#imma go dig my grave

[meganechan05]

The cast WHAT???

let's say this again. Takano Minato, main writer of Kingohger, loves to surf twitter for fanart and comments. He can even find obscure works who didn't even use the characters' names. What's more, the cast would look in Takano's Likes to see fanart

[delusionalwriter02]

helloooooo

i love your insta series! could you make ranpo’s gf p.2? my obsession with him is just 🥹

Insta as Ranpo's GF p.2

a/n : hey love! thank you so much for your request, Ranpo is one of my favorite in BSD so LETS GO

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Yn_theoneandonly : he's a BABY

Yosanugirl : why is he hiding ????

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : we had dinner, he said my cooking was GOOD, he ATE THE WHOLE PLATE and now it's 2am and I found him in the corner with TAKEOUT

↳ Yosanurgirl : ...... why are you mad ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : because there is leftovers and this child decide it's better to ORDER

↳ Ranthebestpo : BUT I WAS HUNGRY

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : THEN EAT MY DAMN FOOD THAT I COOK WITH SO MUCH LOVE THAT IMMA STRANGLE YOU WITH IT

↳ Yosanurgirl : well it's my time to leave, i'll leave you to it Ranpo, hope you don't die

↳ Ranthebestpo : my sweet and dear and adorable little pancake please understand me, I was craving so hard those noddles

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I MADE NODDLES FOR DINNER

↳ Ranthebestpo : but I didn't crave YOUR noodles

↳ Daze_i : for somebody SO intelligent, you're a real idiot, IT WAS THE MOMENT TO TELL HER YOU LOVED HER NOODLES BUT YOU WANTED TO SAVE THEM FOR TOMORROW AT WORK ???? SO HER COOKING BRING YOU STRENGTH AND ALL THIS SHIT

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : YOU SHUT UP AND YOU RANPO YOU'RE ON SEX BAN FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH

↳ Ranthebestpo : WHAT

↳ Daze_i : can't save you now friend, good luck soldier, you didn't shine but you'll die with dignity

↳ Yn_theoneandonlt : I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP DAZAI

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Yn_theoneandonly : at least somebody likes my cooking @.Yosanurgirl

Yosanurgirl : he's a fool for not treating you like the goddess you are

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : 100% agree

↳ Ranthebestpo : you know I can see those comments right ...?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : GOOD

↳ Ranthebestpo : dearrr i'm sorry for last night, I LOVE your cooking but the craving was so strong, I couldn't resist

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you SHOULD CRAVE MINE

↳ Ranthebestpo : BUT I CRAVE YOU

↳ Gintonic : right now buddy ? in front of everybody ?

↳ Ranthebestpo : THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : so you don't crave me ?

↳ Ranthebestpo : THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT EITHER yes I crave you so hard and your cooking too but last night I didn't

↳ Daze_i : Ranpo I swear shut up, you're digging your grave

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : yes you are

↳ Ranthebestpo : AM I REALLY PUT ON A SEX BAN FOR NODDLES ???????????????

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : yes you are

↳ Ranthebestpo : LIFE.IS.NOT.FAIR

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Yn_theoneandonly : Karl always been a better deal anyway

p0e : he's the best, a real gentlemen

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : he's much more elegant than some peoples I will not name

↳ Yosanurgirl : Karllll I want a flower too

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : no. only me. right Karl ?

↳ p0e : you do realize he can't respond ?

↳ Yosanurgirl : I don't care let me live my dream

Ranthebestpo : NO THAT'S TOO MUCH ONLY I CAN GIVE FLOWERS TO MY GIRLFRIEND

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I don't belong to anybody

↳ Ranthebestpo : I didn't say anything for the sex ban, I never reacted when strangers offered you drink because at least we made economy but RIGHT NOW IT'S TOO MUCH, FLOWERS IS SOMETHING PERSONAL

↳ Yosanurgirl : well you DID said something for the sex ban

↳ Ranthebestpo : STOP RIGHT NOW, MY GIRL IS MY GIRL and I certainly won't let a RACCOON STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I repeat, I DON'T belong to ANYONE

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : and Ranpo if you're that mad, OFFER ME FLOWERS ??????? YOU DID IT ONCE

↳ Yosanurgirl : you're a loser

↳ Ranthebestpo : FINE tonight I will offer you the greatest night of your life, the sexban WILL BE REMOVED AND WE'LL STOP THIS COMEDY

↳ Daze_i : wow, I never saw him THAT invested

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Yn_theoneandonly : I fear 5 months of economy went into this trip

Gintonic : and all of that for a sexban

↳ KunikiDA : It's really not the reason, he actually planned it during the last 4 months I think ?

↳ Gintonic : REALLY ??

↳ Daze_i : yeah he was like "whats the best restaurant, the best hotel, what can you do in Paris ?" nonstop

↳ Gintonic : that's actually really cute

↳ Daze_i : for such an important demand, he did things right

↳ KunikiDA : Yes, it was strange seeing him like that

↳ Yosanurgirl : A DEMAND ????? HE'S ASKING HER TO ?????

↳ Yosanurgirl : OMG MY BABIES WILL MAKE MORE BABIES THAT WILL HAVE THE SAME NICKNAMES

↳ Gintonic : that's such a strange way to say it

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Yn_theoneandonly : call me Mrs.Edogawa

Yosanurgirl : CONGRATS MY GIRL

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT HE TOLD ME HE PLANNED IT FOR 4 MONTHS ??????

