#imma add him bc i think i can write him.

[deliveringspookzandtreatz]

yall jackie is making me add silver.

Do i give them what they want or let them suffer chat

[cursedzucchini]

You know what? Fuck it

DC x DP prompt #3

I think at least lmao.

Anyway! Jason starts making videos on YouTube for one reason or another (is really stressed, no one listens to his rants Abt books who cares). His content is mostly bad books he read or really really really long rants Abt pride and prejudice. Like 3 hours on one tiny detail he noticed on his 214th read through.

He's kinda popular, mostly bc his terrible books videos. He talks Abt the ones that made him the most mad, which coincidentally are mostly romance and supernatural. Like he's one of the well known figures in the supernatural romance critique group (whcih is pretty small, but well). (Also he doesn't show his face on camera, bc secret identity and stuff, it's just his voice over a video of something mundane, like the sky or a room in which is a fly or something)

And now this can go two ways, that i can think of (w dead on main in mind at least)

1) one day Jason finds a book which is supernatural romance and is actually good. It has a kidna cliche system for the supernatural stuff, but with a refreshing twist. The characters have depts and flaws, yet are still very likable. The plot is actually interesting and overall the story's theme is death, not belonging anywhere and overall stuff that is very close to Jason's heart. The story doesn't shy away from violence and it is suprisingly accurate.

(I'm.gonna reblog this w pretty long idea of what this book could be Abt, bc i don't wanna annoy ppl lol)

Anyway Jason kinda falls in love w it, and it becomes famous for being the first novel Jason rated positively or something.

Meanwhile Danny, who was told by jazz writing is good way to get his feeling out, and just wanted to make a quick buck, is really fucking confused how tf did his book become so popular and who tf is this nerd who rates books for a living.

(basically big fan Jason and suspicious/awkward Danny lmao)

2) there is a famous series on Jason profile. It's the worst fucking series he ever read and it's just fucking awful. All the characters are fucking terrible, always going on and on about one thing, the romance sucks in a way that isnt even funny. Jason would love to believe some wrote this as a joke, if it wasn't for the absolute cringefest this was, and it wasn't a whole ass series!! Like who writes 12 books for a joke?

Danny ducking Fenton that's who. Dude was so ducking annoyed at his rogues, he threatened them w writing a terrible romance novels abt them. The ghosts, knowing his terrible grade in literature backed off for a moment, before someone crossed the line. And write Danny did. It was the worst thing he had ever written, the love interest was perfect caricature yet still faithfully go the original. And Danny, because fuck them he lost sommuch sleep over that one prank, decided to publish it. (The book was pretty thin so it didn't take that much time writing it). Unfortunately it became immensely popular in the infinite realm. So the ghosts started crossing lines on purpose. Before Danny figured it out, he had already published his fifth book and was writing another three. After some bargaining, getting a book written Abt them as a piece of shit love interest became a reward.

And while yeah, he had to say his writing was terrible and the books sucked, some small part of him was kinda proud y'know? Like a mother of her twelve ugly as fuck toddlers.

So when he saw some nerd on the internet not only shit talk his book, but also get money of it?

Danny decided to haunt him (just like his books did him, now that everyone knew Abt them thanks to this guy)

(enemies (sorta it's not that serious tho) to lovers ala terrible writer Danny who hates his books and kinda famous YouTuber hasn't who also hates Danny's books)

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Fuck this is way too long wtf. Anyway imma reblog this w 1) book idea. Might add whatever i think the twelve books could be Abt. Pls if u want to add anything to this pls do!!

[sevenpoyo]

some brooklyn slang ik for all the ppl who wanna write for miles and kilometers‼️

feel free to add more idk everything but i i am originally from there and visit a lot this stuff i hear a lot and if you wanna add slang to ur writing this is a good place to start, not all of these brooklyn or ny exclusive but that’s where a lot of american slang starts and u prolly heard some of it b4. imma list it ne ways

don’t use like 8 of these in one sentence bc it will sound weird and i can’t really cover ny puerto rican slang or any puerto rican slang really bc my grandad is a bum so if you know some add it

the city is manhattan, not the other 4 burroughs, just manhattan, cus that’s where everything’s at

to cut ass is to roast tf out of someone , to get your ass cut is get tf roasted out of you

wyling/wilding is being outta pocket, something being absurd or crazy

yeah nah means no and nah yeah means yeah idk why they gotta make it complicated just look at the second word

good looks is like good looking out

it’s bout to be winter and i’m bout to see mad christmas fics and shit but do y’all know the proper way to describe cold ny winters?

if it’s cold as hell, it’s brick outside, not regular cold, ny winter is like nipples so hard i see em thru the bra cold

ex; “how it’s so brick outside i walk to the store wit my hair wet and it deadass got icicles in it” “yeah it’s fr brick outside today” “i’m not walkin wit u in this brick ass weather for a bacon egg and cheese?” (actual convo between my sister and me last winter break)

fronting seem kinda easy to me but is like acting or pretending i can’t explain it with out an example

“why you fronting like you wouldn’t die if they text you asking u to go out with them” “you can stop fronting like you like cars it cool if you don’t” “don’t sit there fronting like u don’t wanna dance wit me”

being tight over something is just being upset or annoyed

rj is so smart they said “We say tight bc you kinda huddle close to yourself when you tense/stressed or angry” i had no idea i just be saying it i aint know it had a reason💀 it make sm sense now.

“who got you tight like that this early in the morning?” “my momma came home tight yesterday for no reason, she threw a boot at me!” “i’m so tight this damn shift change has me working all closers this week”

jack is like claiming someone or something

i talk old as hell idk what the youths be jacking nowadays

cop is basically to get, used to be mostly 4 drugs back in the day my dad said (he don’t know why im asking him this)

“just copped me some retro 3’s” “bout to cop me a few percs in a minute”

speaking of a minute, mostly for my non americans bc that’s who get confused the most when i say this one. depending on the context this can mean a actual minute, a short time or a real long

“i’ll be back in a minute” is short “i ain’t seen y’all in a minute” is long. idk how to explain the difference besides context

bop is a good song, pretty easy but i see ppl on tiktok use it wrong

bangs/banger goes hard is kinda like bob for music but i be using it for anything fr

“this push pop is banging yo”

mad can be used normal like angry but it also means a lot or really kinda like hella ig? i usually uses hella when i would say mad so ppl can understand me easier up here

dumb also mean very in the same way

ex; “my english teacher give out mad homework for no reason.” “she be giving me mad shit over the smallest stuff” “i just had some mad good wings so i’m cooling rn” “this shit is mad spicy u sure you want some?” ''This shit got me dumb tight'' “you don’t need no jacket it’s dumb hot out here”

smacked is like high as fuck idk how to elaborate ur just high

lit is drunk

“Yuuuur!'' A signal, a greeting usually used to catch the attention of someone or something very fun greeting and very hated by schools, it’s weird anywhere outside of ny kinda at least to me.

being hollywood means u get a little fame and think ur all that or just that u got a little fame and they’re jokingly hating

ex; “i saw u on the news the other day, “the prowlers return” u must be real proud of yourself huh hollywood?” “and here comes hollywood wit his trending tiktoks”

real talk is when ur about confess something or say something serious in a not real serious setting or convo

“real talk we play a lot but i love you, my life would be boring with out you around” “real talk i’d never do that to you foreal”

go together is like go out kinda, y’all kinda match behavior cus y’all a couple, this one need a sentence 2 i think. (THIS ONE IS OLD AS HELL ONLY USE IT IF UR TRYING TO RIZZ MOMMA RIO)

