#imma eat chils now by

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genital headcannons for :

Falin

Laios

Chilchuck

Toshiro

Namari

Venery

Thistle

Falin definitely has a penis, I think hers is probably the biggest out of Laios' party? Namari definitely packs, I would let her peg me for hours omg..... she could ruin me. Ermmm.. Chilchuck probably has a big cock for a halfling, he's fucking TALL !!!! bro has to be packing something. Also shaved or not shaved... Namari body hair everywhere OMG I need her to shove my face into her bush I need to smell her. Sorry I'm being a little too straight (? I am a man but this feels gay idk) ... anyway chil, Namari, and Falin are unshaved, full bush down there. I feel like Toshiro at his best keeps everything trimmed !! but when he can't even shave his face when he's at his lowest... bro wouldn't have the energy to take care of it. Hmm and then Laios could be either way..?? We know he shaves his face and keeps his hair short bc he doesn't wanna look like his dad, but would he even think of shaving his pubes????? Idk. Wait is this a weird thing to think about? Oh wait do elves grow body hair??? I feel like thistle would have some body hair if it's possible, I feel like they can't... unless my DND 5e knowledge is getting mixed with uhmmm. What is it called... DUNGEON MESHI I think I'm starting to dissociate I'm going to stop typing lmfao

FALIN - GIRLCOCK. Whether you are a trans!Falin fan or what, in my eyes after the red dragon thing. She gets girl cock. I can see this as either like, a penis or like T-dick. Whatever you decide. But whatever it is her situation is definitely unique. Also she got a bush frfr

Laios - COCK. (I am also a trans!Laios fan so like. He can have anything in his pants it don’t matter imma eat it but usually when I write him it’s cock). His dick is as painfully average as he is. Not crazy length wise but he got some girth to it. I’m thinking like. 5 inches frfr. Maybe 6 but that’s generous imo. No manscaping just vibes he’s full bush down there. And body hair on his chest/legs/arms and around his groin

Chilchuck - OKAY. His dick is probably like more similar to an average tallman penis. Which is remarkable considering he’s like half their size. I’m gonna give him four inches and he’s breaking other halflings in half with it but with other races. He’s learned how to use it. Chilchuck is a real one. Light on body hair, but would keep it tidy when he’s not in the dungeon (I think he likes to manscape and like. Appreciate himself in the mirror lol)

Toshiro - He is ALL length and so embarrassed about it. (Def afraid he’s gonna hurt you.) He could learn to love it with a supportive partner though. I think for a while he’s rocking bush because like, yknow. That stuff isn’t really talked about…but he figured it out for himself that when he takes his time and shaves and stuff after a anything or whatever he’ll do some trimming down there because he likes the neatness. I like to think he grows body hair but it’s not super dark for some reason (besides on his face people get jealous at the beard he can grow)

Namari - SHE IS JUST LIKE ME I GET HER VIBE SO WHAT IM SAYING HERE IS CANON: SHE HAS CRAZY PUSS BUT IS ALWAYS ROCKING THE STRAP. Namari doesn’t let anyone fuck her hole unless they’re in a committed relationship (she does not play about that either if you insert anything in her sex is over). Insane with the strap too. She’s someone I can genuinely see breaking the bed with her strokes. Also she’s got body hair for days. Like other Dwarf women she can grow a beard too but she usually shaves. (Namari with stubble…I’m bout to go feral.)

Venery - Started off with a human vagina. Now it’s some weird mix between that + hyena + dragon cock. I think he’s canonically intersex due to the ancient magic. But he’s happy about it. Also UHHHHHH…..HE LAYS EGGS. JS.

Thistle - Okay Thistle is so trans to me I think he gives himself top surgery when he’s getting older with ancient magic. He leaves the downstairs area alone because he’s fine with just presenting masc that’s good enough for him. Very low body hair he just sits in the middle of gender ambiguous for REAL.

[dearest-painter]

Meet Doc’s kids!!

April’s hearing is really sensitive like loud noises make her cry because of her super hearing. April wears headphones as the tone out lots of sounds surprisingly her best friend is the loudest mother fucker Aran he actually fights people whenever April has her headphones off and has asked them to pipe down but that only if they don’t. April is a 20 year old girl who makes music for a living and is doing successfully as she started when she was 16! She learnt many languages as she wants her listeners not to feel left out at all.

April isn’t a picky eater while yes she may seem like it she just doesn’t get hungry often but Aran does force her sometimes. April is much more laidback and chil then her two siblings and dad but that’s doesn’t mind!! Her mom isn’t in her life but her step mom is the fucking best. April doesn’t trust people easily and takes time to get use to new people but if she starts the conversation that means she really wants to be your friend but will go slow. She isn’t a fighter just the extra referee if the original one is sick. she has a temper…but she’s really supportive!!

“OI! FUCK HEADS! YA DO THAT AGAIN IMMA CLIMB INTO THIS RING AND BEAT YOUR ASS UNTIL YOUR ANCESTORS ARE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!” “Hey,good luck out there,I’ll be cheering you on!”

Asahi is a extremely supportive and motherly but doesn’t push boundaries at all. Asahi’s best friend would have to be Disco kid as their energy matches each other perfectly but if it wasn’t him then it would have been bald bull. It knows Turkish and English and ASL plus other sign languages. She isn’t a boxer but it works at build a bear surprising aint it(It’s not). Asahi was a bit of a mother figure for her siblings as she is a 27 year old Demi girl and is the oldest child of Doc but the most energetic of all of them.

Asahi will eat anything as it’s willing to learn more stuff! She is the most energetic and chaotic then all it’s siblings because of how adventurous she was. Their mom wasn’t in their life but their stepmom is the best and raised all of Doc’s kids so they all see her as mom and really love her!! Asahi is a social butterfly and makes lots of friends but when meeting them she is really calm as it doesn’t want to scare them. If she cusses at someone MAKE SURE IT DOESNT KILL THEM!

“MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HURT THIS SWEET BABY!? OH YOU ARE!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND MEET MY TASER!”

“I know you are going to do the best!! We’ll be cheering you on!!”

Vito is a 26 year old trans man who is the mixture of his siblings calm and energetic. His best friend is king hippo and Soda popinski,he surprisingly understands King hippo and translates for him plus he understands Soda popinski and translates for him to. Vito is a boxer and is known as Galaxy ranger as his theme is Galaxy,he’s in the major circuit right after Great tiger. He makes stuffed animals and sells them online plus weighted one and ones with mental illness,disorders,and things that aren’t really know to make sure everyone is represented.

He daydreams often and is really sleepy. He isn’t a cheater and follows boxing rules and is a good sport! Vito doesn’t like speaking often and uses a notebook to speak sometimes but Don(yes he and Don are friends) will say what Vito wishes to if Vito doesn’t wanna write or talk that day. He also knows ASL. Vito makes friends but knows how long it will take by one look he’s really smart!! Vito always respects others and is willing to learn new things! He’s protective of his friends like really protective and fights for them

“LISTEN HERE YOU DUMBASS! I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DIDNT JUST INSULT THEM! BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU WOULD’VE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL AS I WOULD’VE BROKEN YOUR LEGS AND GOTTEN AWAY WOTH IT NOW APOLOGIZE!!”

“May the best fighter win.”