↳ Yosanurgirl : AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST MAD LMFAO

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I'M SO DAMN HAPPY OMG I CANT EVEN FIND THE WORDS

↳ Yosanurgirl : I CANT WAIT TO PREPARE THE WEDDING AND THEN WE'LL CHOOSE YOUR WEDDING DRESS

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it's a damn dream like what did I do to deserve SUCH A MAN

↳ Ranthebestpo : just being you is enough my love

↳ Gintonic : so cheesy but adorable

Daze_i : CONGRAT MY BOY YOU DID IT

Hey! I love writing proposals I think I did it in almost all of the part.2, hope you liked it ? Thank you so much for your request!

with love <3

[watchyourbuck]

6. "I didn't think you'd find out." <3

Buck walked behind Eddie like a kid in trouble; with his hands behind his back and his head low. He glanced at the man ocasionally, waiting for him to say something first.

Eddie leaned against the counter, ignoring the comical realization of how often they fought in kitchens. "Imma need you to explain a little bit," he said, closing his eyes and squeezing the bridge of his nose with the tips of his fingers.

Buck could practically see the headache forming around Eddie's head, so he made it a purpose to be concise. “It’s not what you think.”

“It isn’t?” Eddie asked, turning his body towards Buck. “You didn’t buy lingerie for your girlfriend with my credit card?”

Buck opened and closed his mouth, unsure how to proceed. Yes, but also no. “Eddie, it’s not-”

“You know, it’s bad enough you were using my card,” he mumbled, dropping the arms that had been crossed over his chest and staring at him in the eyes. “But to buy presents for this… girl you’re seeing?”

Buck bit his bottom lip, analyzing every word in the English dictionary in search of a way to say what he wanted to say properly. He must’ve been quiet for too long.

“That’s so cheap.”

Eddie’s words were echoed with laughter that swayed between dramatic and disapproving, and Buck’s chest started feeling oh, too tight, for all these demons inside.

“It wasn’t-”

“There’s no denying it, Buck. I saw the receipt,” he said, looking at the outer corners of Buck’s eyes, so as to avoid his gaze. How wasn’t he embarrassed? “It was sent to my email.”

“Eddie, they’re for me!”

Buck’s voice resonated throughout the kitchen; it bounced from the cabinet to the fridge, then to the ceiling, landing back on the ground next to them.

By the time Eddie realized his jaw was on the floor, a tiny speck of drool was already formed in the corner of his mouth. He swallowed it, blinking up in shock. “For… you?”

Buck’s neck turned pink. He shifted where he stood, scratching the back of his head. It’s not like he had kept his own secret very safe. “Yes,” he admitted, “I’m the one who wears it.”

The addition was unnecessary, but there was a blinding feeling of shame running through his veins that was rendering him insane.

“With your-”

Buck shook his head violently, putting his hands up this time. He couldn’t take it anymore. “There’s no girlfriend, there’s no- not any woman. There’s no one, really.”

Eddie frowned. He tried to decided whether to lean forward or push himself off the counter, but ended up doing a weird mixture of both. He licked his lips, processing information that seemed way too relevant to hide under the rug. “You- you wear… panties?”

“Oh, god,” Buck mumbled, covering his face with his hands. This had to be the worse way he could’ve chosen to reveal a kink.

“Why would you buy them with my card, though?”

Buck uncovered his face slowly, letting himself see through the gaps of his fingers. He frowned. Eddie didn’t even seem preoccupied, he mostly looked confused. “I didn’t think you’d find out.”

The confession stung him somewhere in his body, like a phantom itch. It felt awfully familiar to digging himself a deeper grave.

He could’ve lied and said he had confused the cards - it was plausible enough now that they lived together -, but he didn’t feel like deceiving him. Go big or go home, he guessed, so he added “I can’t come without them.”

This time, Eddie's entire face changed. Buck could have sworn he saw a thunder strike his features with the strongest of wills. He felt himself turn small under his stare.

"Buck," Eddie called, this time supporting himself on his own two feet instead of the wood. "Are you being- are you serious?"

Not that he could change anything now. "Deadly," he whispered, as if he were cracking his heart open right here on the marble floor.

A few seconds passed. Buck started wondering which kind of apology he’d need to get out of this, but then Eddie’s voice drew him out from the pit. “Put them on,” he said, hoarse, and dark, and serious.

“I-,” Buck tried. He couldn’t possibly- “What?”

“Go put them on,” Eddie repeated, taking a step closer to Buck, making him infinitesimal. “Go put them on and I’ll make you come.”

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[sneezemonster15]

SNS fandom is really something lol. NaRuto iS GuidEd bY HaTe, lol, sweetheart, go back to school. It hasn't been long since they graduated anyway. Lol. If I really went through the manga chapter by chapter rn, I can prove Naruto's character is guided by love, empathy, gratitude and loyalty, there's just so much more and if I wrote it, it would be a much longer answer. But why do I need to prove that sun rises in the fucking east? Yeah, it really is that obvious , no exaggeration. So what does that say about your own comprehension? Hahaha.

Also, why are people still surprised that fans can write long essays on Naruto? It's Naruto. It has 700 chapters. Also, it's Naruto. Didn't we already discuss this in 2003? Oh they weren't born then..right.

This person didn't want to read my reply, because it was long, lol. I find it v cute tbh. Because they always prove me right. They never have counterarguments or points, no proof or evidence, but always something trollish or gaslighting like - imma not read long shit 😭, touch grass 😭, cry more 😭, omfg they wrote a whole ass essay 😭! Etc etc.