“he want ur number? he don’t know we we go together or sum?” “why she wanna act like we go together, ion even know her?” “don’t we go together?”

i can’t even explain it with a sentence y’all just gotta figure this one out 💀

A bodega/deli is a convenience store ik most know this from the movie but some ppl think it’s all stores or all spanish stores when it’s just a corner store

the owners of the deli closest to my granddad house is muslim. and so we keep track of all muslim holidays when he’s closed

an ock is the bodega man, miles knows the man’s name at the deli we see him visit, but at any other store he’d call the guy ock

dipping on someone is changing ur mind last minute, usually canceling plans

ex “we was supposed to go get outfits together but they dipped on me last minute”

staticky is like wanting to fight or still being pissed after a fight

static is beef or on sight energy

you good can really be anything but imma list ones i can think of

it can mean like are you ok? or don’t worry about it, or how are you, or stop, or do you got a issue? or do you want an issue? it’s all in the tone of how it’s said fr

'Word of my moms/dads I saw/ did/did not *insert topic*'' Honest term, no lying present in statement i feel like (my cousins be putting anything on they momma fr risking shit on her for no reason)

'hold it down'' handle buisness / take care of someone or something. can also be in refrence to criminal who handles ''buisness''

NOW EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO @rashadisback BC HE CARRIED ME ON THIS‼️

i hope this helps any writers that don’t live here!

[sunrayram]

Your Bad Beat AU is so interesting to me!

It’s probably the Hazbin AU that’s gained my attention the most because it answers such a simple question: What if Husk won the bet? And AU’s like that are so cool to me!

How does everyone else see Alastor in your AU? Like his relationships with the other denzin’s of the hotel like Charlie, Vaggie, Nifty, etc? And other denzin’s of hell in general? (E.g. Rosie, Lucifer). This au is so interesting for me so sorry if I’m asking a lot.

I'm glad you like it!! Simple questions like this are always the ones I like to gnaw on, bc you can go in so many fun directions.

I've already answered an ask about Alastor's views of the rest of the Hotel crew, but imma add a couple other characters here.

Mimzy: Alastor and Mimzy are actually still in touch! Husk doesn't like Mimzy, but she spends a lot of money at the casino, so Husk can overlook a lot of his problems with her. Mimzy is a bit like how Cherri Bomb for Angel Dust, someone who distracts Alastor from all of his problems in maybe not the most healthy way? But she's trying to help. They get drunk a lot.

Lucifer: Oh wow, oh gee,,,, oh no,,,,. Yeah, this does not get better. I have an idea where the scene in episode 5 where Alastor snaps at Husk for getting in his business is replaced with Husk snapping at Alastor for picking a fight with the King of Hell??? Like what the hell are you thinking don't you know everything you do reflects badly onto me??? Stay in your goddamned lane??? And of course because Alastor will never ever listen to another person in his life, whether his soul depends on it or not, this only makes him more antagonistic towards Lucifer. Fun times.

Cherri Bomb: So Alastor goes to the club with the others in episode 6 (Husk wanted a day off from Al's bullshit and basically asked the others to babysit him) and at first he isn't the biggest fan of Cherri Bomb. To be fair, he isn't the biggest fan of clubs, so the fact that their first meeting was in one wasn't helping. And Al's not interested in hard drugs, so he was a bit uncomfortable with her offering it. Overall, he's ready and willing to just write her off completely, until some guy starts hitting on him and Cherri throws him across the room and threatens to shove a grenade down his throat. Alastor could've beat up the guy himself easily, but he's a bit pleasantly surprised that he didn't have to. And when he and Cherri get to talking about the pieces of shit who think no means yes, Cherri is supportive of his disdain for romance and things of the like. She's not that bad. If Angel asks, Alastor might even go fight in a turf war with the two of them. Really, they should be honored.

[claryshifts]

Making American Horror Story DRs "Safe"

I'll update this with each season I watch! Most of this will focus on one of the "Evans" bc I know a lot of yall horny bastards wanna hop on him (real) Each section will have an "ultra safe" paragraph and a "safe as possible?" paragraph. idk -Murder House: Option One: The house isn't possessed or whatever you want to call it. Hell, you don't even have to live in it. Though Tate has problems with his mom (that adds a lot to his character, so I'd still 'keep that'), he's never had terrible thoughts of doing what he did at that school or any other gross things. I personally would still 'script out' the self-harm. Wouldn't want my partner to suffer that Option Two: If you still want that ghostly experience, then sure, by all means, live in the haunted house. but maybe cut out the satan part... Also script the ghosts don't have shitty timing (they don't bother you in the bathroom or when you're sleeping, for ex). If you want Tate as a ghost and not alive, still, don't date a ghost mass yknow what  😭  😭  BONUS: instead of tate, date violet 🥰🥰 -Asylum: Option One: You can live a nice quiet life with Kit. it's the 60s though, so if you're fem/poc/lgbt/etc, keep that in mind. whenever I go to a reality in the past I script I don't get bored without technology lol Option Two: have fun at the asylum, ig, boo. If you want some edgy lore, pls don't script you're a psycho killer or something omg 😭. Script none of the people in charge inflect punishments on you. If you really wanna get freaky in that musty place, script you don't get caught... and that its not all musty... -Coven: I got a lot to say bc I think Imma make a script for this too haha Option One: no scary demon devils or whatever. Uh, Kyle isn't treated like a sex object???? Nothing bad happens to Nan (she deserves better). If Kyle has to die (that sounds so weird to say) for your lore or whatever, don't purposely give him a traumatizing experience. this isn't a fan fic,, that's your REALITY. Honestly you could just script you're a silly little witch hanging out in New Orleans and call it a day. Madison isn't annoying af. No Axe Man. LaLaurie being Queenie's "slave" was deserved but maybe just script her 'out' altogether... Option Two: Okay, so you want the drama. Have the drama! Still no demon devils though cuz that does NOT sound fun. Script you and the people you care about are all safe from harm. If Kyle HAS to go through that terrible experience (I'm his biggest defender as you can tell), at least keep Madison and Zoe away or at bay bc seeing them fight over a guy who can't even say "food" and OBVIOUSLY can't verbally consent was so uncomfy, for me at least. -Freak Show: Option One: no scary clowns. The "freaks" aren't treated like shit. Neal Patrick Harris doesn't show up with his puppet??? No one is trying to make money off of the freaks. None of them are murdered or harmed. Option Two: Ig if you still want the plot they still have to be treated pretty shitty. Still would apply everything else though, as well as the fact nothing happens to you.

-Hotel: Option One: Ok look James March. Wonderful man. Make him NOT a serial killer omg. If you get with him I'm convinced a relationship with him would be straight up Morticia and Gomez uishfuihfjsf I want him so bad. Anyway, if he's your man keep the countess off your back, if you keep her there at all. I wouldn't recommend making yourself a ghost bc idk WTFFF that would mean for you spiritually. You could be sexy March's sexy human partner. Or the countess' partner. Anyone's partner. but alive. Um no 10 commandment killings of any sort, and no vampire children???

Option Two: ngl idk how else to put this?? idk if there should be an option 2 ;-;

Currently on Roanoke! this season is so boring I might not write anything for it

[xiaoluclair]

Yo! Hi. So,

Lestappen 7, 16 or 48

Mctwinks 32, 13 or 17

Norstappen 22, 20 or 2

Please and thank you

hi boo, imma get one of these out bc it was draiiinning and write the other two later!

