and shift your panties to the side and drill you so hard you’ll be screaming his name while you cream on his cock. Seeing people pass by with weird looks towards you two but you don’t care.

Aizawa

Pet playyyyy 😂😂😂 you’re his kitten and that’s final. This guy takes his time to buy all the outfits and stuff to treat his little kitten well. Very spoilt thing.

He’s a mild guy tbh. Doesn’t like things in extremities. Very vanilla but he doesn’t care tbh

However BONDAGE. You begged him to bring the ropes into the bedroom and he reluctantly did so because to him the ropes are meant for bad guys and you told him you were a bad girl and that ended with you bound together while he plugged up your needy hole.

You address him as Sir. Sksksks when he’s domming your ass you don’t address him as anything else.

Oral but mostly giving. He wants you on the table, legs spread while he’s on his knees eating you out like a champion, giving kitten licks to your clit while you grab onto his messy black hair for a grip on reality

Into video taping your sexual adventures. He has his phone in hand while he’s giving it to you from the back and you’re whining, watching your ass clap and bounce on his cock. Zooming the camera on your gushing pussy and his thumb that is rubbing hard on your puffy clit or when you’re riding him and spelling his name with that pussy he’s obsessed with. Definitely watches the videos when he’s free and they’re locked away from anyone.

[conniespringerblkwife]

Yelena Headcanons

(Yelena x Female Reader | NSFW)

A/N: I admit I have a little crush on Yelena and WHAT ABOUT IT?? I was inspired by this TikTok

Warnings: Fluff, Smut: Fingering, Oral (Female Receiving), Ass Eating (LMAOO), uhh Yelena has a strap BAHAH, Marking

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Songs I listened to while writing:

Babooshka by Kate Bush (ofc)

Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Judas by Lady Gaga

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

(I listened to all of these songs slowed down)

How you two met:

-When you first met Yelena, you were 20 years old and you worked at a cafe.

-Yelena came to that cafe everyday and would sit there and sip on a cup of coffee while reading.

-You knew you were attracted to her, but too nervous to speak to her because of her intimidating presence. But one day you mustered up the courage to talk to her.

-As you were pouring her coffee you said a hello softly and she didn't hear you because she was too engrossed in her book.

-YOU LITERALLY DIED FROM EMBARRASSMENT...you didn't even realize you the coffee was overfilling until she looked over at you. "Uhh, the coffee is over flowing." (THAT WAS YOUR 13th REASON! )

-Yelena watched you clean up the mess and tilted her head softly as she stared at your features. She thought how cute you were and found herself smirking. "What's your name?"

-The moment you told her, you were in for a long journey.

Pre-dating:

-Even though two weren't together, you enjoyed Yelena's presence and so did she.

-Yelena would constantly flirt with you and would always have a smug on her face as she watch you trip over your words or hit her in embarrassment.

-She stares a lot too.

-She would stare at your legs, ass, chest, face. SHE JUST LOVES LOOKING AT YOU

-One time you were telling her about your day and even though she was looking at you, she wasn't listening. She was too busy staring at your lips and thinking about how bad she wanted to kiss you. She didn't even notice you asked her a question, until you touched her hand.

-You told her she was cute when she zoned out and this time, she was the one to get flustered.

Confessing to Yelena:

-The day you confessed to her you were nervous asf.

-You made sure to look pretty before you told her.

-When you tried to tell her, you were rambling and she started to slowly lose her patience.

-"What is it y/n?"

-"I like you...a lot Yelena." Yelena didn't say anything for a bit and you felt your heart slowly start to break. "I'm sorry I shouldn't had said that. Just forget it."

-Yelena then pulls your arm and presses her lips to yours.

-She was waiting for you to say something. "Took you long enough." You were shocked that she knew. "It was pretty obvious."

Dating Yelena:

-The day after you confessed to Yelena, another part of herself was revealed.

-You realized that her love language was touch, which took some time for you to get used to.

-Yelena couldn't go one day without touching you.

-While you're working at your desk, she would wrap her arms around your shoulder and press her lips in the crook of your neck, which was distracting and when you told her, she would bite the skin in response. She didn't care if you were working she just wanted to feel you.