And what I found even funnier was they reblogged my reply only to tell me they won't read it because of its godawful length, and that reply has not only been read by their followers but reblogged as well. Lol. So more people read it because of them. Lol. It's called digging one's own grave. Kids... Lol.

[mousieta]

General and I: ep 1/2 thoughts

(tw: suicide)

Ok, started General and I at @dangermousie's urging and so far it is hitting all the right epic notes. This whole warring kingdoms full of subterfuge and betrayals is *chefs kiss*

And I'm loving this Fae quality to Angelababy's character. It is intriguing and compelling

I will say, though, that the Worst Drama Parents award of the year, for me, will have to go to He Xia's parents. Like "Imma kill myself so my son has to avenge my death" is like at the peak of parental bullshit mountain. I have no other words.

I will say, however, that Chu Beijie being shown so sympathetically and nobly already (the digging the grave was just a masterful touch of characterization) that I am already struggling *not* to ultimately root for him.

Oh I'm in for it now.

[butterscotchcookie2000]

Yes, I must agree to the fact that I don't post regularly... WHICH IS NOT GOOD. I am trying to build a mini fanbase for my future comic and me not posting is absolutely NOT. Working...

SO HERE ARE ASRIEL DOODLES I MADE IN CLASS!!

I'm pretty happy about this one hehe (The more Asriel's I post the more I am revealing stuff about my webcomic I wanna create for you guys, whoopsies🤭)

I have other Asriel fanart/my own AU -like doodles BUT I AINT POSTING IT. It would be so much spoiler🙄

Last but not least...

🥁🥁🥁

HOW WILL I EXPLAIN THIS TO MY GERMAN TEACHER?!?!?!? I DREW IT WITH INK... INK!!!! ON MY EXERCISE PAPER.

Bye yall, Imma go dig my grave🤠

[tartaglia3]

welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, Welcome to your FATE!

END OF THE LINE!

its just a little explanation of your desperate situation. you're a SLAVE, to MY design. its just a complex application to a deadly confrontation. take a TASTE. (hoo!)

imma put your lights out. (huh)

imma rock your body. (baby)

'Till you cry those eyes out. (hoo!)

i said "everybody lets get naughty! let me introduce myself" i said "put that boogie in your body. so you cant get down with no one else"

yooou areeee soooo dead!!!!!!!!

dancing with the enemyyyy

and youuu areee sooo dead!!!!

FIGHTING with the melodyyyyyy

🎶🎶🎶

right into your face, try to survive

its just a loose interpretation of a broken combination

dig your grave! and say goodbye!

it is an open invitation to a perfect domination

what a waste! (hoo!)

imma put your lights out! (huh)

imma rock your body. (baby)

'til you cry those eyes out. (hoo!)

i said "why dont you hurt nobody?" underestimate yourself. victorious over my dead body. sometimes i just scare myself

youuuu areeeee soooo dead!!!!!

dancing with the enemyyyyy

youuuu areeee sooooo dead!!!!!

FIGHTING with the melodyyyyyyy

🎶🎶🎶

🎶🎶🎶

🎶🎶🎶

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

🎶🎶🎶

🎶🎶🎶

i said (said said) "everybody lets get naughty. let me introduce myself" i said "i put that boogie in your body (body) so you cant get down with no one else"

youuuuu areeee soooo dead!!!!!!!!!

dancing with the enemyyyyyy

youuuuu areeeee soooo dead!!!!!!

FIGHTING with the melodyyyyyyy

🎶🎶🎶

🎶🎶🎶

i said, "why dont you no hurt nobody?" (body)

underestimate yourself (yourself)

victorious over my dead body (body)

sometimes i just scare myself (myself) (myself) (myslef) (myslef)

mam this is a wendy's /silly

[atolua]

Hii!!! Idk if Tumblr did something with the ask i sent u on your other blog but issokay :)) oh and while I'm here, can you add me to lua's taglist but tag @/ivy-diaries instead of this one! That one's my OC account and a part of the reason I'm here! I was wondering if lua and ivy could be friends?? I'm trembling rn but I've seen you interact with Matty and Inka and you seem very sweet :( i wanna be friends with you too :( pl ignore this if you find this really weird,,, I'm a major introvert and idk how to make new friends so yea imma go dig myself a grave as we speak

uhh, i’m not sure which one you’re referring to (because i have.. eight? nine? i lost count?) so i just checked all of them and have come to the conclusion that tumblr chomped it up 🫤 but n e ways, of course that’s okay with me !! i’m happy seeing lua befriend even more people <33 me? sweet? ….i’m just gonna 🕳️🚶‍♀️dw i’m an introvert too, it just is much more obvious in real life

[9-93]

but can you imagine the DRAMA and CHAOS that would create if Nakyum, the only man who has shown love to Seungho and who Seungho is enamored with, turns out to be the child of the very man who ruined Seungho’s life??? ☠️ imma just dig my own grave rn

ughhh pls i don’t even want to think about it 😭😭😭😭

I was going into this season totally thinking we’d be getting soft wholesome moments with the two of them but we’re getting the complete opposite of thatttttt :(

Lord song being Nakyums biological dad adds up in so many ways 😫 from the kisaengs sending nakyum off, being thankful that nakyum left in time before he showed up, their eyes and smile are similar too and BD could totally pull it off. it’s a twist that i’m sure none of us were expecting but shit is definitely going to go down if it’s true and Seungho finds out 🙃

[joey-smack]

do you think sem and gm will ever tour in the future and preform grave house??? like im dying to know that so bad because im not even gonna lie to you i dreamt about that shit in 2022 and last night I literally had the same dream but with more hope yk LIKE PLEASEEEE. also my vape died and I’m bro so imma go dig my own grave atp

i mean they might tour together but grave house? ... no. i'm hoping ghost will be on whatever sem's next project is (which, he probably will.) it really is a shame, man. i hope he'll do older stuff, ESPECIALLYYYY warboy. warboy is my shit i would die for it literally... guh. toolbox would also be cool 2 hear live (along with like.. every ghost n sem song.) it is highly unlikely :-(. ya never know tho!