17. to distract // ln4.op81 // G

Liam was a terrible influence, really. The Logan of this morning, bleary eyed and braindead with the prospect of a new day, would never have picked a lock, let alone failed at picking it and been bestowed with detention the entire month.

So. Terrible influence.

It's in the hour before his first detention, where he's stowed himself away in the library next to Oscar, that he gets a WhatsApp notification from his mom. Don't forget eggs for tonight! Also Kat has something to ask you.

logan, pops down from the top of the screen a second later. He thumbs open the message thread. i left dad's present in m02.

good for you, Logan thumbs out, while trying to think of a way to get out of detention that isn't 'I have to buy eggs'.

"What's wrong?" Oscar asks him. "You've got your 'Something is wrong' face on."

"I have to run groceries for my dad's birthday cake," Logan tells him. The time on his phone flicks to 16:57. "And get my sister's present for him that she forgot in the art block, and do this while I'm in detention."

"I can do those," offers Oscar.

"We're going out for dinner at six," added Logan, swinging his rucksack over his shoulder as he stood. "I haven't even told my mom yet. Don't play the Jurassic Park theme tune at my funeral."

Oscar grins. "No promises. And don't tell you mum," he adds, grabbing his own bag and following Logan out of the library, "not today anyway."

"Okay," they turn down a corridor of lockers, "so I should just. Not show up? Happy birthday dad, your son's M.I.A."

Oscar doesn't say anything for a minute. Logan leaves him be, caught up in his own trainwreck. They get to the room with a minute left on the clock. Logan turns to give Oscar a hug. When they pull apart, Oscar gives his shoulder a squeeze, round lump of a nose scrunched up a little with his grin. "Sit near the window," he says. "And leave the rest to me."

Logan enters detention feeling suitably concerned about his best friend's mental health. There's a couple of people already sat down, and a girl takes up the seat closest to the row of windows so Logan takes the seat just behind her. There's no teacher. Two minutes later, a boy lopes in, and drops his backpack down as he props himself on the desk at the front of the room, a wrinkled piece of paper in hand. "Prigard?"

"Here."

"Lawrence?"

"Yup."

"Sargeant?"

"Uh, here," says Logan, staring. He's fairly certain the guy is too young to be a teacher. He barely looks older than Logan. No one else says anything about it though, so.

It's fifteen minutes into the hour, maybe, when the door opens. Logan glances up, history essay blurring on the table. A few others do too, including the guy at the front, who's spent the entire time after taking roll fiddling on his phone.

"Ella Hare?" he says, glancing down at the register sheet. "You're a little late."

"Sorry," says Oscar, slipping slightly awkwardly into the room. "Got stuck in a comb."

Guy At The Front lights up like a very small Christmas Tree. He leans forward slightly. "Glad you found your way out."

Oscar makes his way to the front of the room. By this point, everyone in the is watching with at least an absent boredom. "Sorry to interrupt, mister..."

"Norris," says the guy, grinning.

"Mr Norris," repeats Oscar, stopping at the other end of the desk, and Logan can see his entire face. "What are your thoughts on... defenestration."

Logan puts his pad of paper and pen carefully into his bag. He zips it up as quietly as he can while Mr Norris says, "I love defenderation." Logan's hand slips, and the zipping goes slightly high-pitched and too loud. He freezes, eyes on the back of Mr Norris's head. It starts to turn.

"Hey," says Oscar loudly, quickly, "Mr Norris, are you free right now?"

A pause. "Depends," says Mr Norris. Logan edges out of his seat.

"Would you mind listening to my sister's grade eight saxophone?" Oscar continues. Logan nearly chokes on his own tongue.

"Would I..." echoes Mr Norris, and now he sounds confused.

"Yeah," says Oscar. The girl next to Logan is watching him creep his bag onto his shoulders with raised, incredibly studded eyebrows. Logan wonders if they're legal. "She needs a second opinion?"

"I'm the second opinion?"

"On estimate," says Oscar, and then there's a saxophone blaring through the room, just obnoxious enough for Logan to lift his chair back into the desk and fumble the window open. Now everyone is looking at him. There's a set of twins who look like they're three second away from shitting themselves with laughter.

Logan looks to where Oscar has his phone out. Mr Norris has perched on the end of the desk, back of his curly head to Logan and eyes on Oscar. He reaches up just as Logan puts his leg out of the window, and presses a finger to Oscar's phone. The music cuts out on a high note. "She's good," he says. "But is that what you came here to ask? If you were looking for Brown, then-"

Logan's arm slips and bangs into the window sill. Shit.

"What the-" Mr Norris twists. Logan's mentally signing his death certificate, when Oscar lunges out and his hand goes around Mr Norris's cheek. And then he, to Logan's immense horror, crushes their mouths together.

Logan's pretty sure his jaw just hit the other side of the earth.

Then he remembers why Oscar's just kissed a teacher, and funnels himself the rest of the way out of the window as quickly as possible.

Liam hands him a carton of eggs, the present his sister forgot, and three packs of Daim. "Sorry," he says, sincerely. "I wouldn't have asked if I knew that was all today."

"No problem," says Logan, still reeling. "All in the name of love."

Liam looks at him concernedly. "Right. Are you. Okay?"

"Oscar kissed a teacher," Logan tells him. That's illegal, he's pretty sure. More illegal than twenty piercings in one eyebrow.

Liam's face goes bewildered. "Really? Why?"

Logan groans. "To get me out of detention."

"Why'd he have to kiss a teacher?" asks Liam, confused. "Wasn't Lando taking it?"

Now Logan's also confused. He asks, tucking the eggs, the present, and two of the Daim packs into his bag. "Lando?"

Liam elaborates, taking the Daim pack and opening it so Logan can arrange everything in a way that hopefully won't break the eggs, "Lando Norris? Curly hair, kind of tanned. He's a senior. And a teacher's pet, although I'm not sure how, he's not exactly known for being the perfect academic."

"So he's not a teacher?" Logan checks.

Liam shakes his head, confirming, "Nope," as he passes Logan the opened Daim pack. "Also you better get a move on, or Oscar kissing Lando to get you out of detention is going to mean nothing." Urged on and sufficiently comforted by the knowledge that his best friend will not be sent to jail, Logan rushes to flag down his bus home.

are you alive? he sends Oscar. he isnt a teacher btw hes a senior. also im on the bus.

The reply comes while he's video taping his dad cutting the cake and he's singing Happy Birthday a lot quieter than his mom. That's a relief, it reads, punctuation and all, because I'm pretty sure I asked him out for good measure.

Logan continues recording, and just hopes Oscar's bid for love never involves breaking into the cupboard of art supplies.

[safetycar-restart]

Looooving the Lestappen D/S AU. Huhu. I def wasn’t refreshing your page waiting for your thoughts. Nope. 😂😂 Some more thoughts bc I can’t help myself. 😂 What was it like when they first approach you about maybe scening together? How long after their first scene together do they talk to you about their feelings about maybe being a dom just for them exclusively? Do they keep it to themselves and angst over it for a while? If you do agree, what’s that first GP like when they finally have you at the paddock with them? Maybe the first one’s in Monaco so you don’t have to travel right away? But its also the one Charles is most stressed about, is this where Max realizes it isn’t just in scenes where he’d like to be with Charles? Like this GP is extra important to Charles so he just wants to be very supportive and maybe that’s how he realizes his feelings?