-While you're brushing your teeth she would wrap her arms around your waist and kiss the back of your neck.

-When you're cooking she would grip your waist and bring you in close to her chest and tell you how much of a good cook you are.

-Yelena also loves cuddling. She loves it when you two bodies are tangled together. Your legs wrapped around her waist as you massaged her hair with your hands.

-She would kiss your forehead while rubbing circles on your exposed skin.

-Because Yelena is longer than you and your bed was small , you would giggle at how she would fold her body up fit.

-Yelena also loves playing with your fingers, especially when shes stressed. She would rub each of your nails with her thumb, kiss them, and sometimes bite them

-She also likes doing face masks with you. One time you gave her a whole face routine and she loved every second of it. She loved the way you smoothed out the mask with your fingers so delicately and when you kissed her on the lips before placing the lip mask on her mouth.

-You had to keep pinching her side, because she kept smiling, but she couldn't help it, you were so close to her and she wanted nothing more than to grab you.

NSFW:

-Like i said before Yelena love language is touch and sometimes she can get a little too touchy, especially when she's horny.

-If you two are cuddling and shes in the mood, she would slide her hands down to your ass and start to knead the fat gently and while slowly grind into you.

-She loves it when you would breathe against her neck when you start to lose control, it drove her crazy.

-She loves going down on you and watch how you fall apart from just her tongue.

-She eats you out for her pleasure not yours. One night you two were watching Netflix and you were enjoying the movie, but her thoughts were somewhere else. She was between your thighs and started rubbing your pussy through you shorts. One thing lead to another and next thing you know the screen on the TV says, "Are you still watching?" (You two most definitely were not ;)

-Yelena really wants you to sit on her face but she hasn't mentioned it to you yet, afraid that you might say no.

-Remember how I said Yelena stares a lot? Well when she was hitting it from the back, she watched your asshole clench around nothing, and thought it was adorable so she decided to pull out and eat your ass out.

-At first you were shocked, but that soon turned into pleasure when her tongue swirled around your hole.

-Yelena is the type to degrade you and praise you while doing it. "I love you so much my little slut." or "You taste so good I can't get enough of you."

-She's obsessed with marking your whole body. She would leave hickies all over your chest and thighs, especially when she was jealous or when she knows you have an important event the next day.

-Even though you scold her and give her the silent treatment for the day, for not listening to you, she doesn't care and would do it again (HEHE).

-Yelena is into bondage. She likes tying your hands to your headboard and would hold your pretty thighs down as she fucks you.

-If you scratch her back during sex, she would go faster and won't stop until your dazed (she would literally fuck you stupid). One time you passed out when you two did it. You were so embarrassed and top of that she wouldn't let it go. "Imma fuck you till you pass out...just like last time"

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Pls by all means tell us more about the hs au!! Do the boys get into any trouble? Any relationships?

HELL YEAH a chance for me to talk abt this au thank you for asking abt it :D it mainly revolves around the main four + occasionally Alluka actually!! 

they’re all neighbors living in this cul-de-sac and u already know they’re gonna be visiting each other almost every day !! imma be talking abt my favs but if anyone wants to know abt the main four then dont be afraid to ask :) 

ill put everything under the cut lol bc its kinda long lol

- phinks, fei, nd Shal always get into some trouble. they’re literally the most unlikeliest of friends, but they all fuel each others energy in the worst way possible LOL. phinks (sometimes fei) is usually the one that comes up with the idea, feitan always agrees with it, and then shalnark is the one that usually thinks of the consequences but at the same time goes along with it

- even though shal loves hanging around them, phinks and feitan are pretty close with each other. they both rlly enjoy each other’s company and they almost ALWAYS start trouble when they’re together. they’re always out a lot bc they never like staying at home, so Phinks + fei are always out doing something to pass the time

- now more abt shal: I love the idea of everyone perceiving him as this pretty boy who gets good grades and gets a long with everyone, but deep deep down this mf is a little trouble maker LMAOO. i like the idea of him just spreading rumors around just for his entertainment to see how shit goes down 💀and since LOTS of ppl trust him, shal knows a LOT of secrets from ppl (imagine him just owning a burn book lmfaoao).