[hazelcephalopod]

Listen. So 911. Imma be honest Buddie ship is great, I’m here for it, I think they should do it. In the canon of the show -bonus if the relationship is 99% the same except they kiss now. Do I really believe that has always been the endgame for them? No. Absolutely not -and maybe I’m wrong idk the deep lore I’m just a slightly more than casual viewer whose recently noticed the fandom. That said… to be clear this isn’t me trying to call the show out but just analyze the text in a colloquial way. This is normal mainstream tv and my expectations are real low*.

The show has that old school “look how close these two guys are. Like sooo close. Mm if they were different genders this would 100% be a will they won’t they dynamic” thing, the “this probably started as, a little bit of a joke about how close these two guys -or sometime girls!- are” while being a genuine friendship but there’s a vibe. (Or the oopsie option, also possible here tbh. S/x actors just do a thkng but imho it’s the other creatures responsibility to work with that?) Which, later the show starts to play into that more and more, usually creating a queerbait. Now, to be clear I’m using that descriptively. No judgment here, just that’s what I’m seeing. As I said could be an accident, coulda dig themselves into the old QB hole.

Because. Let’s go over it. You’ve got these two guys, they meet. They click instantly. They become the most important people in each other’s lives. They do all the other things the romantic couples do in the show. Meta the creators clearly know people are shipping them and play into that a bit while backing off by pairing each with random woman. In canon there’s jokes and comments about their really close relationship. One of them adopts the others child basically. Sometimes when one is hurt the other looks like they might weep or cry in agony. Sometimes you swear the looks they give each other have no straight explanation possible. Canonicly they are still just really close bros*. These. Are all hallmarks of a queerbait.

Now, maybe they have shifted to making it end game, at some point, during all this. But tbh, bc of all the history of queerbait in mainstream tv for the past idk, minimum 20-30 years? Really hard to tell the difference. Without some obvious signs it isn’t just queerbait, it’s just looks the same! Until one of them… has… queer experiences, and clearly is like “hmm. Maybe I. Am not straight.” Some obvious “this relationship is indeed being teased. As a real possibility and not just a joke” then I remain skeptical. It’s ok, I’ve been on the great queerbait train many times, and I will take those ships to my -and the characters- grave! But it means I am on the look out for them. *theres several points im going to cover under the cut

Yes this show has. A lesbian couple, maybe a gay side character. And some queer characters on the spin off show, which is run by different people -at least enough it’s different, and now it’s on a different network, also there’s 1 same sex couple last time I checked. Tbh. While there’s some wonderful exceptions. It I commons for a mainstream show like this to have a max of one same sex couple per show. It’s a bad thing, I don’t like it, there should be room one these shows for multiple main queer couples. But it’s pretty standard for 1 max.

Yes men can be friends. Bros. Very close platonic bros. Absolutely.

You know who are also very close friends? Hen and Chim, I’ve never ever thought they were anything but close friends. Or even Athena and Hen -tbf I imagine there’s some shippable stuff there and go for it have fun- they seem really close, but not really like they’re gonna become a couple tbh.

you know who seems way closer than that? Bobby and Athena, or Chim and Maddie, or Hen and Karen, and Buck and Eddie often seem closer than them tbh.

Also. Let’s be honest. I also like QPR Buddie, but this is mainstream TV. I repeat. They can barely have more than one lesbian couple and a gay side character so, I have little faith they are going to grapple with, asexuality or aromanticism and QPR’s, especially with long standing cis so far het man main characters. But maybe I’m wrong and they might go there, and I’d be delightfully surprised. I’ll settle for just make them kiss already plz. (Tbh I admit the vibes of premier of season 7, increase my belief a little.)

I admit. Shippers are gonna ship. People like doing it it’s fun. S/x on almost nothing at all. Here I really do think, there’s some good reasons people are shipping these two characters. People can bring receipts. Anyway. I can only advise, not being an asshole. Either to shippers or shippers, shippers don’t be an asshole.

Personally I just needed to hash all this out. Get ready to be kinda disappointed and know… it’s just how it goes. Idk.

Also. Tbh. If they don’t do some of the “this isn’t a queerbait” signs soon -and this part is a criticism- than they are either ignorant, incompetent, or if not irresponsible, rude. Imho. Or at least like fully… explore that idea of them being in a romantic relationship and then reject it. I won’t like it but I’ll respect it.