Imma stop there bc that’s already very long and I don’t wanna overwhelm you with a lot of thoughts. 😂😂😂 I really just enjoy the way you write these. They’re always a pleasure to read. 🫶🏽🫶🏽 Oh, could I also be this 👸 emoji? 😊😊

Okay yes we need to discuss this AU again! (Also yes I've added your emoji to the claimed list!) We must! For anyone new or who cant remember, this is an offset of the D/S AU where Charles and max both see the same professional dominant in Monaco and they've both fallen in love with them. Over time they realise they love each other too and want to be exclusive with the dom.

So firstly, I think them scening together would be a LONG time coming, with so much angst beforehand because neither of them would want to admit to each other nevermind to you.

But I do think you'd start to spend a lot more time with them together outside of scenes? Once they realise there's two drivers you dom, they're always trying to get you to come to race weekends, even if you don't scene they just want you there. And they both can admit to each other that they just feel better when they know their dom is close and they can spend time with you.

So you pretty quickly start having just dinners and lunches with them?? And honestly it's so nice, they're both so happy and so relaxed with you and they genuinely enjoy each other's company so much.

I also think that maybe at some point a situation happens where Charles or max shows up at your studio on the verge of going into subdrop from something that happened (Maybe it's max and his dad did something?), and you're still doing aftercare for the other when they turn up. You don't want to turn them away, so you just bring them in and add them to aftercare and honestly they both love it so so much? They cuddle together and get handfed snacks and nap together.

Pretty soon after that it becomes common place for them to always schedule scenes right after each other and then whoever comes in after joins the first one for aftercare? And then pretty soon the one you scened with first starts to stay soon and you call them back after the scene to help with the other's aftercare.

I also adore the idea that the first GP you attend is Monaco. Maybe it's actually Max who calls you? Because by then Max and Charles are way closer, and Max can see how much Charles is struggling and knows Charles wouldn't ask you for extra attention but also knows he definitely needs it.

Charles is so so thankful for Max for doing that for him, and it makes Charles realise that he actually wants Max there for the scene with you as well? Cause Max... he cared so much and he arranged this and Charles trusts him so much and wants him to stay??

(We need to discuss this more)

[rbvcdeluxe]

pinned post bc yeag

So, my name is Robert Bartolomeo but I have like, some nicknames ofc, I ain't tellin' 'em here rn. I go by he/him, I'm Mexican, transgender and I'm autistic with ADHD n OCD (send help). This is mainly a Starkid blog, some TCB and with the occasional mention of some other interests which are tbh quite some

I'd like to mention that if at some point I seem rude or mean, I promise it's not really likely (unless I state it myself or whatever). I just don't have the best wording or even vocabulary. I'm only a bitch irl but I'm more chill online I swear

If anyone wants to talk with me, feel absolutely free to do it. I would like to add that as normal as my typing seems when I post, I actually have terrible spelling n ton of typos when textin directly through DM or textin in general, even tho I still kinda try to be lowkey understandable but doing that kinda makes my typing slow so it is annoying but look im trying okaayyyyy.

Feel free to send asks about anything, either if it's jus for interaction or questions, I'm totally fine w it n I love talkin so yeah. Even if we are not mutuals, you can totally send asks. asks open at any time.

Anyone can ask for discord by DMing me btw

(more under the cut)

I'd call myself not so social (almost at all) but I do really, really appreciate when people wanna talk to me since socializing is a huge problem for me, so yup, everyone is welcome to interact with me.

Some of my interests are: Splatoon, The Good Place, Musical comedians (As in musical stand up and some comedy artists), some other musicals like Beetlejuice, Heathers, Jesus Christ Superstar and others. I'm also DEEPLY obsessed with Van Gogh, his paintings, his history and even other artists he was connected to like Paul Gauguin (who I fuckin' hate but I like learnin' 'bout him)

Going more deeply with my interest on musical comedians (since it's actually a pretty big term lmao), most of my interest goes to stand up musical comedians, those who are still on stage and off, like Bo Burnham, Tim Minchin, Tom Lehrer, Garfunkel and Oates, etc. But most of my interest goes to Bo Burnham and Tim Minchin, I can't physically be normal about them at all. I'm also in love with other works besides comedy some of them make or have been involved in, like movies and other projects. I LOVE Eighth Grade, Upright, Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, and many others.

Also i think it would b silly to mention that my username are just the initials of my full name + deluxe. I just like the word deluxe so I put it there tbh (and it's also a reference to a song but shhhh you saw nothing)

Imma write some silly fun facts about me n shit now.

Back to Starkid: My two ever fuckin' favorite starkid musicals will always be Black Friday and TTO. I will defend those fuckers until the day I die ALONG with Cinderella's Castle. I cannot be normal about any of these shows. No one will ever fuckin understand BF as much as I do

I also love writing little simple analysis of some characters and even scenes I love, even if most of them I do not end up posting bc I either didn't like how I phrased it or I just think it could be way better (or maybe it's just too stupid). Something I find fun to overanalyze are the most unimportant shit to the lore in general, I like to think about the specifics of even one singular character, even if it doesn't change much about the lore of Hatchetfield as in general. I love every single little detail there is. (and by little I mean LITTLE. like, hey, did you know that during Feast Or Famine, Tom does the ‘Squee squee’ motion like this emoji🤌?? THAT KIND OF LITTLE DETAIL I MEAN.)

Yeah so like. As I mentioned this is a SK blog but I also like to fuckin complain a lot. about everything. Im a damn complaining bitch and there is absolutely nothing I can do about it. Either if it's fandom related or just every day shit, I will always fuckin complain.

More stupid shit. For some fucking reason (many (almost my whole life)) I fuckin relate to Barry fucking Swift (Barry is literally. like one of my few nicknames. It's insane) n. yeag. I'm not even surprised.

Oh and just thought I'll mention. I know im a fuckin asshole n a jerk I dont need fuckin reminders about it. thank yewwww C:

[bluelolblue]

Requested by my mom ❤️

Shout out to my mom! LET'S GO MOM! SHE LOVES KEANU REEVES and she started to like Riccardo bc of me ^ ^

About cooking! I talked about it a little before but this is gonna be a bit more detailed

Santino x John cooking headcanons

I say they both know how to cook but since lately I've been writing about John cooking for Santino, imma explain that first :)

John is good at cooking, he enjoys it. Especially if it's for Santino.

Okay, I don't think he is good at cooking everything but at most things, he is

He loves cooking something Santino wants. Literally whatever Santino asks for, if he can do it, he's doing it.

Yeah, there were times where Santino would walk in bc the alarm is beeping and just see John with burnt food, whatever it is, it burned.

And John would immediately start to apologize and all but it's kinds funny to Santino. He isn't mad at him when it happens, he would even offer himself to help him clean it and make new.

So, John tries his best. For Santino he does. When he was alone... not that much.

Another thing is that yes, because of Santino, he started to learn how to cook various new dishes and got his will to cook back.

C'mon, Santino is Italian, even if he is sometimes very lazy to cook, when he gets inspired... he is making whatever he wants (if he knows how to make it).

But it's usually something Italian cuz that's his specialty.

For some reason during summer when John is trying to stay alive and not die of overheating, having the air-conditioned on almost 24/7, this little guy is in kitchen making carbonara, bolognese or pizza (he makes a good fucking pizza).

I also think his favorite pizza is the mozzarella one ^ ^

John is amazed because Santino has moments when it's way too hot outside or in their house, he just gets so moody and snappy, and now when he is literally sweating bc he is next to a hot oven, he is okay. Not moody or anything.