- of course the only few ppl who see right through this are DEFINITELY ppl like machi and feitan (and some other troupe members + maybe even Leorio and kurapika)

- for relationships: hmm I dont rlly emphasize any relationships in this au except for like killugon and such,, but hisoka and illumi and chrollo all have this thing going on that idk how to describe 💀💀hisoka is always flirting with them, and illumi is always “😐” with it, but still kind of enjoys Hisoka's company(mainly bc he doesn’t hang out w/ anyone else). chrollo is pretty whatever abt Hisoka’s flirting, but sometimes he likes to just play into it in his own way lol

- ALSO PAKUMACHI !! a bunch of flirting between the two of them. machi has this soft spot for her, and she rlly likes Paku’s presence bc there’s something so calm she finds abt it. Paku usually likes to tease her with a bunch of (lowkey) flirtatious jokes which makes machi very bashful aghhhh so cute

- MORE ABT THE TROUBLE TRIO + sports !! Shalnark plays basketball and im conflicted with phinks either playing the same OR baseball. feitan doesn’t do any sports. he definitely has the potential to be great at something but he honestly likes spending after school by himself doing something quiet orrr out w his friends

- almost of all of the troupe members like to skip school 💀 the most responsible would def be Franklin and chrollo. Franklin always reminds these mfs (specifically uvo, Nobu, and sometimes shizuku bc she’s forgetful), to do their damn hw

- also ofc kurapika literally hates all of them

I have so so many hc’s but I dont wanna make this too long yknow ? if u wanna know more abt some other characters ill be more than happy to answer :D

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Reviewing My Anime 10/10's *Relatively* Spoiler-Free

Note: What I rank a 10/10 is very specific and obviously very subjective to my own. Something can only be a 10/10 if I already consider it a 9/10 AND I must have rewatched it. I am someone who typically does not rewatch/reread anything, unless it's something I truly absolutely enjoy. With that being said, because of the requirements, I only have 4 animes that I rank 10/10, and tbh only one of those animes would get that ranking from the general anime audience. The rest are SO SO SO specific to my particular tastes that I would be absolutely stunned if someone also had the same four as me, because the requirement is so specific. Imma make another post eventually for my 9/10's because I think that list makes a lot more sense for a general anime audience lmaooo.

Soooo, in order of least personal to most personal (although obviously they're all personal to me lol) we have:

1. Psycho-Pass

Recommended for people who: are really into that dark dystopian future society vibes, are fans of Ghost in the Shell, like detective/crime stories

Okay, for a few people, this one actually probably makes some sense. At the moment, it has an 8.37 on myanimelist which means this anime is super well liked. I've watched this anime twice, first the original and then the second time I watched the director's cut (yes that exists lol). Overall, I'm a huge fan of the entire Psycho-Pass anime series as a whole. I've watched all three seasons, as well as two of the movies. I didn't watch any of the Sinners of the System ones cuz tbh I literally couldn't find an english sub of that anywhere, it just doesn't exist lol. I think it's okay cuz the ratings for the Sinners of the System trio of movies seems meh. I've actually watched Psycho-Pass the Movie like three/four times LMAO but that's simply cuz a movie is obviously much quicker to watch than an entire anime season. Like just objectively, the Psycho Pass series as a whole is very inconsistent in quality due to the fact that it's all original, so they do technically just make up everything as they go lol. Season two is all right (I think it gets more hate than it should), three is good but season one by far is the absolute best in the entire series. I'd argue the movie is technically my absolute favorite out of the whole IP, but I actually give the movie an 8/10. The movie, because of being obviously way shorter, simply does not have the deep controversial and philosophical lines of thought that season one has. It lacks that extra depth that would make me put it anything higher than an 8. The two main characters have good chemistry as a crime-fighting duo and the main villain's rivalry/relationship with the male lead is super compelling. The female lead is meant to be relatively naive/more on the innocent side which works with the plot as it allows the show to naturally explain and give more exposition as to the actual world and rules of Psycho-Pass without having it seem so ham-fisted or just throwing info to the audience.