[baekhvuns]

I HEAR AN ANON FELT BAD ABT SOMETHING!!! 🤸🧍

Oooohhh imma just say anon, i believe sometimes we hear things the other person doesn't really means, I'm not sure how your friend has treated you in the past or if she's said tht to you consistently so maybe that's why it made you feel bad when she mentioned her 'bf' and that's totally fine trust me I've had frnds too tht out of nowhere bring it something I rlly don't want them to mention. But hear me out, you gotta enjoy your life to the fullest!! WITH YOUR KPOP BOIS AND MANHWA DRAWINGS!! I bet you're soulmate is out there rn, wanting to find someone perfect for him...and then here you are and you hv no idea. Believe in the universe, Destiny literally never plays. anyways where cn i read tht fic-

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AND NOW ABT MISS BAEKS...YOUR NAME IS KIRA?!?!? Lmfaooo I've seen those memes where they say trash + trash and trash no 1 is soveishu and trash no 2 is rashta.

Hehehehe you thought I'll make only for San??? BWAHAHAHAAHA *devil laugh*

OMG UNDERCOVER EMPRESS AND THIEF SAN??!?? IM- 🤌🤌 GURL YOU HV LITERAL GEMS!!! DIAMONDS!!! :00 NOT THE YSL PERSONA 😭😭

But marques falhan..😧 I'm gonna give them the title of yunho (kosair) and jongho (falhan) although I'm still not sure but Hey it works. HOLY BANOLY WHAT IN THE FRICKITY FRACKITY FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS RASHTA?!?!?! THE AUDACITY, SHE HAS TO CALL NAVIER INFERTILE INFRONT OF HER AND KOSAIR?!?!?! kosair buddy, unleash yourself...kill her. When soveishu realises the big mistake he made, how rashta never loved him, how all she ever desired was the riches and power, he's gonna....he's gonna regret it so much I hope he gives up his title. "The empress said I was worthless first"

OHMYGOD IM- 💀 WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS EMPEROR HE BELIEVES EVERY THING THT TRASHTA SAYS? (this is so soap opera coded tho) Ok forget I said this soap opera coded it reminds me of the crown. There.

The way I feel so envious and so boiled up every time I see any scene of rastha and soveishu...it makes me think if navier was real, what would she be going through? My girl is crazy strong, soveishu really lost a gem, Heinrey was right. [Omg I just saw McKenna transform frm his bird form to human form and OH MAN- 🛐]

I feel like Duke ergi is basically fooling rashta and she's following him, digging her own grave Bcz she in the end has no intellect whatsoever, she's blinded by power and she'd do anything to achieve it, which will eventually lead to her downfall.

no fr dad's are literally so confusing??!?; the other day, I was eating my breakfast while watching TV and my dad comes into the living room, watches me for a while, like he literally stared at me while he stood in front of me so I stopped...obv thinking what was wrong and then i slowly took in the spoon filled with cereals and he went "what's tht way of eating??" AND I WAS LIKE WHAT?! 😭😭 he said "why can't you eat normally??" And I was like bro u caught me off-guard?!?! Then he just patted my head, gv out a chuckle and left?!?!

OMG GURL THE BL'S UPDATE IS HERE!!! IMMA GO READ IT!! AGHHHHHHHHHHH HAEBOM APPEARED SHIRTLESS AHHHHH ...girl his not even wearing his bottoms- wow the confidence to show up almost naked infront of sungho and just a towel hanging down here like?!?! 😭 SUNGHO NOWS NOT THE TIME TO BE THINKING ABT WHAT U JUST SAW 😭 oh thanks god he's clothes omg..

HAEBOM HAEBOM JUST ASKED HIM FOR A SLEEPOVER AT HIS HOUSE AHHHH OMG THE EXCUSE WAS "SINCE THE BABY'S ALR ASLEEP" OH YOU SMOOTH MF!! Aw they're washing the dishes together 🤧 just get married alr ok, we're having some deep talks.

Haebom has a sad past...his mother was a kind soul but the villagers took advantage of her kindness and set their house on fire when he was a kid....hah no wonder he doesnt trusts anyone easily.

Lol he changed back to his persona 😭

OHHHHH SUNGHO GOT DISH SOAP IN HIS EYES I THINK IK WHATS ABT TO HAPPEN AHHHHH HAEBOM'S HELPING HIM BRO THEIR PROXIMITY ALL WHILE WHEN HAEBOM HIS SHIRTLESS 😭😭😭

....I bet sungho has realised something just now.."he has blue eyes I never noticed" BOI-

BRO HE JUST KISSED HIM!!! I REPEAT SUNGHO KISSED HAEBOM 😭😭😭 OMG IT HAPPENED :0 "my bad" 💀 pls-

"His lips are so soft" both of them thinking the same thing...while haebom is standing frozen in his place not moving an inch and sungho awkwardly ran off 😭

"Is something wrong with me? Am I dying" 😭 why is he like this??? Your heart is beating idiot YOU'RE IN LOVE HAEBOM!

tough man cried. ykw I bet he's just a baby inside with all that muscles and intimidating aura he has and I bet only sungho can calm that baby down who suffered the trauma of being all alone.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE THIS MAN CRIED?!?! 😭 I'm so soft for big men embracing their vulnerable and sensitive side.

Look tho I found some pictures of remarried empress and it has come to my attention THAT THIS IS A NOVEL AND THE FIRST PIC IS BASED ON THE NOVEL DESIGN LIKE DAMN-

Ohhh a bollywood movie?? No Bcz u were the reason I watched my first Bollywood movie AND ILL WATCH ONE AGAIN!