But then again... it's Santino and he loves him the way he is.

Santino is really good at cooking, he doesn't cook often but when he does, John wants the seconds.

But he really hates when he is sweaty after cooking... so he gets moody after he is done cooking.

It's also a new way for Santino to show his affection to John. Since he struggled with it when they started dating, John managed to taught him over time that it's okay to show affection. From cuddling and kissing to making breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Oh and Santino would sometimes as John if he wants to try, if he needs to add more ingredients, if it's too salty, or it's missing something.

John does the same with Santino, asks if he wants to try and to tell him his opinion. It's basically like, "Babe, wanna try?" And he holds out the spoon for him.

They both also like sweets. And I think John is a bit better at making a dessert than Santino.

For example, what I wrote for a fic where John makes him waffles and pancakes, for some reason John strikes me as a breakfast making type of guy. And Santino started to love pancakes that John makes.

Breakfast in bed for Santino absolutely.

Oh and both of them sometimes just bother each other while cooking. Like, Santino acts like a cat. He would hug John from behind, kiss his neck, or poking around and asking what's he doing, or tries to give his advice.

John does something similar, also hugs him, wants to help but he is mostly quiet and lets Santino cook in peace.

Don't mess up Santino's cooking because he will complain a lot.

But, they also sometimes cook together. And it's just so sweet because they help each other, and just ends up with more kisses and... if John lifts Santino on the table... it can turn into something a bit more intimate >:]

So, they both enjoy cooking, it also brought them closer and it feels nice. It makes them happy.

Well, I'm hungry now LMAOO! Thanks again to my mom for this ❤️, I like to think about them two cooking, it's so much fun! 💙🖤

[princessofxianle]

Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

well THANK YOU for asking, you are the first to!

tbh ive been meaning to do this on my main blog bc I take these wayyy too seriously lol but ANYWAY heres my top 10 faves (in no particular order) that I can think of (tbh theres prob more i forgot about, or i wanted to keep only 1 per fandom... except tgcf)

Huge Spoiler Warning: for ALL of tgcf, 2ha, aot, AND JJK MANGA!!!

1. Feng Xin (tgcf)

do i even need to explain this one? loyal to a fault, just a cute lil puppy, one hell of a sculpted archers back, and he's head over heels in love with Xie Lian (but tbh same) i have a lot of thoughts about him on a daily basis on this blog (and also theres the #fx backstory au tag)

2. Noé Archiviste (the Case Study of Vanitas)

MY BABY

the absolute bestest boy of EVER... with a LOAD of unprocessed trauma (yknow the typical stuff like seeing your childhood bff get decapitated in front of you) and a lot more to come once we find out how he kills his boyfriend best friend, Vanitas...

i ALSO think about him a lot but over on @noes-pillow

3. Sejanus Plinth (The Hunger Games: tbosas)

hated reading as a child... HATED it... picked up the og trilogy when i was 12 and i was a goner. The funny thing is i still hated reading for YEARS up until i picked up the prequel novel then in 2020, and now ive read all of tgcf, 2ha, and more fanfic than i could ever imagine... all because this stupid boy (i love him) chose to trust the WORST person as his friend, rip sejanus my baby

the movie is v good btw, if you havent seen it you should

4. Xie Lian (tgcf)

*Taizi Dianxia Fang Xin Guoshi General Hua Xie Lian*

how this man survived 800 years of being physically unable to die and never went insane is a mystery i will never be able to fully comprehend (aaand im in love with him... hmm i wonder why...)

5. Mihael "Mello" Keehl (Death Note)

the chocolate-addicted blonde boi that was my first anime crush... by proxy I must also add Mail "Matt" Jeevas because they are a package deal

these two are also the reason i started writing fanfic so they will ALWAYS hold a special place in my heart

6. Xue Meng - (2ha)

*sigh* he's just everyone's fav peacock (yes technically the image is XM 0.5 but he had a cool ass bird so im using this photo bc its COOL anyway...) mengmeng is another one of my trauma bois who has lost next to everything and yet is STILL kicking ass and taking names #thatsmyfuckingsectleader so proud of you my son

also this might get me into hot water here but imma go ahead and say it...

this is what i wanted Jiang Cheng to be... (i LOVE my angy grape but...) through thick and thin, despite EVERYTHING, and even mo ran fucking abandoning him he will still call mo ran his "ge"...

fgjhdfhfdg THEYRE BROTHERS, OKAY???

7. Howl Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle)

ok this one i just simply do not need to explain... if you think i do, go watch this whole movie and then there ya go thats your answer...

GENDER

8. River Song (Doctor Who)

aside from being the character that unlocked my unhealthy obsession with :) Main Character Death :) at the ripe ol' age of 8 YEARS (although Will Turner from POTC also helped on that front... Orlando Bloom my beloved) River's story was a stroke of absolute GENIUS from start to finish and i simply love how Alex Kingston played her...

"You don't expect a sunset to admire you back."

I just love the doomed ones, okay...

9. Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen)

look... theres *gojo girlies* uwu and then theres GOJO GIRLIES... i couldn't give 2 shits about how he's fan-serviced (tho im not complaining) but have you SEEN the amount of grief pumped into that man? he could explode in a fit of fucking insanity at literally any moment and take the whole goddamn world down with him bc what happened with suguru WASNT FAIR to him and satoru has more than enough power to go apeshit... but he DOESN'T... even after losing so many of his co-sorcerers... he still puts on a brave face to the end in order to protect the childhood of his students even tho his own youth was stolen from him during hidden inventory...

SEE? The DOOMED ones!

10. Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan)

i read the manga during my last year of uni and when i tell you i SOBBED at the end... yes ofc for obvious reasons, but mostly bc my little Levi loses EVERYTHING. He is the SOLE survivor of the veteran scouts. He's missing multiple fingers, an eye, and the ability to walk. He was the strongest (yowaimo) but wasn't even granted the mercy to die at the end of his narrative! Broke my fucking heart.

BONUS: Morph (Treasure Planet)

he's a morph!!! nuff said <3

fin

[spectralsleuth]

For commentaries 👀:

“Oh yeah? You left class real fast for someone who just wanted some fresh air. You even lost that girl that’s obsessed with you.”

"I WISH TO JOIN AS WELL!”

Sprinting at a dead run, book back bouncing off of her shoulders and dark hair streaming behind her, was a girl Raph vaguely recognized from fourth period. She was faintly out of breath, wearing an oversized black death metal band T-shirt of some kind, paneled black leggings that looked sweaty as all hell in this heat, and big chunky combat boots that looked like they got more wear and tear than they would if they were just for show.

"Yeah, she’s definitely mentioned you a few times- we take the same bus home.”

"...Rose just doesn’t like people she doesn’t think are going to take it seriously, and Sandy is a pretty well known flake.”

She stared at him a long time, and at a very pointed cough from Coach Garcia, she rolled her eyes and took his hand to shake. Her hand disappeared into his.

“Fine. But, my name is Cassandra. You can call me Casey.”

--Or honestly anything you want to say about Casey in this au,,I love her sm :D

[OH MAN I'm gonna tip toe around this one so I don't give away the story. Not because I don't want to spoil you guys (I don't) but because if I do I might not write it lol.]

“Oh yeah? You left class real fast for someone who just wanted some fresh air. You even lost that girl that’s obsessed with you.”