2. Violet Evergarden

Recommended for people who: cry to sad movies, like gorgeous animation, are very empathetic, like vignette-esque storytelling

All right if you even remotely consider yourself an avid anime fan, then this anime is probably also somewhere on your 10/10 list or at least an anime you consider to be "very good." That is, unless you are that very vocal minority who simply really just REALLY do not like this anime for some god forsaken reason. However, in my honest opinion, I think an anime like this just really doesn't sit well with ... how do I put this blunty ... people who do not give a fuck about other people or anyone else's feelings but their own. Basically, IF YOU ARE SELFISH, A NARCISSIST, EGOTISTICAL, OR ANY SORT OF COMBO OF THOSE THREE, YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS ANIME. And if you do, you probably don't think you're any of those things. Because of the anime's very premise, I find it very difficult to see a very self-centered/heartless person particularly enjoying this anime. The whole premise of this anime is that the main character who, because of her upbringing, doesn't understand feelings/emotions, especially the concept of love, grows as a human and slowly begins to learn what love is. The show does this by showing multiple sets of characters meant to represent different types of love (romantic, familial, platonic, etc). The vocal minority of people I've seen give Violet Evergarden bad ratings all typically argue that although beautiful, the anime doesn't have any substance/doesn't really mean anything. If that's honestly all you got after watching the entire show, then you deadass just don't get it, and you probably will never ever get it. If you've seen or heard of Vivy: Fluorite Eye's Song, than just know that these two animes are VERY very similar in vibe despite being technically different genres. However, I personally found the themes and concepts in Vivy are done much more masterfully in Violet Evergarden which I think is due to Vivy's heavier focus on a story-driven overarching plot/action as opposed to Violet Evergarden's focus more on emotional impact/an episodic format. I've watched the entire series and I've rewatched the main show twice. TBH you can probably skip the gaiden movie AKA the one set at the girl's academy it was highkey pointless. Compared to the opera episode they added as a "special", the gaiden movie was still good but I wish resources were dedicated to something that actually added to the story. ALSO YES I KNOW ITS A GAIDEN AKA A SIDE STORY AKA FILLER SO YES NO DUH IT DIDNT ADD ANYTHING, BUT STILL. As for the main show, I think I cried for three episodes (the one about the playwright/author I forgot lol, the mother and daughter, and the soldier). On my rewatch, I didn't cry but I still deeply cared for and related to the characters. Violet Evergarden is a beautiful anime with a beautiful story.

3. ACCA: 13-ku Kansatsu Ka

Recommended for people who: like bread and bakeries, don't mind a very chill and slow-paced story, like stories about political intrigue and hidden agendas