Life at work has been boring. Nothing new, no new interactions, don't even abt my uni tho, there is not one single person tht I like 😮‍💨 anyways, manifesting for all the hopeless romantics a ff typa love story!!

exactly!!!! & HELLO

YES IT IS HELLO 😭😭😭 jVCNDBWK NO SERIOUSLY SHE REALLY IS TRASH IM SO EXQUISITELY DISGUSTED BY HER 😭😭

PLEASE. OH MY GOD. KAUFMANS ENTIRE PERSONA IS SO MINGI IM ACTUALLY SCREAMIMG THE PICTURE—i ran around my room a little just now— he also sometimes reminds me of rm like this combo is gorgeous

CALLING NAVIER INFERTILE IS A DIRECT INSULT BC TO SOVIESHU BC WE ALL KNOW WHOS THE REAL ONE i just know heinry is gonna be all smirky when navier and he have a kid and rashta’s burning (did a little digging and looked up that they do in fact have kids 😭😭 and both r twins, lari & kai) navier is so mother

IT REALLY IS SO SOAP OPERA-ISH, it got all the dramatics of indian serials, turkish shows, telenovelas, kdramas and more like this combo is insane

yOOOOO MCKENNA IS A UNDERRATED BEAUTY !!!!!

no bc im also convinced, his eyes have this little glint of mischievousness,,, he & heinry are the duo, just like woosan 😭😭 i want him to lead to her downfall honestly

no bc dad lore is so fun???? LMFAOOOO THATS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 my dad looks very scary irl but i saw him yesterday w a cap on jumping to 50cent having his hands doing hang signs and i just “????”

oh to be sungho and see those muscles bfwmjdka “SINCE THE BABYS ALREADY ASLEEP” OKAY SIR OKAY OKAY TAKE US WITH, why are they so married couple core already

omg haebom 😭😭😭 WDYM “my bad” ????? YALL KISSED HOW IS IT MY BAD FHWNDJKSDKSL,, he really is a grumpy with his brightest sunshine 😔😔

HES SO HUGE STOP IT CHAERSSSS

LMFAOOOO THAT MEME FRHWKHDKW NAVIER JUST THERE JVDMSJCK

yes it is!!!! super controversial at that time but honestly a pretty good topic, it’s a 2000’s movie and yea worth a watch!!

no bc felt, everything’s boring these days maybe it’s the seasonal depression ya’know,, all we can do is manifest a love story with a man like wi ha joon in the worst of evil 🥰🥰

[lucithecrow]

So my mum is going to Japan with my brother and my dad is going on a work trip to Germany so imma be home alone for 6 whole days (this is NOT an invitation to figure out where I live and kill me, btw. Unless u just wanna hang out then by all means ig) and one of our goats is pregnant.

I pray to all helpful beings out there that this baby goat lives bcs I am NOT digging a grave for a baby goat all alone, fuck that.

(I will if I have to, of course, but pls don't make me do that-)

[campingwiththecharmings]

;LKFG;LK;LFKH;LK

yeah, this killed me. brb imma go dig my grave. 🥵🥵🥵

Imagine asylum Blue, roles reversed and hes the one in a straitjacket …

Whining the yelling the pitiful look he’s glaring at you even with tears running down his face and he’s begging

Beg

Blue Jones X f!Reader

SAY LESS MONA, I gotchu. I am just so inspired to write Blue rn I can't deal with it so here you go my love. I'm usually more of a submissive reader kind of gal but this hit nicely :)

Summary: You've been denying your jealousy of Blue and his obvious attraction to some of the other orderlies, but when he makes his move, you give in...just not quite the way he had in mind.

Tags/Warnings: NSFW, Blue should be his own warning, dub-con, reader is an orderly, Blue is patient, power imbalance, bondage with straight jacket, mentions of past rape (not of reader), breeding kink if you squint, Blue cries like a bitch, he's also very whiny, teasing, ruined orgasm

Word Count: 2.3k

“How are you today Blue?” You asked, stepping into the patient’s room and closing the door behind yourself.

He sat up and looked at you with those intense, dark eyes. You started putting together his medications. Blue Jones always liked to talk to you while you worked. You always tried to ignore him though, because as repulsive as he seemed to be, you were drawn to him. It was something about the way he talked, and the way he looked at you, like he wanted to take you on every surface he could find.

“You know when I was in your position, I had full run of the show.” He muttered, voice cracking as it normally did when he talked about his prior job; the job he had before he ended up becoming a patient himself.

“I know, you’ve told me.” You reminded him, pouring some water and putting his medications in a little paper cup. “Open.” You said as you walked over to him.

He was restrained in a straight jacket after attempting to rape one of the new orderlies just a few days ago. When he’d done it, he said he was just trying to… “make it right again,” whatever that was supposed to mean. You assumed he just wanted to be in control again, like he was before.

He opened his mouth and you dropped some water in, followed by the pills. He swallowed and then showed you the underside of his tongue.

“Good, I’ll be back later to-”

“You’ve never been curious, huh?” He asked, licking his lips and smiling at you.

You gulped, “about what, Blue?”

“Taking something you shouldn’t…” He stepped closer to you, so close that his chest was nearly touching yours. He leaned forward and put his lips against your ear, “playing with something that doesn’t belong to you.”

“No.” You stepped back, sucking in a deep breath. “No.”

He shook his head, and you watched his face go from playful to a deep scowl in a matter of seconds.

“Come on, they leave me in here like this.” He clenched his teeth together, “all I need is a little fucking taste, just a little, they’re killing me in here.” His eyes were huge and watering as he begged.