[I kind of portrayed Raph (or at least I hope I did) as that kid who EVERYBODY knows in a good way, who get like, "Hey Raph's!" all day when he goes down the hallway and answers them without thinking, teachers always dote on him even if he's not the best at school work, parents are pleasantly surprised at how polite he is-

And this man does not notice.

His brothers do of course, and think it's very funny, but Raph CANNOT read situations or people. So imagine Raph in class with Casey sat behind him, eyes burning into his soul through the back of his head, and he turns around and asks for a pencil. They've been seat neighbors all last school year and this year and Raph doesn't remember her name or face, but MIKEY sure does. He's got spies EVERYWHERE.]

"I WISH TO JOIN AS WELL!”

Sprinting at a dead run, book back bouncing off of her shoulders and dark hair streaming behind her, was a girl Raph vaguely recognized from fourth period. She was faintly out of breath, wearing an oversized black death metal band T-shirt of some kind, paneled black leggings that looked sweaty as all hell in this heat, and big chunky combat boots that looked like they got more wear and tear than they would if they were just for show.

[I think @tangledinink is starting to effect my fashion sense for characters bc he draws the turtles in such cute little outfits. ;-; Chunky boots... piercings...

Whenever I write- well, anything, I always make note of what everyone's wearing? I probably put too much thought into whether I'm going into too much detail of what someone's wearing, vs. adding relevant flavor. When it comes to Yoshi it's easy, because his outfits (when he was human) were super flamboyant and flashy so I imagine that carries into his old age, and it adds to the character. When it comes to everyone else, I try to make it a passing comment and hope I don't come across as 'My name is Ebony Dementia Darkness Way and I'm 15 years old-' levels of description writing.

ALSO coming up with outfits is haaaard someone come do it for me. ;-; ]

"Yeah, she’s definitely mentioned you a few times- we take the same bus home.”

"...Rose just doesn’t like people she doesn’t think are going to take it seriously, and Sandy is a pretty well known flake.”

[Imagine Casey Jones trying super casually and nonchalantly to grill people about the Hamato's, and doing a terrible job of it.

Blair: Wow she's down bad. Imma help my bro out-

So Casey has a lot of info about Raph's star sign, hobbies, and food allergies, but nothing that she was probably looking for. It's very confusing for her. EVERYONE (except for Raph) is aware of Casey. Casey in the show just did not strike me as a subtle person, even though she IS a ninja.]

She stared at him a long time, and at a very pointed cough from Coach Garcia, she rolled her eyes and took his hand to shake. Her hand disappeared into his.

“Fine. But, my name is Cassandra. You can call me Casey.”

[Raph is going to ask a lot of polite questions and introduce himself and be super lame, and Casey is going to feverishly try and pretend she hasn't been stalking their family. (Mostly Raph though.) Mikey will benevolently watch, like he's making sure two dogs sniff each other through the door and get along correctly. He'll only intervene to make sure Raph gets her phone number before they leave.

Cassandra will think she nailed it.

Mikey is of the opinion whether she has a crush on Raph or just wants to be a friend, her and Raph will probably get along so he's in full support of this.

What DONNIE AND LEO are aware of though is a whole other story.)

[adaricruz]

hi! usually scared to send asks to people but i would like to hear your connor headcanons because i want to know the lore behind all of your extremely pretty connor drawings

HII omg dont be !! pls feel free to send stuff whenever !! ok so i have TONS of connor hc’s ( i’ve been writing as him & for him for years now ) but here’s my faves + the ones that are usually present in my art . ( gotta mention that some are very personal & self indulgent bc i see myself in connor a LOT 😭 ) tw for a quick mention of razors .

- i made a post abt this hc here but i’m adding it because it’s the main reason why i use a certain color for connor’s hair , & that is that connor is a ginger ( just like zoe & cynthia ) & he dyes his hair a darker color so he doesn’t look much like them ( & he doesn’t get associated with zoe much at school ) he usually uses a dark brown or even black , but it’s usually very sloppy so his hair ends up being patchy in some areas or just not dark enough .

- connor uses he / they pronouns mostly bc they’re very detached to his gender identity because they don’t feel human most of the time . connor looks in the mirror & doesn’t think ‘ boy ‘ , most of the time he thinks ‘ failure ‘ , ‘ disappointment ‘ , ‘ monster ‘ . he’s also unlabeled & mostly finds male presenting ppl attractive but has been with female presenting ppl a few times . ( i’ll mostly use he / him in tags but in my writing i will use both set of pronouns ! )

- ik freckles have been a recurring headcanon for connor throughout the years in the fandom but i wanna add it too bc his freckles mean so much to me . a connor without freckles is like an angel without its wings likeee ! ( i usually add freckles to charas that i like tho ) they are usually more present over his cheeks , shoulders & chest . some on his hands & thighs too . for a while , connor fucking HATED them , & i once wrote a lil thing where he even tried to remove a particularly big one near his lip w a razor . ( i add it to my drawings a lot , if you check it’s above the right ( his left ) corner of his lip )

- his hair length varies a lot in my stuff bc i’ll sometimes get carried away & make it longer for aesthetic or composition purposes , but i do believe connor would def let it get longer than shoulder length ( not small of his back like in some of my stuff , but definitely to half of his chest maybe ? ) larry def gives him shit abt it & only encourages him to keep it longer & longer .

- this is also a recurring hc but imma mention it too & that’s eyeliner . & tons of it . i’ll sometimes make it smudged bc connor will prob cry & it’ll run . once he’s done he’ll just apply more over it . & black nail polish too ofc .

- I LOVEEEE music headcanons for connor & here’s my faves ( keep in mind my connor is mostly set in the 90’s )

• nine inch nails ( very self indulgent bc i love them sm ) his fave album is pretty hate machine ( mine too 🧍🏻)

• alice in chains

• cowboy junkies ( this hc is a reference to my ship with tate from ahs & the movie natural born killers )

• the offspring

• the cranberries

• suicidal tendencies ofc

• pearl jam

• adolescents

• bad religion

• & the canon ones ( shown in the buttons on his messenger bag ) being dead kennedys , circle jerks , misfits

obviously tons more ( my connor playlist has over 200 songs ok ) but these are the most present ones in his record collection <3

- born in april 20 & is an INFP ( idk shit abt the mbti stuff ok i had to ask a friend & stuff to figure it out LMFAOO this one sounds right tho , for my version for connor at least )

SO YEAH these are the ones that can be seen in my art ( besides the music one ) & ofc if i added all my hcs it would be impossible to scroll down thru this post 💀 tysm for asking this btw ! just so u know my connor art is under the tag ‘ connor murphy ac ‘ & i sometimes add part of the lore & hcs under them ! if u wanna know a specific one lmk i’ll be more than happy to share more of my silly lil hcs with u 🖤🫶

[aeligsido]

Okay so since the vote is over 👀👀 imma gonna rambles about those ideas 👀👀👀👀

Just for the record u guys voted majorly for the one (!!!) idea where it's more vibes™ that a real plot bc i keep switching between absolute crack to something very serious to idk how many characters to include to how do I even finish this so. SO. UR NOT HELPING (I love u).

Rambles under the cut ✨

In order of votes, I'm giving you:

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PoA, Sirius decides that kidnapping is a very good solution to protect™.

As I was saying earlier, this idea is a lot of vibes for little plot! So far I was just thinking "but what if Sirius goes for the protective kidnapping (of everyone he loves and thinks they can be in danger bc of Peter) rather than killing Peter?" and here we are.

