#imagining baby Greg being held by glamrock freddy kills me

[pixlokita]

Glamrock Freddy, holding baby Gregory: This is my son Gregory. I had him for less than a day but if anything happens to him I’ll burn down the entire Pizzaplex.

Vanessa, panicking: WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE A BABY???

Freddy: I do not know … he came out of my stomach hatch when I woke up.

Vanessa: that makes things so much more confusing.

Freddy: is that not where babies come from?

Vanessa: well yes but- NO THATS NOT ? I mean? ? -about to cry- I don’t get paid enough for this.

Freddy: is now a good time to put in my request for maternal leave ?

Vanessa: -crying-

Freddy: I will take that as a no.