That’s the moment that you should’ve turned and left, but you didn’t. Part of you had always been a little, though you were ashamed to admit it, jealous of the girls he went after. What made them so special? Why did he want them and not you? You didn’t think you were ugly, but he never tried to pull on you what he did to them. Was it because he knew you had power in the facility, or was it something else?

“I could lose my job.” You said, taking another step back, “besides, I’m not like you, I don’t take advantage of my patients.”

“No, no, no.” He stepped toward you again, eyes still glossy. He ran his tongue over his bottom lip again, “see that’s where you’ve got it all wrong. I wasn’t taking advantage of them, I was taking care of them, helping them. They were just as hurt as I am right now.”

He was close to you again, and this time you turned your head. He leaned in, pressing his lips to your cheek, then to your jaw. You heard him whimpering with his sobs.

“I just gave them what they needed, are you going to give me what I need?” There was a moment of silence, “come on, come on.”

He was standing so close that you felt the hard peak of his cock rub against your leg. Any normal orderly would’ve stepped back and pretended that none of that had happened, but you couldn’t deny the arousal pooling in your core. He wanted you so, so badly. It made you feel good to be wanted, to be needed.

Before you could seek clarity, you turned to his tearstained face and grabbed his head, slotting your lips against his. He was sobbing into your mouth while you kept going, letting him churn and grind his cock against your leg. You even stuck your knee out a little to make it easier for him.

“They didn’t understand, said I was fucking hurting people.” He muttered, putting his forehead against yours, “I just did what I had to do, I just did what needed to be done.”

“I…I know, come on, let’s go, before anyone sees us.” You pushed him back onto his bed and started removing your clothes quickly.

You’d never gotten undressed so fast. Blue’s eyes were big, brows drawn together and turned up. He licked his lips again while he scanned over your body. His bottom lip started to tremble. You looked down and saw his erection testing the seams of his pants still. You walked over to the bedside and ran a hand over the peaked cloth.

Blue bit his bottom lip and closed his eyes. He shook his head and pressed his lips together tightly.

“No, no come on, I need you to stop the fucking teasing and fuck me!” He yelled, to which you slapped him. He looked at you in shock. “Ok, ok is that how this is gonna go? Huh?!” He sat up, eyes intense and piercing through you.

If he had autonomy of his arms, you knew he would’ve tossed you around, probably fucked you right then and there without another thought, but you were in charge now, and he didn’t like that.

“You don't have the power here Blue.” Your own voice was shaking. “I do. Now lay down.”

“Well…” He gave you a smug smirk, “then you better do it right, stop fucking teasing me, I hate that.”

He lay back on the bed again, and you climbed over the top of him, letting his cock press the seam of his pants between your pussy lips. His mouth fell open and his body shuddered at the feeling.

“Oh, oh my…” He thrust upward, to which you slapped him again, “yeah…” he said through gritted teeth, “that all you got?! Come on!” Another harsh slap, and now your hand stung. “Haven’t felt the heat of a wet cunt in a long time, sweetheart. Can’t help myself.”

“You’ll get it when I give it to you.” You said, sliding your lips over his clothed shaft some more.

He let out a deranged chuckle, “you’re really gonna regret this if I ever get my fucking hands on you. You understand?”

“I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen then.”

You enjoyed watching him squirm underneath you. When his threats weren’t working, you noticed him starting to tug at the straight jacket, attempting to free himself. Some patients had managed to break out of them before, but you knew it was extremely difficult. He gave up while you kept teasing him, and then the sobs began again.

“I could do so much for you, you know? I-I can get you information! I can tell you w-who is hiding stuff all over the place. I can-”

You put your finger on his lips, shushing him into silence. He looked at you with the utmost scorn, but his eyes remained glossy and dripping with tears. You imagined it must’ve been hard for someone like him to deal with a loss of control like that.

You tugged the waist of his pants down, exposing his thick, erect cock to the cool air of the room. Precum had beaded on the tip and continued to leak down the length, landing among his pubic hair.

“Blue, it must be hard for you to lose all control like this, look how desperate you are.” You cooed, touching the sticky cum and swirling around the head.

“You’re a fucking bitch, you know that?” He said through his cries.

“You’re gonna have to be nicer to me if you want what I can give you.” You straddled him again and leaned down, putting your lips to his ear, “you’re gonna have to ask nicely.”

You felt him struggling again with the jacket underneath you. His cock was brushing against your inner thigh. When he gave up this time, he whimpered. His cries were pathetic, drenched in need and a hunger that only you could satisfy.

“Tell me what you want, and ask nicely.” You said softly into his ear.

“No, no, if this was my place, my rules you’d be doing whatever I say. You have to do what I say!” He squirmed some more.

“Try again.”

You leaned back, grabbing his cock and sticking the length of it between your cunt lips. You slid along the shaft, feeling the delicious texture against your clit. You bit your lip before tossing your head back and moaning deeply. He churned his hips upward, desperate to bury himself inside of you. You heard him sniveling more, muttering to himself while you chased your orgasm over the length of his cock.

“You…you’re such a little fucking tease.” He spat.

“You can call me whatever you want.” You looked down at him, “I’m going to come whether I…oh shit…whether I fuck you or not…”

One more run of your pussy over his slick cock and you were coming on him. He lost it, going completely ballistic with the idea that you had used him without his being able to achieve the same release. He started struggling with the jacket, pulling on the arms like a mad man. The feeling of your orgasm had your brain going numb, until you came out of it and he was still fighting his restraints. You slapped him again. This time he looked right at you, face still glossy from the incessant wailing. You grabbed his cheeks tightly.