Ofc he would take Harry and Remus (and I'm thinking Mary as well), but then I'm just. Do I go with some of my hcs and include Neville as well??? Do I go with my OCs kids for Mary and maybe Wolfstar and maybe also Daisy (Jily's daughter)????? Who knows, not me.

Same problem, I'm not sure of the tone, bc something fun and more cracky could work, but something heavy on the hurt/comfort would work so well too, so I don't know!!! Maybe I'll write different versions, idk. U guys are so very welcome to try and write this idea too lmao djdjjd the more the merrier!!!

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Lily & Petunia girlboss gaslight gatekeep their way into the magical world.

Funnily enough I think it's the first fic idea I had when I started coming back into the fandom!

Obviously Evans sisters centric, where Lily refuses to go to Hogwarts without Petunia and Petunia really wants to go too, so they decide to gaslight everyone into believing Petunia is a witch too. It somehow works, and the fic (OS) would follow them through their years at Hogwarts and during the war — I actually have a good chunk of it planned!!

(also a f in the chat for Snape, who knows very well Petunia is a Muggle and keeps on trying to prove it and failing to do so.)

This fic would definitely have a lot of my HCs for the magical world and how magic works so I'm a bit excited to write it actually dijdjdjd

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Cedric, Fleur & Viktor form the Harry Protection Squad bc they're Very Concerned.

GoF AU, as you can imagine, and an idea I'm very fond of. I'm having more and more ideas to add to this one lmao, so we'll see what I can keep in and all.

But yeah, the idea is basically Harry gaining three older siblings (kind of) and Ron and Hermione finally getting some more help keeping him alive. The Harry Protection Squad actually keeps on getting new members!! I think it would alternate between Cedric, Fleur, & Viktor POV, with them getting more and more worried the more they learn about the three precedent years lmao. (Cedric: I knew it was bad but I didn't think it was that bad!)

Also for funsies I think Percy (who joined the Harry Protection Squad upon getting his new jury duty) should adopt the stray dog he found in Hogsmeade. He keeps bringing him to the reunions and the dog loves Harry, for some reason.

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The Potters and the Longbottoms are each other's Secret Keepers.

So it was late at night and I was thinking "what if one of the Potters was the Longbottoms' Secret Keeper, and one of the Longbottoms was the Potters' Secret Keeper? How can Voldemort find them when they protect each other?" so now that's basically the whole idea!

So now Lily gets the idea after having insomnia, wakes up James to tell him, and they then invade the Longbottoms' house to share the idea with them, and they all agree on it. I go with the HC that the couples are close friends, with Alice being Harry's godmother and Lily Neville's godmother, and Alice and James knowing each other since they were kids (= Alice a toddler and James a baby). Anyways, Sirius freaks out a bit, Peter suddenly disappears, Voldemort is very unsuccessful in trying to get them, etc.

It's one of those ideas I have well-planned except for the end lmao, bc I'm not sure where to end it exactly.

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rumor says that Voldemort killed the youngest Black, the others will get revenge.

This one is just really crack lmao.

Mostly, Regulus dies, rumor says Voldemort killed him, so Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, & Sirius all decide to get revenge and kill Voldemort. They also don't consult each other about it so now they're fighting over which one of them actually killed Voldemort. (Well, Bellatrix and Sirius fight over it, mostly.)

I wrote tiny bits and pieces of it, so I'll try to finish it soon!! It's not supposed to be a big thing, unlike some others of my ideas in this list lmao.

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PoA, a bored Ron sending Howlers to Sirius Black.

Aka this idea, bc i love it and it makes me laugh. It feels like something Ron would do (and Hermione would help him with).

I would very much put it in the humor/crack treated seriously category, but I'm not exactly sure where to go from there. I have a few ideas about Sirius answering Ron's Howlers with his own where he's just laughing bc he thinks it's hilarious, or just sending him a "hey I wanna kill your rat" which confuse everyone, but idk. We'll see!!

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PoA, Sirius helps Neville after the passwords incident.

So, remember how Crookshanks stole the paper where Neville wrote down the passwords and Sirius used it to enter the Tower, and after that Neville was punished by McGonagall and he couldn't get the password anymore and had to stay out of the Tower until someone came to get him in?

The idea is that Sirius-as-Padfoot roams a bit around the castle in case Peter is doing the same, and he ends up finding Neville outside the Tower at night, kind of trying to sleep here bc no one let him in. Sirius gets worried and decides to help him out (mainly to find a nice hideout to sleep if it happens again).

A lot of it is vibes bc i thought Sirius and Neville bonding would be very nice and I would like to see it, so. Yeah. Eijdjd.

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scene: BDoM; enter stage left: a very pissed off Alice & Frank Longbottom.

A Sirius Lives AU where the fight at the Department of Mystery gets interrupted by Alice & Frank, as it says in the title!

I have the idea mainly planned out, I'm just not sure where to end it kdjdjkd.

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Thanks for reading my ramblings ✨ don't hesitate to tell me what you think of it!!

[forbidding-souda]

Heya! I hope you are having a good week so far! Can I request Korekiyo who is going to propose to his fem s/o and how he would go about doing it? Also, if you can write details about their honeymoon, that would be wonderful. Thank you! 💖

Shinguuji Korekiyo proposing to his girlfriend

I have this one and another marriage request thing I'm going to do. I actually woke up early today because it's the rehersal thingy thang for my wedding so I get to see people yay yay. Some people are still flying late so it's like ok but. I also have therapy today lmfao it's so funny. wack ass schedule.

and imma be real ya'll i literally hahdnjfnedjf do not know how a normal person would react to being proposed to tbh I just smiled and kept staring at him for like 12 seconds trying to see if he was joking and when I deduced he wasn't it was literally just a "hell yeah" bc i'm sick and twisted.

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-Mod Souda

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He doesn't care about the proposal as much as he does the wedding. He has planned the wedding in his head since he was a child. And, to be fair, he does fully know that you are going to say yes. He doesn't worry about making it something impressive to you or making it something worth remembering, the wedding is what matters; it's all about the wedding. The one thing that he does put a lot of thought into is the ring.

✯ He will be traditional and have a yunio. A yunio is an engagement ceremony, and he knows much about them and their history (because of course he does), he had always wanted to partake in something like that and he is happy that now he has the opportunity. He can finally understand what the people he had studied for half of his life might have felt: the eternal reunion with the woman he loves the most. Beyond the cultural differences between his family in specific and yours, he will try his best to get them to unite somehow. He will use the money he receives to be able to get your family to be able to attend the yunio, as without them, it is nothing at all.

✯ You are semi new to the whole process. The culture is very reminiscent of other forms of weddings. He has combined aspects of many different ones to form the ideal thing he planned in his head. For the longest time, he forgot to ask you what you wanted. Once he gets your opinion, no matter how small, he makes sure to add it in. If he is bunching together all these different cultures, he can add in the respected things you want to include.

A tall room with gold pillars covering the vertex of the walls, velvet curtains covering the few windows, and the small black stage holding a glass podium is where you were when it happened. He loved bringing you to his museum openings -- they are the things that help him make a living with you (you think he likes showing you his Talent and the things that he can create with it, like when he reads you anthologies in form of his favorite past time).

He gave his small speech (he's given thousands of these) before showing off some of the artifacts the he donated and the translated, copied versions of ancient writings he has locked in his own private collection. You follow behind the crowd. You've heard of all of these things before.

His eyes went to yours very often. He was looking for you, he was looking to make sure you were still nearby.

Of course you were.

Why would you leave?