Based on a relatively short manga, ACCA: 13 follows the main character Jean Otus as he performs his job of auditing the 13 districts of his country Dowa, while rumors and politics brew in the background that threaten to entangle Jean into a complicated plot. To be honest, I think properly reviewing this anime is impossible for me, because I just can't really explain the vibes of this anime besides "chill" and "intriguing." I think trying to explain anything more than the basic premise I just wrote would spoil a lot of what ACCA is, because it's plot is actually relatively quite simple and straightforward. Compared to Psycho-Pass which has a relatively good cult following, and Violet Evergarden which is universally praised, ACCA is an anime that I've yet to personally meet anyone who has ever even heard of it LMAOO. And almost everyone I know watches anime, so that's saying something oof. ACCA is made by Madhouse, which if you don't know, is a super well known anime studio, producing big hits such as Death Note, Hunter x Hunter, One Punch Man, etc. That's why I'm surprised that ACCA has flown just SO under the radar, but that may be due to the overalls nature of the anime itself. ACCA is an anime where all the characters hold their card close and no one seems to really share their real thoughts. One main criticism the anime has is the lack of deeper connections to characters and that for a main character, Jean Otus is very bland. To be honest, I think that's a very fair criticism and I can understand why this would prevent people from rating this anime higher than an 8 or 7. Due to the very nature of the anime and its plot, I do agree that there is a huge cast of colorful characters that we unfortunately don't really get to know more about. To be honest though, I don't mind this because I feel that's honestly quite realistic, especially factoring in Jean's job. All these places he's going and all these people he's meeting, it's literally just his job. He's not on vacation, these people aren't his friends, so the anime has no real reason to dwell much longer on places past its specific episode. Just like in real life, you encounter so many people and go past so many places that you probably won't ever see again. So for me personally, I didn't mind that the anime didn't explicitly show much about the backstories or lives of the cast, save for the very main characters (as their backstories were plot relevant). I think as viewers of not simply an anime, but a whole other world, I think it should be satisfactory to inherently understand that these are whole "people" who have entire lives that we are not exactly privy to. So although admittedly our understanding of many of the characters was all around quite shallow, I think that works for the scope of the anime, which was relatively simple and focused on just Jean living his life and the political plot stirring in the background until it was brought forward in the second half of the anime. Also I love Jean Otus. I actually completely absolutely adore him. He is literally my profile pic for myanimelist LMAO. I think calling him "bland" is fair from other people's perspectives, especially as the supposed main character of an ANIME, but I feel that if ACCA was in a different format like a novel, I think his personality would have been less criticized. Like I said, I love him soo much. I don't find him bland at all, but actually very interesting and highkey attractive LOL (if only he'd quit smoking but it's part of his charm 😞). Yes for an anime "protagonist," he is quite underwhelming especially compared to others, but I think that makes him very charming!!! Like all he wants to do is just chill, vibe, and do his job lmaooo. I think as a person, he’s very charismatic, and in the world of ACCA the rest of the characters see that as well. Because like, if he really were such a bland person, why would so many people like him and actually trust him lol? As for why it’s technically my favorite anime of all time (my ultimate one is a movie), I can’t give super detailed reasons why to be honest. I just really like the overall vibes of the anime itself, and I think the anime is just super unique and original. I’ve watched a ton of anime over the years, but I’ve genuinely seen nothing like ACCA in the slightest. I mean, just look at the recommended animes on the myanimelist. The recommended animes are all stuff I’ve also personally really liked (like fugou keiji unlimited and the great pretender) but yeah there’s just truly nothing that’s close to what ACCA is, and because of that, it reminds my absolute favorite anime show. I’ve seen the dub and the sub, even though I am a vehement dub hater lmaooo (except for very few circumstances, and this also applies to all non-English media, not just anime). There was only one thing in the entire show that slightly confused me/ seemed slightly unbelievable and I won’t spoil but it had something to do with the overall timeline of some events, but it doesn’t detract from the story at all. Oh and the art style! I really love the art style of the anime. It stays pretty true to the manga, but is also just an overall kind of art style I really like. I really enjoy the more like 2d/flat/drawn art style versus really clean and really detailed stuff, and I’m typically not a big fan of very obvious use of CGI (unless done tastefully like in Demon Slayer). All the backgrounds in ACCA have this painted/drawn style and the anime itself has this like muted(?) filter over it that makes the anime seem like someone’s drawings just put up on display in a way that’s really refreshing and nice. I highly recommend this story for anyone who wants a breath of fresh air and to get away from the typical action-packed high energy of big name anime.

4. From Up on Poppy Hill

Imma make a whole separate post JUST for this movie so I can explain why I love this movie so so much. And honestly, Imma need a whole separate post in the first place to address the elephant in the room when it comes to this movie (if you’ve seen it, then you know what I’m talking about). And if you’ve haven’t seen the movie, maybe you’ve heard about one of its controversial themes. I’m not gonna say what it is, cuz I KNOW it’ll be super off-putting for a lot of people, but please omg just hear me out. I just love this movie so so much. I’ve seen it like 7 times and counting. I have it downloaded on my computer and on a flash drive. I’ve watched the sub AND the dub however I’ve stopped watching the dub because it makes me sad every time I hear Shun’s voice actor ;-; This movie is legit an honest-to-god comfort movie for me that I could watch over and over and I’ll fall in love with it again each and every time. And once again IMMA MAKE A WHOLE SEPARATE POST BECAUSE I SWEAR PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE LIKE “Yo ain’t this the movie with the -----” and it’s like PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN. The vibes of this movie, the themes it addresses (yes even THAT theme), the music, the art, the characters, is perfectly presented in a way that I will never stop watching this movie. The only other film that has come close to the amount of times I’ve watched From Up on Poppy Hill would be Legally Blonde lmaooooo.