“All you have to do is ask nicely, Blue, that’s all, and I’ll give you what you want.” You looked back and forth between his big brown eyes. His lashes were sticking together through the wet tears.

“P-please.” He stuttered through more whimpers.

“Please what, Blue. I’m not sure what you need if you don’t tell me.” You leaned over and kissed his neck, running your lips over his skin lazily.

“Please fuck me!” He yelled in desperation.

“Good boy, Blue.” Your words were soft, and you wasted no more time lining the tip of his impossibly stiff cock up with your entrance.

You let him have the smallest bit of control now, mostly because you wanted to feel the power that came with Blue fucking you, and you let him thrust from underneath you. The first push into you had him whining, followed by more tears cascading over his stubbled cheeks.

“That feels so fucking good I…I can’t believe you tried to keep this from me.” He fucked faster, surprisingly so given his position and lack of mobility in his arms. “That other orderly, stupid fucking…” He threw his head back, panting and whimpering some more, you’d never seen anyone so desperate. “She wanted it, she wanted it but you took her from me.”

“Yeah…I did.” You looked down at his upset face, his brow furrowed.

“She needed me…shoulda seen the look on her face.”

You put your arms out and hovered over him, leaning your tits in his face while he kept thrusting harder, more rough in his movements. He felt so good, so fucking big you could hardly stand the way it felt to have him split you open. The way he filled you up, gliding over your walls, you couldn’t get enough. It was dangerous, letting him take your nipple between his teeth the way he did, but he was surprisingly gentle. He even swirled his tongue around the peak.

“Fuck…” You dropped down, pulling him in as close as you could, nearly suffocating him with your breast.

He let go of your tit and looked you in the eye, “I’m gonna fucking fill you up, gonna put a stupid baby in you, make you regret ever taking something from me.”

“Blue…” You groaned, “promise?”

He smirked, as though he liked the idea, “yeah, yeah I do.” His voice cracked.

He fucked harder, so much that you started drooling. Your orgasm caught you off guard, and you filled the room with your moans once again. You looked down at him, and you saw him roll his eyes back and felt his hips starting to slow. Quickly, you got off of him, letting his cock shoot upward into nothing, flying up and coating the jacket before the last few bits dribbled over the sides.

“You…” His face was darker than you’d ever seen it. His lips curled into a manic smirk, “you have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into.”

You quickly got yourself dressed again, pulling yourself together like nothing had ever happened.

“Just, consider that a reminder of who runs the show around here.” You walked over to him and pulled his pants up and kissed his cheek.

“That’s ok, this is fine, you just wait.” He was smiling still, which admittedly made you a little uncomfortable.

You should've noticed it when you kissed his cheek, the way the sleeves of his jacket were sitting empty. You almost made it to the door, almost made it free. Your hand was on the knob, ready to open it, when his hand showed up in your peripheral, keeping you from freedom, you were trapped, unable to pull the door open. With a deep breath, you spun around. Blue put his other hand up, caging you in.

“Ready to try this again? Hm?”

Blue Jones Masterlist

[daughterofnyks2003]

No one:

My mood rn:

[tumblehcendrum]

BEGIN!

"Better flee the scene 'Cause this mole feeds on fiends Fuck a tragedy up, make Shakespeare displeased In your face like the other mole, haters try to tear me down But jet fuel can't melt these memes My effect is seen in the posts that I rack up Your legacy's just been a war in Iraq, bruh Imma stack up bricks to your face, stupid coward 'Cause I'm here to give you 🖕TWO NEW TOWEEEEERS🖕 You got Republicans irate? Man, that's more of a slice of cake Than getting chihuahuas frightened, mate That was so Overkill you killed Men At Work All to now get made fun of? Man, must hurt Just tell me a joke about you we haven't heard"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "American Airlines Flight 11 Passing by to help find a heaven For the sorry ass that's going "Man, I got you laughin!" Man, I got you dead on sight, like your website's relevance Go on site, watcha see? Ruins and disaster Is that the sight they chose to model Tumblr after? 'Cause your habitat is a crappy ass home for weird haired queers' gifsets Whose sole strength was letting you search for incest Banning it and getting abandoned at least fits, man 'Cause since you verse me you're clear fans Of shit you could call suicidal (and I would know) 'Cause it goes against your own fucking interest"

"Just put it this way: one of us is beloved The other just fostered hatred for muslims Yo, they wrote "Gullible" at floor 100 - Boom! Got him Like the US did Bin Laden So if you think about it, the talk about how my site is dead And full of dykes who dye themselves Is pretty rich from airheads who all died themselves So stick to crying for help as you rot in hell The rhymes I have? 6 by 10 to the 23rd The ones I cheer up are a thousand times the plenty you hurt Tumblr could've taught you love wins But you were only ever seen on it 'cause you love twins"

"You're just too blind to see that you're digging your grave So you won't even get to be remembered as brave Try to measure up to me and you'll live in the shade Made it clear by doing the opposite of making this plane Be glad Tumblr made you familiar with losses 'Cause there'll be no doubt who the absolute boss is Once I beat your memes too, so stand back and watch this I'm about to make my own take on Loss, bitch"

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC

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RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY

epic rap battles of history:

9/11 vs. Mole Interest