You let him talk to the people all night until finally, they all depart and examine individual artifacts while you step close to your boyfriend (their hearts are in different places while yours is always with his).

"This is a beautiful place," you smile at him. He stares at your face for awhile, noticeably so. He loves looking at you. He loves noticing things about you. Do you notice things about him?

He grabs your hand and spins you in your place. "Yes, but your beautiful is astounding."

"Maybe everybody should be basking over me."

"Perhaps," he hums. "As long as you promise to be mine."

"I do promise."

"You do?"

"I swear to do."

From behind his mask, his lips curl into a small smirk. His eyes glance up to the ceiling in concentration while his fingers fish for something within the internal pocket of his coat. "Such a brilliant coincident it is that you said that before quite frankly," he pulls out a small, velvet black box. "I had gotten this for you."

✯ The honeymoon all depends on where you are willing to go.

✯ Truly, he will take you anywhere in the world. Like literally, anywhere.

✯ And if you don't want to go anywhere special then that's perfect for him (but he will be renting out some sort of historic site, preferably with a garden, and he will be describing things about its history the entire time).

✯ He really does want there to be flowers all around you.

✯ Beyond culture, he does find flowers to be quite attractive in the lence of love.

✯ Japan holds a bunch of beautiful sites but he has no preference when it comes down to the fact that he had ideals about literally everything else about the wedding.

✯ You get 100% say in the honeymoon + the activities you two share during it. Sex or no sex? He doesn't care, both of you have an abiding future together.

✯ He actually doesn't consider this sex to be anything special or different from the hypothetical other times.

✯ Else, if it's the first time you two do something together, he will make sure to make you feel as if you have received a great reward from him (and that he has received a wonderful gift from you).

[elysianslove]

can't stop thinking abt horse cock boyfie mattsun (im sorry im a whore for this man🧍🏻‍♀️) pounding you into the mattress almost every night, even when his roomie n best friend makki is there just a room away and ur not holding any of your pretty moans or grunts or whines in bc why should you? mattsun told you the walls are thick so there's no need to, plus he enjoys making you scream anyway. little do you know the walls r acc paperthin and makki is fucking his fist every night to your filthy sounds, thinking to himself how he shouldn't be doing this but he just can't stop, it just feels so good. all while mattsun makes you scream out how you're his, how your cunt belongs to him and only him bc mattsun is not fucking dumb, he has seen the way makki looks at you. he has seen the subtle blush you don't pick up on and the way his hands suddenly seem to get a bit sweatier. how the usually self assured and confident makki seems to trip over even the easiest of sentences. you haven't heard makki silently whimper out your name when he jerks off at night. but mattsun has, and even tho he really loves his bro, he still gets some sort of sick, sadistic pleasure out of reminding makki that you're his and only his. uhhh yea so in conclusion yeah 😁

i have been WAITING for a mattsun thirst god fucking bless you anon thank you. 

pls how do i even add to this i don’t know what to say except that i am h word for this man. yk what, fuck it imma write a drabble

it feels like he’s splitting you open, and you’re almost certain he is with the way he holds your hips down, slamming his thick cock into you with one, harsh thrust, before pulling out as slowly as he can. he revels in the way you mewl and sigh, arching your back in time with his thrusts, your hands reaching out to grasp at his biceps, digging your nails into the skin. he thrusts back in roughly, watching and marveling as your cunt stretches lewdly around him, squelching and gushing. he’s lost count after the fifth orgasm he’d given you, after he’d had you drenching his fingers and palm, gushing around his mouth, convulsing around him as you’d struggled to take him in.  

“issei, issei, issei,” you cry, and he hears you; god, who can’t fucking hear you?. it’s a wonder that by now, no neighbors have issued any complaint. you sob as he shifts to pull out again, mesmerized by the way your thighs tremble and the way you sob. “can’t — can’t, s’too much, please.”

he huffs, chuckling lightly to himself, at your cunt as it squeezes pathetically at the tip of his cock. “sure you can,” he taunts. you muffle another moan, throwing your head back and pressing into the mattress as he shifts his hands to the back of your thighs, spreading you open for him, keeping you spread open for him, and pushing your thighs closer to your chest. “nobody can take a fucking cock like you.” 

you shiver, sigh, body relaxing momentarily, before tensing as he shoves himself back inside of you. he stays put, imprinting his dick on your walls, the tip tickling your cervix, until one hand comes round to caress at your jaw, towards your chin, tipping your mouth open. obediently, your jaw goes slack, and mattsun thumbs at your tongue, pressing the digit harshly against it, whispering small praises of good girl and good kitten, before he says, “want you to scream for me, baby, okay?” and begins a brutal pace.

as if there had been any other option, you voice cracks as you scream, scratching at your vocal cords. a broken, stuttering yell falls off your lips as you sob and heave, allowing him to use your body as he pleases, pressing you deeper against the mattress, bruising your thighs with his grip. his cock rams into you, and he fucks you stupid, fucks you until your sob turn into his hiccuping breaths, chest heaving, cheeks stained with tears, eyes hazy and mind cloudy. 

“fuck, fuck, good fucking girl,” he praises, but he’s not sure if it’s because of the way you take him so well, or because of how loud you are, how your screams are so sure, so sure of who you really belong to. 

you beg and cry for him, pleading and chanting, “full, full, so full!” and “please, please, please, fuck, wanna cum,” and all he wants you to do is say more, scream more, beg more, because distinctly, he can hear the sloppy sounds of makki fucking his fist, his roommate’s ragged breathing and your name tumbling off his lips.  

so he fucks you harder, has you reaching behind yourself to grip at the pillows and the headboard, to arch your back further. he can’t even tell if you’re trying to get away or to urge him to fuck himself deeper inside of you, but he’s not even sure you can, so he lets you, he lets you scream directly against the wall, presses his hips flush against yours and roughly grips your jaw in one hand, fascinated by the stain of tears and the flush of your cheeks, and says, “say my name, baby. say my fucking name.”

and he can see, can see how fucked out you are, can see how brainless you’ve turned from just how deep, just how good, he’s fucking you, that you mindlessly reply, “issei, issei, please, fuck, issei,” with a sigh and a broken sob. you always sound so beautiful with his name on your lips, but even more so when you’re cumming around his cock, screaming his name, while his roommate pathetically whines yours. 

[will80sbyers]

Imma be completely honest I don’t think he was lying. The person who gave it to him obviously lied or the stranger things writers are lying (which I doubt).

He found out bylers were expecting the script and started posting about it everywhere (I think he genuinely saw it in the scripts he had) and anyways my point is people decided since he wasn’t useful with the scripts on twitter they could start sending extra hate bc of his Johnny depp tweets (which people were ignoring just the other day- I’m not condoning he’s a shithead for them)

He knew people would be able to pull their money out especially if he left the gofundme up and idk it just feels crazy the way ppl turned on him. Also I doubt he would actually delay it to add his own things into it like that doesn’t even make sense. Maybe I’m wrong idk

I agree that not much of this makes sense because this guy can't be:

- smart enough to write those scripts and fool 300+ people and also all the people that used the site for years and years

- an idiot that scams people using a site where you can take your money back & risk getting sued and lose your whole credibility and career too (????)

at the same time...

Also don't particularly like him to be honest and I don't like his takes on the show, they were dumb 😐

he doesn't seem smart enough to orchestrate all of this and write some of the things on the script... sorry but that's what I think!

so he probably was scammed too

or

the st writers are posting vague stuff to avoid that all the other scripts get attention too

at this point in time I just don't know